Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 25, 2013

"Did I get all the coke off my t*ts?" Former A list tweener's first question to her publicist before walking the red carpet last night. 2013 might be her year but 2014 is going to be rehab all the time for her.

Miley Cyrus

27 comments:

Gemini said...

If I had a dime for every time I've said that....

plokzy said...

Hopefully 2014 also includes a makeover as well. She needs it maybe even more.

sandybrook said...

Things go better with coke Miley.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

What a waste. That family is so trashy.

WritergirlinLa said...

So she wasn't too worried about her nose, just her t!ts?! Interesting.

dezzie disaster said...

Maybe not. Maybe she's like me, a stoner who does other stuff rarely. I haven't done coke in years, but, I have done it once or twice a year as a treat in the past, just like I have with extacy, mushrooms, etc. As long as you're responsible, know your limits, and don't act stupid, you're fine. But that wouldn't make for an interesting blind item now would it?

LottaColada said...

Uggh enough with the Miley overexposure.

rajahcat said...

she's a trash can

Nosey Parker said...
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lazyday603 said...

If it was on her tits she's not the one snorting. At least not from there. Maybe she has one of those twisty straws that reaches her mosquito bites. Can you imagine the amount of wasted coke getting lost in the straw?

Eros said...

I think everyone saw this coming.

AsileM said...

She's just being Miley!

AsileM said...

Ps. I got my special cough syrup from the doc this morning. Going with a Sprite and Grenadine mixture. But, I am sure it won't be as cool as the kiddos say!

sandybrook said...

Enjoy!

Basil said...

I don't know. For some reason I can't see Miley ending up a drugged out mess. Don't ask me why.

Sherry said...

Maybe she spilled it on her chest? Total party foul.

And who knows Dezzie..Maybe she does like her pot and her Molly and an occasional bump. People do it all the time but it doesn't always escalate into full blown addiction. (I'm not really one to talk, mind you.)

Sherry said...

Maybe she spilled it on her chest? Total party foul.

And who knows Dezzie..Maybe she does like her pot and her Molly and an occasional bump. People do it all the time but it doesn't always escalate into full blown addiction. (I'm not really one to talk, mind you.)

sandybrook said...

Well it wont be because she comes from a good family with strong values @Basil.

Leekalicious said...

At least she cared enough to check!!

dezzie disaster said...

Sherry, I think its the type of person. I mean I come from a huge addiction based family on both sides, so I have had that in the back of my mind. I allow myself to enjoy something, but I know just what enjoying myself too much looks like. But that's me. I understand addiction, and its not always as easy to categorize as I have luckily been able to. I've seen farrrrr too much the last year, so many old friends and people my own age (under 30) ODing and dying because heroin is so bad here. I just think Miley reminds me a little of my white trash self at 21! Haha. I was out there like she was, soaking it all in experimenting, acting stupid, yet holding down my job and being successful. I just wasn't doing it on a public scale like she was.... I just have a soft spot for her lol

Sillygurl said...

This is me and my husband also! Weed pretty often and ectasy/coke once a year with my husband when we get a hotel room for a weekend get away. its good for the marriage! We do all the things, well not ALL, things that would make the Count proud!

Rob Horine said...

Maybe she had Coca-Coal on her tits?

Unknown said...

Did I get all the coke off my man-boobs doesn't have the same ring. Don't miss that crap anyway.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sillygurl: LOL! Ask niclee for a link to the buttsex tutorial. Her and her dude seem to give it rave reviews ;)

Amartel said...

This girl is a walking stereotype. Not one original thought in her head and even if there was one in there she doesn't have the vocabulary or the mental will to express it. Barely into her 20s and already a worn out whore.

di butler said...

Actually, no. I've said it here a million times, Miley isn't the one(s) that is in danger in the ex tweener set. Zac, Selena, Demi, and Joe are way more out of control, and hide their demons. Miley isn't a big time coke user. Don't believe everything you read...

Aoife said...

I didn't recognize her at all on the cover of "W" magazine. They said it was her and it kinda sorta looked like her but it wasn't until I found the story inside and saw the entire shoot. My eyes!