Saturday, February 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 13, 2013

This celebrity chef might be the fastest at making his excuses. He has been in the space before for cheating on his wife, but this comes from one of his many women who says, "I never met a guy who wanted out of my place faster. Right before he would finish he would look at his watch and tell me he was late and he would actually start pulling up his pants (he never completely took them off. Ever.) while he was finishing. He would finish and in the same motion he lifted up and off of me, grabbed his shirt and his shoes off the floor and as he hit the door would say thanks and he would text later."

Of course it will be revealed. Who wouldn't want to know this?

Gordon Ramsay

53 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Efficiency is the hallmark of a true professional. And I still would

Blondie! said...

I dunno, maybe he's in training for a marathon?

Blondie! said...

@TTM me too! I met him once, swoony in person!

LottaColada said...

Energizer bunny status.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Well, he Is a busy guy...

Derek Harvey said...

My friend thinks he is the hottest thing on the planet! lol I think he is gross----so many deep wrinkles like Sean Penn from yelling at people all day

sandybrook said...

I didnt feel the need to know this.

TalksTooMuch said...

We know, Blondie! We know. Charisma and passion go a loooong way

Cleodacat said...

So not classey. I thought it wad ill-bred for a guy to leave his socks on much less his pants and yet I guess if the ladies are willing to put themselves out for a married man quickie, then maybe they should be treated like a whore.

Bacon Ranch said...

How many stars did she give him on allrecipes.com, and did she leave a review?

Steampunk Jazz said...

So @ Cleo... From whore to door, what? 30 minutes?

rosie riveter said...

Ew. He is an eyesore. maybe hes got a good personality?

The Real Dragon said...

I'm not going to lie. I would.

Cleodacat said...

@steampunk, that sounded more like 5min but I like the rhyme, lols

Derek Harvey said...

I dont think he is known for having a "good" personality. I think some women just like a domineering guy and a VERY rough pair of hands on their body

Steampunk Jazz said...

From slut to shut?...;-) The part that bothers me is where is the " he then rubber band shot the condom into the trash..." Is he bare backing?

TalksTooMuch said...

He can be very charming and the sheer force of his personality is wow. Plus maybe that other stuff

Sherry said...

I don't see the attraction either. Personality goes a long way and charm. This displays his lack thereof. And whoever tells this says there's a next time? Oh man doesn't even sound like he's good in bed. Pass!

Cleodacat said...

@steampunk, you know the smart, famous dudes take it with them so there's no chance of a "turkey-baster" baby 9mo down the road which is how I suspect careful Simon Cowell got nailed.

Blondie! said...

@TTM, there is something magnetic about him.
Sorry people, but he's sexy.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

@sandy, I agree!

Derek Harvey said...

Anyone see the episode of one of his shows where he goes to a place called Amys Baking Company and the owners are the craziest people on planet Earth, so he just walks out never to return...

Alex Tuttle said...

yes. reddit covered that ages ago. they even got an ama with kati

BreezyLife9 said...

TTM and Blondie, I am WITH you! But then again I have a huge weakness for chefs...something about them being a cross between a chemist and a rock star! LeSigh

TalksTooMuch said...

I agree, Breezy, a man who can cook...and is passionate aboot it? Sa-woon

Steampunk Jazz said...

Wow Cleo, did not think of that... Thanks for the mind expansion.. :-\

Sherry said...

Don't get me wrong, I loves my chefs (Anthony Bourdain, Michael Symon) but his being an asshole to people just makes him look ugly to me (well that and his face).

Michael H said...

That Amy's Baking Company show was awesome, crazy old dude is lucky he hasn't gotten standyerground'ed acting like a psycho tough guy like that.

BreezyLife9 said...

I usually don't comment but couldn't resist. My man is a well respected chef...nightmare of a life but so sexy! Extremely passionate people so I take Gondon's antics with a grain of salt.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Oh TTM and Breezy, I'd do him but I think I would like to get my face out of the pillow before the breeze from the door hit my ass... I mean, Jeeze!

Seven of Eleven said...

@TTM & Blondie, Ramsay does it for me, too. I think his antics on the show are just that - antics to make a show. His YouTube video on how to properly cook a steak is mesmerizing.

BreezyLife9 said...

Steampunk, you have a point. In my fantasy he conducted all of this life with as much passion. At least share a smoke!

Canasta said...

you could not pay me enough money

Kassandra said...

what Steampunk said.

Steampunk Jazz said...

:-D Breezy, At least when you gallop a horse, you cool them with a walk and a rub...
I agree about chefs and passion..what I would do to Anthony Bourdain over a salad...♒;-)

Blondie! said...

I think he's brilliant and I think the screaming thing was/is an act.
A few years ago, when they were filming one of his Ramsey takeover shows, I was at a resto he was redoing.
the casting people told all the "diners" that they would have free meals, so my friends and I ordered like mad. Then we get a $150 bill. I was upset and Ramsay came over to make sure I was okay.
If he was really a rat bleep, I don't think he would have been concerned.
And he has sexy eyes!

kelli_girl said...

Wonder if he can turn on the charm the same way he turns on the meanness? That'd explain all the tail he gets

Susan said...

I mean, really. What's the point if you can't enjoy it, Ramsay. Take your time!

Susan said...

Derek - I watched that Amy's Baking Co. epi. That shit was insane!

Gordon Ramsay seems like the type of rich prick who has EVERYTHING, money, success, family, luxury and is yet still a snide miserable douchebag. This blind kinda confirms that for me (in a huge-grain-of-salt kinda way.)

BreezyLife9 said...

I hope you read his book. It's absolutely amazing

BreezyLife9 said...

Exactly. The man has done a number of tv appearances with him and says it's like himself on tv...half is really the maniac you are and the other half is the maniac you are, putting on a show

rikkitikkitavi said...

@breezy i dont really think hes that abrasive. i used to watch kitchen nitemares (the uk & us ones) and it seemed like basic tough love.

Cee Kay said...

Blech. I find absolutely NOTHING about this man to be worth a second of my time. Maybe some women like being treated like garbage?

timebob said...

I read his bio he was very honest with his future wife Tara. She had money, and a posh upbringing and he would give her kids and the marriage. But he wasn't going to be around 24/7 and she accepted it. He even turned on his father in law who gave him the seed money to start his first restaurant.

I just don't get these women, they get nothing out of it. He seems pretty cheap so they aren't getting gifts or parlay it into jobs. Hell, the only time he even seems to see his kids is when he trots them out on to one of his shows.

Stepforded said...

Ewww gross. Honestly, I just do not get the appeal ... he always looks greasy and sweaty to me ... and I imagine him to smell of Ten-o-Six for some reason.

I have to say, the only celebrity chef I find remotely appealing is Curtis Stone (emphasis on 'remotely') - the rest just seem egotistical nasties.

Stepforded said...

@Derek - Yes, but after all the hype it didn't quite live up to my expectations :-( The woman in that couple was by far the worse ...

Stepforded said...

Maybe he's just miserable because he's stuck living three doors down from #KFF-Kim-#KFF:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2531570/Kim-Kardashian-Kanye-West-prepare-Bel-Air-home-just-three-doors-Gordon-Ramsay.html

Stepforded said...

*worsT

Diane Marie said...

LOL!

Karen said...

Well they do say time is money. Haha! What dumb ho would screw him anyways?

Diana Maras said...

It amazes me that the person who reported this has no clue that this says a lot more about her than the celebrity chef. You have to have no self-esteem to allow someone to treat you this way. Pathetic.

Scallywag said...

So that's his version of a Dine & Dash?

deb said...

he's so vile