Sunday, February 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 6, 2013

This married A list mostly movie actor who is about to shoot to A+ list with his next film is very fond of his female assistant. He especially likes his three or four time a day 20 minute alone time sessions where they get caught up on what is happening. His wife won't say or do a word though because she expects it of guys she is with.

Chris Hemsworth

41 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

4 times a day, everyday! Aaaah, youth.

OneEyeCharlie said...

So, he likes to read through his lines three or four times a day? What a professional.

sugarbread maker said...

as long as she gets her pap photos. did she really expect him to be faithfull??

TalksTooMuch said...

I think, in the interest of helping him with his craft, several of us ladies would also be willing to run lines with him. A few times a day, even. Seven, you with me?

Habibti said...

Sign me up!

Sugar said...

I wonder if he refers to his package as his Thor hammer.

Derek Harvey said...

I am waiting for my chance at being James Francos assistant. Or better yet-him becoming MY assistant. I will have many rules and regulations that will be obliged.

audrey said...

TTM--I'm in.

sandybrook said...

JLaw you reading here?? I can give you lotsa time and maybe more than 20 minute private sessions 4 x a day

Brenda L said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Stop destroying every man in Hollywood for me, Enty!

laura ramona said...

Another good one today. ty Enty. 3 4 times a day.. mmm... What is his outsoursing agency so I send my CV?

The Real Dragon said...

Is he looking for a new assistant?

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ TTM! Damn straight!

And I refuse to believe this. When I see Thor carrying his Thorling, my ovaries weep.

Speaking of which, have you seen the Amazon commercial for 50 Shades of Grey? I was in tears by the end!!

TalksTooMuch said...

That's from SNL last year, right?? So funny

Its just U said...

He could drop the hammer on me anytime.

Sherry said...

That was the funniest skit on SNL.

We all should have known this Hemsworth bro wasn't faithful after that blind about him sleeping with Miley.

JSierra said...

Hey hey hey I wanna be invited to this Thorgy!

Lucas said...

@TTM - some of us dudes would take that offer, too. Just sayin'.

LowKey said...

I'm more into Hiddles, but I wouldn't kick Thor (or his hammer) out of bed... Count me in!

TalksTooMuch said...

That's it, all the Putin pics and then this! I'm right off the rails today, and it's partially your fault, Lucas. Send over your handy friend, STAT!

TalksTooMuch said...

LowKey, hear me out. Let's say BOTH Hiddles and Thor needed help with their lines! I'm all about supporting artists and their craft

Hammer_Girl said...

I'm all for getting one's creative juices to flow, where do I sign up?

kbs said...

So let me get this straight...Chris Hemsworth is A/A+ but JLaw is only B+/A-? Uh, ok Enty.

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwawhaha! Thorgy made me laugh

Kassandra said...

I would "assist" him in any way he needed and as many times as he needed said "assistance."

LowKey said...

Now you're talking, TTM!
Any chance we can get Jason Momoa into this little scenario? Now there's a man that gets my creative juices flowing, so to speak.

FrenchGirl said...

Chris Hemsworth's personnal assistant is a guy named Stephen Walsh
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4808221/
He works with Hemsworth since the first Thor movie

TalksTooMuch said...

Ladies and gentlemen: please to meet FrenchGirl, also known as Buzz de Killington

Audrey, LowKey, HammerGirl, Seven, Lucas, JSierra and Habitibi, fingers in ears, all together! Lalalalallallaa, we can't hear you!!

Plus, he probably has more than one. Hiddles? You and Jason still in? Anyone see Tom Hardy kicking around? Steven Dorff?

Lucas said...

Oh? Got a squeaky back door that could use some attention? I've found that applying a little lube and slamming it a few times usually does the trick.

(Can we pretend my evil alter ego, Walter Eggo, said that?)

TalksTooMuch said...

Sure, Lucas, we can pretend that!

Tell Walter the back door should be unlocked, pop on over when he gets a chance

Paula Beebe said...

So, basically, everyone cheats...all the time.

sandybrook said...

At CDaN yes@Paula!

canadachick said...

can we throw Travis Finnel from the Vikings in to the Thorgy?? he's HOT

TalksTooMuch said...

You KNOW it, canadachick! He's the dude with the eyes, right??

OT Alert: Book Club Tonight! Over on poor old BI#2, see everyone / anyone there!

LowKey said...

Jason will definitely still be in.
And out.
And in.
And ou...
WHAT?!?!

canadachick said...

Oh yes TTM Intense blue Rowr

Elle Ghee said...

This.

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Seven of Eleven said...

LowKey, you're such a tramp. Call me, boo!

Jason Mamoa, oh dear me. And @canadachick, I've never seen Vikings but that man is beautiful. Those eyes. Yes, please.

di butler said...

Pffffff. I hope that this one is BS. Its bad enough that Bonus Hemsworth bangs hos and is a serial cheater. Tacky at least keeps giving him cute lil Thorlings.

crila16 said...

Damn...I'm so mad. I want to be that assistant. I'm so jealous. He's the hottest thing and I'm totally crushing on him.