Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 6, 2013

This former A+ list mostly movie actress is now an aging B- list mostly movie actress who rarely works any longer. She has called in every favor she has and ordered her husband to do the same and our actress even is counting on the support of her A list mostly movie actor co-star who she used to have sex with back in the day and again in this film for kicks. Her goal? Academy Award nomination for her latest movie. It would be a huge shock if she did, so we will see how the favors play out.

Actress: Michelle Pfeiffer
Husband: David E. Kelley
Co-Star: Robert De Niro
Movie: "The Family"

Guess it didn't work out for her. 

93 comments:

sandybrook said...

Guess not too bad:)

VIPblonde said...

Portlandjewel got it! You go girl!

Renoblondee said...

I refuse to believe this about my Michelle. *LALALALALAICANTHEARYOU*

sandybrook said...

Who is impersonating VIP? Ive never heard her congratulate anyone for beating her :(

Cleodacat said...

That is on my worst movie ever list.

Sara said...

It was a stupid movie, but she was pretty good in it.
Anyway, love her!

WritergirlinLa said...

She is so good in Cheri playing a woman of a certain age. Can't say I blame her but for her to get a nom these days, and with her age, she's going to have to get dirty, character wise.

Susan said...

This is juicy. The Michelle Pfeiffer singing on the piano in Fabulous Baker Boys is the image I will always hold.

Why doesn't she work anymore?

Blondie! said...

I saw The Family and it was awful. Michelle is a good actress, but the movie smelled sooo bad!

hollywood dime said...

Michelle Pfeiffer is in one of my favorite stories ever.

Which A+ list Oscar winner was fired from one of his first leading movie roles because he and Michelle were always in her trailer screwing?

I think I did that right. lol

sandybrook said...

Did you read good reviews of Dallas this morning or something?

sandybrook said...

Ooo. Juicy @dime!

VIPblonde said...

@Sandy I always try to give credit where credit is due

sandybrook said...

Ill go Johnny Depp right after 21 Jump Street?

Seven of Eleven said...

Ooh, Dime, inquiring minds want to know!

rosie riveter said...

Juicy Juicy

surfer said...

Johnny Depp isn't an Oscar winner.

hollywood dime said...

@ Seven I'm waiting on guesses! lol

Seven of Eleven said...

I loved Michelle Pfeiffer in Witches of Eastwick and that movie with Harrison Ford that freaked me out. I always wondered why she just seemed to disappear.

LottaColada said...

@Hollywood dime, Sean Penn?

WritergirlinLa said...

She hasn't disappeared. She's been working quite a bit. She's just not carrying the film any more. She's over 50 and she's not a leading lady any more nor is she a gritty character actor.

sandybrook said...

It probably happened between 1990 and 1995 I bet tho.

LottaColada said...

I've gotten props from VIP for getting BI's right before.

katydid said...

@dime, Best Actor Win or other category? If best actor my vote is Sean Penn

Unknown B said...

@Sandybrook-STFU! @VIP is gracious as fuck! Either have another meltdown or have a damn seat already.

katydid said...

Sorry, Lotta you beat me :)

sandybrook said...

@dime Daniel Day Lewis?

KhloeK said...

Shake ya tits Catwoman!

hollywood dime said...

Best Actor. Not Sean Penn.

Seven of Eleven said...

@VIP, is that Francis Conroy? Love her!

LottaColada said...

We lost, Katy :(

Bruce Jenner said...

Kris was always jealous because I used to have a huge crush on Michelle. The woman is gorgeous.

sandybrook said...

I was teasing her people! Everyone knows I have tremendous respect for VIP even if she always beats my ass on the 2:30 blind!

Lady Heisenberg said...

@7- you haven't watched Coven?!? Give it a try!!!

hollywood dime said...

I have to go into a meeting, so I'll just throw the answer out for you guys.

Denzel Washington.

He has slept with every single female costar of his except Joy Bryant in Antoine Fisher.

Fucking Michelle all day got him canned.

xo

Unknown B said...

Nice try @Sandybrook.

@Lady H, why don't you take several seats as well?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Nobody says the word "Dear" as awesome as Francis Conroy.

#RUTHFISHERPOWER

hollywood dime said...

And the only reason he didn't sleep with Joy, is because she turned him down. She's a good egg. lol

Lady Heisenberg said...
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sandybrook said...

Zing! Better then anything we ever get here for sure @dime!

surfer said...

Wow! Wasn't Denzel revealed in another blind to not like white women? Or am I confusing him with someone else?

Melpomene25 said...

Dang! That was what I wanted to guess but I had always heard that he didn't mess with white women. Lol.
Get it Michelle!

hollywood dime said...

@ surfer/ melpomene

denzel will not do love scenes on screen with white women. Or with his shirt off. His real life rules are different. His roster looks like the damn UN. He'll fuck anything pretty with a pulse.

katydid said...

Off to imdb Denzel Washington's co stars.......Angie Jo fo' sure!

hollywood dime said...

@katy ALL OF THEM. ALLLLLL. lol

Susan said...

hollywood dime - Your posts are full of win today! Thank you!!

surfer said...

Thanks Hollywood for clearing that up.

Susan said...

Even Whitney Houston in the Preacher's Wife.

OMG. This is bananas.

katydid said...

Thanks Hollywood Dime, you win the internets today!

Melpomene25 said...

Haha@ Dime! Joy gets a gold star for turning him down...the rumor is he is packing, but who'd want that if everyone else has had it?

LottaColada said...

@Hollywood dime- king kong ain't got nothin on Denzel.

TanGyal said...

I didn't think DeNiro liked white women...

Derek Harvey said...

