Monday, February 17, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 21, 2013

This A list diva and C list everything else and there is quite the list of everything else is filming a movie right now. Never her best skill the actress spent all day yesterday smoking pot in her trailer which she thought would help get her to cry. The smell coming off her body and out of the trailer made everyone cry but not her.

Jennifer Lopez

43 comments:

Tenisha said...

I never cry when I smell pot...what the heck is wrong with these people? lol....

Alicia said...

She just needs citrus magic to cure that.

Stepforded said...

She's so over-rated.

Why didn't she get arrested if it was done in a State where cannabis is still illegal?

sandybrook said...

Honestly I can see her not being able to cry because she makes ppl cry, shes such a bitch. Bitches never cry.

hollywood dime said...

I guess the make up artist didn't have tear inducing eye drops or glycerin drops, eh? This is wack. If I get enough time I'm gonna start posting my own blinds.

Bacon Ranch said...

I bet a dose of fresh horseradish would make her cry. Just look away, lift your lip and the tears they be a flowin'.

But pot making someone cry? That's a new one.

sandybrook said...

That white horse radish is powerful stuff beats the red stuff by miles.

rajahcat said...

I thought she was Miss Health and Fitness? She claims to never drink-or does she smoke pot instead????

I dunno if I believe this.....although she is quite the diva I suspect......

Stepforded said...

@hollywood dime - yes please! Love your stories.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Rosie Perez has some awesome JLO dirt she wrote about in her upcoming book. Can't wait to get my hands on it.

Majik said...

This clearly violates the "no crying when high" rule.

MISCH said...

I like the smell…

Lady Heisenberg said...

Stars get free passes on this. For example, Miley smoked a stage at the EDM club at the MGM in Vegas, which led to a huge fallout. My friends also just saw a Snoop Dogg show at a small venue in San Diego, where Snoop was given explicit permission to smoke, but no one else could. (As if Snoop listened lol).
However, my big question is: how the hell is JLo still such a bitch?!? Imagine what she's like if she's NOT high. *shudders*

Anna Belle said...

JHo is like Madge, very disciplined & very boring in real life...no real emotions anymore...should have just had an assistant go to the drug store for visine

Lady Heisenberg said...

Smoked a stage lol. *on stage*

Bacon Ranch said...

There's red horseradish?

Seven of Eleven said...

What kind of people does she employ? Call me, JLo, I can help!

I would have told her OPI Grape Expectations has been discontinued and the last three bottles were sold on the lower East Side to Neil Patrick Harris's costume designer for Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Cue wailing. #give7araise

sandybrook said...

Yup

Lady Heisenberg said...

Awww poor JLo. Can't be bothered to cry, not even for money. Why not try making her watch Gigli? Or reminding her of how she was once relevant. If all else fails, why not lock her in the trailer for an hour with the Count and Rosie? Much more effective.

Sherry said...

Hollywood..Your following would be HUGE.

Remember when readers thought you were making up your inside dirt? Funny how that's all changed.

Perhaps you and Stepforded and the other one who contributes could pool your resources? That would be awesome!

Count Jerkula said...

Lady H: I'd probably hang myself after 10 minutes.

Lady Heisenberg said...

They are probably crying because they toil over this monster for pennies while she makes bank smoking ganj in her suped up trailer & being a slave driver all day

WritergirlinLa said...

I see a bag of Doritos and an assortment of Hostess snack cakes in her future.

Seven of Eleven said...
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Snit said...

i just cannot imagine JLo as a stoner lolol

B. Profane said...

Eat a big glob of wasabi, that'll make anyone cry.

Kels said...

Some people get sad when they smoke. Weird but it has happened to some of my friends. Just like any other drug, people react differently to them.

Renoblondee said...

I don't believe this one.

Alita said...

Seven: OPI. Sisters ;)

Amartel said...

A person should have actual talent before they can be called a diva. Tired of these pretenders encouraging descriptive terminology that does not apply. Jennifer Lopez is not a diva! She's a cute girl with no talent but she probably had sex with someone pivotal (or puffotal) and voila career. It's pathetic that we, the public, get stuck with crappy performances because some mogul needed his dick polished way back in the day. I seriously think there should be a consumer protection class action lawsuit. Why should the entertainment industry be exempted from the requirements that apply to every other industry? Also, these starfucker "celebrities" should have an expiration date so they don't hang around too long, like this one has, continuously screwing up and increasingly taking on ridiculous airs. Just fuck off and sell your perfume until the core audience loses interest and moves on to the next.

HolidayinCambodia said...

"...everybody cried but her," NOT "...everybody cried but not her."

Jesus Christ. Don't you have a fucking education?

Miss Kitty said...

I live in Colorado and the only crying anyone's done over here was over the Super Bowl. Crying over the now legal herb? Ain't nobody got Kleenex for that.

Count Jerkula said...

Profane: Asexual people can certainly use sex to get ahead. Just like many Hollywood straight dudes would blow the right producer to get a role.

car54 said...

Marc Anthony had a great moment on Wendy Williams today, she was quizzing him on his children, and he forgot how old his older kids were.
He then went on and on about how he is such good friends with JLo and Casper.....

Wendy was licking her chops.

auntliddy said...

I dont know if i buy this. Jlo is very disciplined and not afraid of hard work. I dont see her wasting a day, and everyone's time while she smokes joints. Just dont. If she cant try, use eye drops!

Unknown said...

she is gross, and a bitch

SecretTorture said...

Uh, cannabis is legal in California and I have no doubt she has a prescription for it. Grow up Enty, you write about getting drunk constantly, but have nerve enough to shame people for smoking pot. I don't like you and I wish you would hand the torch off to someone who isn't a pretentious numb skull.

PotPourri said...

I think she's a scientologist and they never do pot.

di butler said...

She smoked a ton here in ATL filming, screamed at every underling, even the ones not there for her purposes. As for smoking and it being illegal..when you walk thru Underground Atlanta, the smell can be overwhelming. Hard to arrest just about everybody, and unless they're in a public place w cops or in a car, not gonna happen.

Scallywag said...

@Jason I was just thinking I bet Rosie Perez could make her cry.

Or maybe a 10X mirror.

JoElla said...

Oh @Seven, no wonder why I adore you so! @Alita we could all be triplets!

JLo *facepalm* maybe cry because craft services are out of M & M's....

Aoife said...

That Rosie Perez book should be very interesting.

I was wondering why the drops weren't used too until I remembered this is JLo we're talking about. She's an ACTOR and real ACTORS don't need artificial tears.

And I agree about the use of the term diva to describe every idiot who thinks her fifteen minutes entitle her to be rude and nasty to the "little people".

Aretha. Barbra. Anita Baker. Adele. They can be called divas. Jennifer Lopez? Not at all. The right word to use for her is bitch.

Bass bitch said...

Thought weed makes u laugh