Sunday, February 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 19, 2013

This former B list reality star turned B list member of a group turned B list celebrity turned back to singer who for all the bouncing around actually has a lot of fans who love and adore her. She also has at least one guy fan who offered the celebrity $10K if she could finish him off with her mouth in the back of a cab in one mile on the Vegas Strip. She took him up on the offer and she won with plenty of distance to spare. This will be revealed.

Aubrey O'Day

48 comments:

sandybrook said...

Easy money. Skank.

TalksTooMuch said...

I know everyone is gonna be all "ew, gross, sl^t," alla that, but I'm just wondering if she has a forked tongue or something. Wait, how far is a mile?

Violet said...

Oh I have such second hand embarrassment for that guy. A mile can't even be 3 minutes can it?

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning, sandybrook!

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

Hammer_Girl said...

I'm betting she could suck the nails out of a board, she has sucked since day one.

Sugar said...

I guessed she skipped over the build up and just went right to the signature end move, I believe it is called 'The Swirl'. It's a talent. And yes she was wearing a perfume with vanilla notes in it. It helps.

TalksTooMuch said...

Dirty bird! Are you on board for tonight?? 6pm mt at the lamest reveal?

OneEyeCharlie said...

I'll bet she makes good pizza

Its just U said...

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm gonna have that song in my head all morning now...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Let's say ..30 mph for 1mile..that's....hmm...fast. He should have sat back and thought if England...;-)
10k for an embarrassing finish... Smh

Its just U said...

@TTM you know you want it...

OneEyeCharlie said...

@ IJU: Joining with TTM to form the earworm club. My kids are gonna be wondering why I'm humming that.

G said...

Color me not surprised.

texas rose said...

ttm - a mile on the strip in heavy traffic could take 1/2 hour or more.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I was stuck on thinking about banana bread, but now I'm fixated on maraschino cherries.

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay, thanks, texas! I thought maybe she was some kind of a magician

Its just U said...

@OneEyeCharlie what the guys go crazy for...

sandybrook said...

Hi TTM Its Super Bowl Day :))))

TalksTooMuch said...

And they're like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charrrrge

agh!

TalksTooMuch said...

Who's your team, sandy?

Katie Telling said...

why does this remind me of a Nicole Shirtswinger Blind??

sandybrook said...

My horse says I'm rooting for the Broncos today because if they win I will win a gift certificate at least or thru tiebreakers some money in a pool I'm in throughout the season.

Mango said...

Aubrey who?

I have no idea who this ho-bag is.

texas rose said...

Mango - only know her from this site and assume she is trying to make it as a singer by fucking rappers and apparently blowing random fans for walking around money ($10k probably lasts a couple of days for her unless she is got a weekly gig with someone)

Count Jerkula said...

Road head is the best.

sandybrook said...

She was in a group Puff DiddleyWiggley formed on either VH1 or MTV reality show called Danity Kane. Talentless and they broke up quickly.

Rach Around said...

I wonder if she wound down the window to spit?

headrot said...

yeah, what is it with guys who have hardon for vanilla sugar scents? i dont get it.

Sherry said...

What a dumbass. He should have had a wank before so he could have gotten his money's worth.

parissucksliterally said...

I'd need to see the cash up front, before I'd exert myself that way!

Sprink said...

And you're my Star of the Day for clear thinking...

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

La la la la warm it up!
La la la la the boys are waiting

Rach Around said...

And for this comment Sherry, I love you even more! Novice...

mistang said...

I wouldn't think you could just go straight down the strip without getting stuck at lights and in traffic. I'd say it was at least ten minutes. Am I overthinking this? I'm overthinking this. Go Broncos!

Count Jerkula said...

@rach: that would be acceptable in a cab or limo, but if a broad hocked a load out my window and it splatted on my car, I'd make her hand wash it in bra and panties. Probably squirting her with the hose everytime she compalined or missed a spot.

headrot said...

IT PUTS THE LUBRICANT ON THE DICK OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

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CanadianMiss said...

I wonder if she ran his credit first?

Kimba said...

I watched her when she was on the Apprentice (I kinda luv the show, so what?!) she was wickedly efficient and was one of the best players. Big boobies, crazy makeup but smart, so she won me over and I'd say I'm a fan .....so what? Yesh, judgers!

And yes, she is a skank. And cheap. I guess that's synonymous?

umop 3pisdn said...

Of course ya did...

Cee Kay said...

Big deal. Do you have any idea how long it takes to drive a mile on the Strip? I could walk faster!

Hollygolightly said...
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30whatsnext said...

Nothing wrong with that. Get your money girl.

Plum Grey said...

Heart your comment, Kimba! Keep it classy now, O'Day!

Plum Grey said...

Lol, whatsnext..., I read that as "morning girl"! I'm entied out, but I like that and I'm gonna use it, good looking out + in answer to your screen name, St :)

Plum Grey said...

Damn, htf does Autocorrect even come up with this horseradish