Friday, February 21, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 27, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer/reality star dropped off two women at his manager's house this week to thank him for his help in securing a recent honor. The two women spent the night thanking the manager in their own way.

Adam Levine

28 comments:

sandybrook said...

I bet Adam prepped them before dropping them off for sloppy seconds.

Pink_Palace said...

The manager being Jonah Hill's brother?!? Ewwww!! I'm sorry but those 2 are just gross! I wish they would just disappear and I never would have known who the brother was, had he not married and divorced Clint Eastwood's idiot daughter...

T. E. Cuz said...

can we go ahead and charge these people with human trafficking now?

Bacon Ranch said...

Was the honor landing him that acne commercial? Because I refuse to accept that he is the sexiest man alive.

FSP said...

I hope he made them cook and clean.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I'm glad he is so proud to have re-defined "sexy" to mean "annoying as fuck." You and your music have taken it's toll on me, douche.

LottaColada said...

@Bacon, +1 to everything you said!

RangersGirl said...

Ugh the Kneepads Most Beautiful person spread. There isn't one beautiful thing about Leswine. I wish he & his gross publicist would go away & stop grossing me out.

Sugar said...

He suffers from tiny head syndrome. So does Seth Myers.
I also suffer from THS so I should know. You should see me in a baseball cap. I look like a stupid child.

RangersGirl said...

or Sexiest person whatever it was. Leswine is neither sexy nor beautiful. His head it too small for his body & he has a rat face.

di butler said...

Moves Like A Jizzwhistle.

Blondie! said...

Did he bring them over in a big shopping cart?
Did he have them in tote bags? Shopping bags?
Inquiring minds want to know!

Seven of Eleven said...

No wonder my boss didn't look thrilled at the "World's Greatest Boss" mug I gave him. I'm not doing it right. :/

sugarbread maker said...

@Bacon +2 I would Blake Shelton before Adam.

Renoblondee said...

Accept it lady!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Bwahahahaha

Dolphy said...

Ugh, I feel like I need a Valtrex script after reading this.

B626 said...

But I relate to him because he wears tastefully tacky clothes from(that's the honor) Kmart

TalksTooMuch said...

Women! Currency in the skanked up Levine world! Whatever happened to flowers?

JoElla said...

I wish he was leaving the Voice and Cee Lo was staying.

Sherry said...

Alas I have THS as well..hangs small head in shape.

Leekalicious said...

OMG. Adam acts like such a goody two shoes on The Voice!

@sugarbread maker

Same with Blake, Mr. Hottie, over Adam

TalksTooMuch said...

Sugar, I have the opposite problem: Giant Melon Syndrome. This year was the first time I have a hat to wear during winter, because I found someone to crochet me one for my orange on a toothpick

umop 3pisdn said...

Taking the pigs off to slaughter

Pink_Palace said...

I am a converted Adam lover. I have no idea why - never liked skinny twerps - but I find him very sexy and love his voice. Last night I loved the song mashup of Adam singing Usher, Usher singing Adam and Blake singing Shakira while she put on her best country voice to sing Blake...As much as I like Blake, that boy can only do country. The rest were surprisingly good!!

Lovelyloie said...

Me too! I comfort myself with the thought big heads=lotsa brains.

TalksTooMuch said...

GMS unite, Lovelyloie!

olliebolliesnollie said...

Ugh gross.