Sunday, February 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 6, 2013

When this A list celebrity/singer drinks she gets violent and angry and mean and likes to make out with women. When her A list celebrity/singer significant other gets drunk he has sex with as many women as possible. Considering how much they love to drink and are forced to be apart this relationship should end in spectacular fashion.

Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger

54 comments:

Renoblondee said...

The perfect match!

sandybrook said...

Neither is A list except fir A-hole list in my book.

And this is the proper time to congratulate Canada for winning the gold medal in ice hockey at some godforsaken hour this morning.

Sugar said...

I'd would rather do Simon Cowell than Chad Kroeger. Even without the free house. That is how icky I find Chad to be. I'd also rather do Putin than Chad.

Blondie! said...

And the divorce countdown begins!

Seven of Eleven said...

You just made Renoblondee very happy. :D

This is so odd. So when they both get sloppy, do they share? Ewww, I think I just went on JSierra's nasty celeb diet.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thank you, sandybrook!

Avril and Chad do not represent Canada.

saycheese said...

Yay Canada!!! Gold medal!! just waiting for the coffee to wear off so i can take a nap

Derek Harvey said...

ALLL this time you've beeen pretendin soo much for my haaappay endin oha oha

sandybrook said...

Id rather do Putin than Avril any day. I think Id do Chad over that bitch too.

Sugar said...

Ooh, interesting perspective, Sandy. Avril is so rancid that you'd go gay twice before hittin' dat? I'd hit Avril over Chad any time.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandybrook, you just pinged my radar for the second time today! How YOU doing??

Derek Harvey said...

I know people that were friends with her in high school---shes no angel but she really is not THAT bad--The Nickelback guy is repulsive though.

TalksTooMuch said...

Dang, I'm a creep todat. Nevermind!

sandybrook said...

I'm good @TTM just a slight headache left over from yesterday. Ill take care of THAT soon and cooking my dinner now too.

OT this just in: Erin Andrews is Brooke Burke's replacement on DWTS!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sometimes I swear we are the same person. Was totally my first thought

Derek Harvey said...

A pub down the road from me was open and serving beer at 6 am for the Hockey game and now it is a mess looking out the window---many fights and cops...

sandybrook said...

Avril is disgusting does she still have green teeth?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Pass the Doritos. I love me a good shit show!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Agreed, and among other green things surely. I find it very amusing that both of her hubbies literally look like trolls. She totally destroyed the first one, anyone seen that bloated mall punk troll face lately? It's a rough scene

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh and congratulations to our friendly neighbors to the north! Feel better sandy

sandybrook said...

Thx LadyH having a pint right now will feel good quickly (as the skies darken for the thunderstorm headed my way)

sugarbread maker said...

erin must have screwed somebody higher up to get the dwts gig. I think erin is nauseating

Leekalicious said...

From their wedding spread in Hello magazine it looked as if they both be making fresh starts together. If that's what you do when you're drinkin, then it's time to quit drinking before you damage things irrecovably. Why did I think that these two getting together would heal some sort of damage in Avril. (Which is her toxic alcoholicism, apparently).

BeckyMae said...

I read somewhere that they have a pact to not drink when they are away from each other....and yes, I am appropriately ashamed that I even know that.
Go Canucks!!

surfer said...

Thanks Sandybrook!

@Derek - can't believe there were fights so early in the morning - people should have been in their happy place.

__-__=__ said...

Chad

Putin

Avril

Miss Kitty said...

High five to sandybrook! April Lavigne was a b- at most, and I would say a c now. As for Chad Kroger, who the heesus ever heard of him before he married her? I sure didn't.
Whatever you're smoking, Enty, pass it over.

Miss Kitty said...

"Avril" of course....my auto correct is having a field day on my iPad

Derek Harvey said...

@Lady---Derrick is doing just fine.

Derek Harvey said...

@Surfer---I know eh? Sundays are brutal enough as they are..

Derek Harvey said...

*Deryk

Derek Harvey said...

*Deryck lol---However you spell it---I will be seeing him in May at a wedding---my cousin is friends with him

sandybrook said...

I heard Rob Ford was one of the ppl throwing down :)

Derek Harvey said...

@Sandy---lol--oh probably--We would be very disapointed if he wasn't lol

Mango said...

When two douches collide...

Anothergrayhare said...

Very proud of our Canadian boys for playing like our Canadian Girls.

Sherry said...

LOL Mango!

Derek Harvey said...

was Mango talking to me?

LowKey said...

@Miss Kitty, as much as I dislike Chad Kroger l would have to say that everybody has heard of Nickelback. She got the boost from that marriage, not him.

LowKey said...

Oh yes they do, TTM! "Canadian Royalty" is what I read.
Mua ha ha
Make us keep beiber, will ya...

Derek Harvey said...

@Lowkey---Avril has sold more albums than Nickelback

LowKey said...

@Derek: I would never have guessed that. Seems like Nickelback has been everywhere the last decade or so, to the point of oversaturation.
Good for her, then.

Derek Harvey said...

meh--yeah they both kinda suck musically ; ) but I think they are relatively decent/normal compared to the others written about here---

Claudea said...

Ha!! ^^ yeah...

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

Screw you, Enty (and commenters). We are in love!

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

And I'd kick your ass, in case you are interested.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

I'd like to see your photo.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

Hope he got his man parts back. Will you check how my last name is treating him?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ok good. Not a fan but he was looking really bad around the last time I saw him in the news. Didn't they dress up as each other a couple halloweens ago? I hope Derrick is looking better since then.

di butler said...

Wrong, Miss Kitty. The King & Queen Maple Douches were both A list. They sold, combined, 80% of records sold for a couple yrs in the early aughts.

Heeeeere's To Neverrrrr Growing Uppppp!

Aoife said...

Who's got the brain bleach?

peter silie said...

@Derek

He doesn't seem to be doing that great to me?

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=3657191

Did your friends know her in high school or were they her actual friends?

Marina Francisco said...

If this blind is true then this article is hilarious:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2480253/Avril-Lavigne-husband-Chad-Kroeger-reveal-strict-marriage-rules.html

redronnie said...

our Canadian royalty wear skates and throw rocks..we care more about guys named Cosby, Subban, Price, and Toews - women named Jones, Poulin, and those who should have been like Burke - we are a part of the commonwealth but our real royalty are out in the snow or on the ice