Thursday, February 20, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 26, 2013

This B- list mostly movie actress finally got a role where she slept with the producer. Most of the time the former franchise queen has sex but still doesn't get the role. This time though it was decided she couldn't really screw things up with her acting so she got a role! She is thrilled.

Tara Reid

19 comments:

sandybrook said...

Who produced Sharknado and got her stds?

Lady Heisenberg said...

This heaux would do it just for the taste of it.
Way to go, Terror!

Derek Harvey said...

what franchise was she in?

Lord Disick said...

Tara is verrrrry friendly if you catch my drift.

sandybrook said...

American Pie derek

Lady Heisenberg said...

Imdb lists NINE producers. So girl was real busy. They say that her stomach rippling is the result of botched lipo but I'm thinking she may just be so disease riddled that the HPV spread all the way to her "goose shaped" nipples. OMG does anyone remember when Tara tried to say her nips looked like goose eggs but said goose shaped?

Derek Harvey said...

oh yeah...
never seen any of them and never will
all I can recall is "this one time at band camp.."

sandybrook said...

She probably did all 9 in a few hours. Maybe gangbang style.

Seven of Eleven said...

Shut up! It wasn't the franchise queen?

sandybrook said...

Ive seen the first 2 Derek but not the recent ones. Didn't want the producers to think there was a demand for more like the Sex and the City producers think.

sandybrook said...

Emma would neva fuck for roles

Seabee said...

Seriously, what Hollywood producer is so hard up he's want to have sex with a haggard drunk with defective boobs, a deformed torso and chicken legs?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Well, on a "You get the other one" scale, is she really that bad? She has to have learned some tricks by now to keep men interested... ;-)

Bruce Jenner said...

I remember that time she hit on you at Ruth Chris, right in front of Kourtney! The nerve!

WritergirlinLa said...

I've actually met her. She's very sweet. I get the feeling she's very insecure. Plus, she's now famous and not exactly rolling in the $$$. I would think it's very hard for her. She can't exactly get a job at The Gap! I find her predicament sad. And now the reason why she'll do anything for a role.

Basil said...

She was pretty cool when she was on Celebrity Big Brother a few years ago. Liked her drink, but not a nasty drunk. No airs or diva antics. I'd hang out with her.

Ramone Love said...

I could not imagine being drunk or high enough to do a skank like her. Just the thought makes me want to puke.

di butler said...

We all thought it was Assley Greene, but Sandybrook. That doesn't say much for AG, does it?

Princess Nobody said...

Tara Reid was on the ho stroll in Miami around 2003 and would f#ck and s#ck for blow and alcohol. She is a nasty bitch.