Saturday, February 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 6, 2013

This is quite the day. This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor is out of the country shooting a movie. The actor who stands out from other B list movie actors with his umm, endowment managed to get pulled over twice the same day by the same policeman. Both times were for swerving between lanes. In both instances our actor was getting orally serviced by a woman while driving. Different women each time. Our actor was given a ticket each time for reckless driving.

Michael Fassbender

14 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

aemish said...

lol

MISCH said...

Gross

TalksTooMuch said...

Is there some kind of outcall highway service, or just your garden variety lot lizards?

AIP said...

LOL, dirty beggar!

OneEyeCharlie said...

He's a professional, and wanted a retake.

maKe inKy said...

Does orally serviced mean oral SEX? I seen his weenis. It is big.
Brody how does your one compare?

timebob said...

he should of known everybody gets pulled over on blowjob boulevard

Sherry said...

Not sure who's comment was funnier, Charlie or Timebobs.

So are we to deduce MF can't get a stiffy if he's not behind the wheel?

Alita said...

With respect and doffed hats to timebob, in this instance Charlie had me higher on the lollometer, Sherry!

Fasbender's rather sizeable (VIP has kindly helped us out with visual aids on this point) - he probably got caught because all the activity was going on level with the car windows. His lady friends were probably just sitting normally in their seats.

Anotheramy said...

Salute to male full frontal

Sherry said...

Okay Alita, now YOUR comment wins. Hahaha!

The Actress ("Stepforded" from her other location) said...

Was this meant to be when he was filming in New Zealand, and was accompanied by that brunette woman who used to date Gerard Butler? Because if it is, they were photographed late at night going to a petrol station (our equivalent of a 7-11) to get some nibbles because he said, in the photograph that accompanied that photo in the local press, late at night was the only time he got a break from shooting the film.

Besides, the roads down in the deep South of NZ are tight and windy, with very few passing lanes, so I'm not buying it.

Sorry Enty, but I know my country well and have just spent a week down there doing some filming! :-)

Rach Around said...

Has no one seen Parenthood the movie, or the Darwin awards? Giving BJ's in a car, the vehicle MUST be stationary.