I didn't think Houston liked men...

nurysp said...

it was a shitty movie, but i do see she gave it her all. She was my fav part

hollywood dime said...

@ lotta I just laughed entirely too hard at that. Lol

Krissie said...

Haven't liked her since she insisted the reason she's never gotten an Oscar is because she's too pretty. Yeah, because only ugly people win Oscars. Talk about denial.

Penelope said...

@TanGyal, I was gonna post the same thing but maybe he made an exception every now and then?

Hollywood Dime, thanks for the awesome dirt!!

Sherry said...

LOL Derek! Excellent timing on that post.

Well well well....Now we know about Denzel. Man be super hawt but now that he's a revealed man ho not so much.

Thanks Dime. Can I send out a collective "We Love You" from the gang here?

Well now, we need Writergirl to fill in whilst Dime is in a meeting.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Keep 'em coming, @Hollywood Dime! Thanks!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

What are you talking about, @sandy?? VIP/ALM always gives props. :)

hollywood dime said...

@ sherry I love you guys too!
maybe I'll talk about deniro and all of the kept girls he has in different apartments on Wilshire when I get some free time.

msgirl said...

Yo sandy said he was joking!

Melpomene25 said...

You have to give us the Deniro scoop!! I'd love to hear how he is with his ladies

hollywood dime said...

@mel
I hear his nice. Pays for cars and ridiculous rent in gorgeous apts. puts them all in acting classes at one famous studio to study. All the girls are....less than attractive. He usually meets them at his hotel in nyc or his restaurant.

califblondy said...

Dammit Michelle! I thought she was anti-Hollywood and into raising her family? I'm bummed.

But, it would be hard to turn down Denzel.

Melpomene25 said...

Thanks for the info! I wonder why he goes for average girls. Is he indiscriminate like Denzel, or does he stick to his script?

hollywood dime said...

@ Mel

No, no. Not average. Ugly. Lol. He has a type for sure and pretty ain't it! Average would be a 10 compared to these girls. Lol

Melpomene25 said...

@ Dime! I'm dyin!!! Why on God's green earth?!!! LOL!!!

PJ said...

For this seemingly terrible movie that no one even saw?! Ha ha ha. There is NO WAY that this is even remotely a possibility

A Pyatt said...

DAYMN Hollywood Dime!! Let me find my jaw, it's around here somewhere...

I knew bobby liked the easy ones, but not ugly! Wow!

And Denzel - shit he's a true man whore. I've always heard that from my LA friends. Had no idea it was all of em.

MarBro said...

What the what? De Niro slept with a white woman? I never thought that would happen.

portlandjewel said...

Yay!! My first one!! Thank you!

Purbear said...

VIP was a huge cheerleader for me on my first day of posting when I guessed Karen's blind. She is one of the most gracious on this site.

LowKey said...

Leave Uncle Sandy alone!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Jason Blue Eyes - REPRESENT! I'm on the 4th season of Six Feet Under and that show is genius. Claire is about to hook up with Mena Suvari! I adore Keith, Michael C Hall still creeps me out, and I KNEW Michelle Trachtenburg was a brat. Method actress, my foot, she's a brat!

Oh dear....

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, and VIP routinely gives (name) nailed it! props on reveals. AL is good cookie. :D

@HWood, my email back to you bounced but you know where I am and I still think you would rock it, and with class! (Look this post!)

hollywood dime said...

@7

that acct got hacked and was sending weird stuff out, so I had to close it. :(

I'll email you from a different acct.....I'm still thinking about it. At minimum I'm going to try and have my SO start posting shit here. He's working the Oscars on sunday and he always comes back with the best stories.

Henriette said...

So Julia Roberts really did sleep with Denzel. She was all over him at the Oscars once.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

I love VIP! Sandy sounds like a dickbag. VIP has the best dink links!

Unknown B said...

Screw Uncle Sandy, reminding me of nasty Uncle Terry every time someone says that.

And NEWSFLASH: 4 out of 5 CDaN readers think Uncle Sandy has a vagine.

Sugar said...

YES PLEASE!
I always want real accounts of celebrity doings! As many as possible!
Thanks in advance for all the juicy gossip, Hollywood!

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sandybrook said...

Unknown B you have a problem with me use my e-mail link

Unknown B said...

@Sandybrook, WTF? So you are a dirt perv? Who the hell asks to be emailed over CDAN grief? Please, you are not Count, no soup for you!

sandybrook said...

The answer I expected. All talk absolutely no action. Think twice next time you run your mouth troll.

Unknown B said...

I'm here all night Sandy Boo. And talk is all I have, unless your dirt perv ass wants to pay for the red-eye to your basement shackle playground, so we can duke it out after juice boxes.

volliger said...

Wrong about Denzel and white women on screen, what the bleep do you call his love scene with Katy Reilly in "Flight," let alone the explicit opening scene in the hotel room with the hooker...I was shocked Paramount escaped an NC-17 rating for that, although I suppose the movie was just good enough to invoke the so-called masterpiece exemption.

Aoife said...

At least she tried.

And she had sex with DeNiro? I thought he preferred his coffee dark.

Straight to DVD huh?

Melpomene25 said...

Hi Aoife! Glad to see I'm not the only late night browser here!

Aoife said...

Melpomene so glad to make your acquaintance! We late nighters have to stick together!

di butler said...

I remember when he was banging Hooolia Roberts when they filmed together in the 90s and that was swept under the old H'woof rug. No one wanted America's Sweetheart having the jungle fever*

You may need to be a certain age to get that reference. ��

Claudea said...

Cool tea, Hollywood Dime!! Pls, do continue to spoil us!

Sprink said...

Well that was fun to catch up on...