Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 25, 2013

This A-/B+ list celebrity/singer/former reality star who has been in the news a lot lately once spent a bunch of her money to make her song number one. She bought 100K copies of it.

Paris Hilton

36 comments:

sandybrook said...

Tell us something we dont already know :(

MontanaMarriott said...

And it STILL FLOPPED lol

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh great, now you've summoned her.

Sugar said...

PARIS! What do you have to say about this?

Lord Disick said...

Ha, thirsty bitches. No good PR system in place.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

What song?

Rob Kardashian said...

That makes good financial sense. If people think your song is the bomb, then it's money well spent.

Hey Paris, wanna go Go-Karting with me on Friday?

laura ramona said...

Oopsy. giggling giggling :)

LottaColada said...

Paris had a #1 song?! ughh

sandybrook said...

I'm somewhat stunned she probably made that money DJ 'ing in a foreign country where someone thinks she matters.

Bruce Jenner said...

Rob will you take Kylie if you go, she's been lonely without Kendall lately. She's at that age, I embarrass her.

texas rose said...

Sounds like no big deal - isn't she making $100k a night DJing? Like her or not she appears to be making bank$$ as a dj. paris djs

Seven of Eleven said...

@seachica got it, and according to the original BI, the song was called "The Stars are Blind"

haydnhorse said...

New York on Saturday night you mean?

Derek Harvey said...

the song is called "good time" and it is not a good time at all

Derek Harvey said...

nevermind thats her new song---the single was The Stars are Blind

Rob Kardashian said...

If Paris turns me down, I'll take Kylie. She is my favorite sister!

Paris Hilton said...

This is LIES! ALL LIES! The reason my song went #1 was because of my fans!!! And I resent that ranking. I'm A+ all the way!

fontlover said...

CROTCH FLEAS DON'T COUNT AS FANS

Harry Knuckles said...

The Stars Are Blind.

Paris Hilton said...

It's my month bitches!

parissucksliterally said...

Jeez. That had to be only reason Stars Are Blind got any play.

Sugar said...

OOOH! Parissucksliterally alone with Paris in a dark alley. Two Paris's enter, one Paris leaves.....

Bruce Jenner said...

My money is on the Paris with Kimmy in her picture!

Count Jerkula said...

This happens all the time. Any clue how many copies of Oh My Dog! Howard Stern bought and donated to sham charity NSAL so beff, who couldn't save a file in Word, could pretend to be an author?

Gotta keep em leashed when you take em for a walk (NSFW)

I wonader if this was from a party at Daniel Carver's house (SFW)

This one makes me feel like I'm hung like a mule (NSFW)

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I've been known to yell, "Timber" everytime another innocent, naive, gullible, devoted CDAN member takes another drink from the altar of Enty and believes that they are so blessed to have an industry insider giving them exclusive scoops and priveleged information. My voice is almost gone. Don't be alarmed, my typing finger is in stellar shape! Hugs!

Count Jerkula said...

All them years flickin the bean has given one Popeye finger, huh Miss Mess?

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I have tools for that, Count. And rarely do I have to service myself.

Amanda Groff said...

That rating for her is a little too generous

texas rose said...

Count - I'd like to see what happened later in that first video - did she skulk off or beat him up?

parissucksliterally said...

Bruce, good pick. I have a Black belt in Kempo. Paris has one in dick sucking. :)

I will be the last one standing. muhahahahahaha

Rob Kardashian said...

Do you look like the real Paris, parissucksliterally? She may be a rancid, diseased bimbo but she is hot.

parissucksliterally said...

No Rob, I do not have a bird nose, big feet, or a flat ass. I also have real hair, not Barbie extensions! :)

Count Jerkula said...

It is in Russian or something. She is all wtf? And he yells at her.

Alita said...

At the risk of flaming, I don't think 'the starts at blind' is any worse than other bs mainstream top 40 pop songs or there.

This may speak more to my view of current pop music than anything else though.

Seachica said...

A miracle -- I was first to get a blind!!