Saturday, February 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 5, 2013

This A list actress who is A list strictly because of awards and body of work and talent rather than popularity has been on a 15 day fast because she is scheduled to host an event with a fashion designer who designed her something to wear and made it so small that the only way she would be able to fit in it would be to lost 10-15 pounds off her size zero frame because the designer would not adjust it to her size.

Jessica Chastain/Karl Lagerfeld

53 comments:

aemish said...

** golf clap **, Karl, ** golf clap **

TalksTooMuch said...

Only one solution, ladies. Buy off the rack until the bastages design clothes you can wear. Escandoloso!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Derek, what do you think about this?

MISCH said...

Well Kunty Karl strikes again

Derek Harvey said...

I think if you agree to work with Karl then your signing a deal with the devil and be prepared to lose 15 pounds. Then 15 more.

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

TV Junkie said...

It's kind of nice to hear about someone's A-list ranking being due to their talent, no?

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I totally agree, Derek! See, we're not so different! We might just be Friends Forever someday!!!

laura ramona said...

Fuc***ing hell. I was a model Miss for like 12 years. 1.73 cm on 47 kg. starvation on soups cigarettes and coffee. I was frequently on calcium injections as I was fainting from lack of minerals everything. don t do it girls.

aemish said...

{{{hugs laura}}}

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Derek, do you think this is a widespread issue in the industry?

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

sandybrooks, please don't think about punishing yourself by becoming a model! Big hugs...

Frida said...

I guess she got into the dress.

Derek Harvey said...

kym lol shaddup

maKe inKy said...

I never of heard of Jessica Chastain? Is she pretty? Maybe if she had the body of a Kardashian she would not have to worry about this!

laura ramona said...

Thanks. :( I remember once doing a tv show in Italy. I eat cips one day before the show after two weeks of starvation. water and soups. my tummy did not look great cause of the cips episode and I lost my last miss competition. after the show few models plus me went to eat at 1 am. did you ever see wolves eating pasta with nothing but olive oil garlic and pepper??? model shit food

mwynn13 said...

Such an arrogant jerk. She should have worn a gown by a competitor, and smiled sweetly at Karl all evening.

Kim Kardashian said...

Karl photographed me while I was pregnant, and he loved how my body looked! He is so nice, and Choupette is the cutest!

laura ramona said...

Yeah Kim but you are a brand... You can afford this

aemish said...

@laura.. I ran into a model before, thin as a rail, (mind you I didn't weigh more than 99 lbs until I was like 25) but she was stunning and we got into this whole conversation about how she was going to have to somehow lose 10 more lbs for a show..

Lydia Bennett said...

She's not a size zero before or after.

MISCH said...

You know this could all be solved if actress's actually paid for their dresses like the rest of us.

auntliddy said...

She shoulda kept the weight and busted the seams of that rag!! Oh karl, you made the dress too small!!

laura ramona said...

Aha. bazinga. well at least sometimes we come out and say it

Derek Harvey said...

MISCH--Hayden Penetiere bought a Tom Ford dress off the rack and when asked who she was wearing said Tom Ford. Next day Tom Fords people made a public statement basically saying she was not authorized to wear his designs that night lol

fancyscreenname said...

@Derek
agreed. Karl is just being Karl.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

@aemish: IKR? I was 80 lbs. and we couldn't believe someone would let themselves get up to 99. You must've felt like a whale. So sorry you didn't fit in. You're great now, though!

laura ramona said...

Slut. how can you talk to someone this way. caling ppl wales. wtf don t mess with me

hollywood dime said...

@derek @fancy so true, you kinda know what you're getting into if you agree to work with him. He hasn't eaten a full meal in 20 years his damn self. I guess he figures if he's starving everyone else should too. lol

aemish said...

@laura.. these people don't bother me.. I remember squeezing myself into size 10 1980s boy's parachute pants and raving til dawn.. it's all good girl :D

laura ramona said...

@aemish cool

Kimba said...

Team Laura! I'll cover you!
(I'm glad your healthy now)

AIP said...

What the Kunty Karl couldn't whack a red wig on one of those skeletons in his Krypt and call it a day? How else does he find the time to make a mess of Chanel?

OneEyeCharlie said...

So Karl was being bitchy... color me shocked.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I DID NOT CALL ANYONE A "WALE"!!!

As a fabric, corduroy is considered a durable cloth. Corduroy is found in the construction of trousers, jackets and shirts. The width of the cord is commonly referred to as the size of the "wale" (i.e. the number of ridges per inch).[3] The lower the "wale" number, the thicker the width of the wale (e.g., 4-wale is much thicker than 11-wale). Corduroy’s wale count per inch can vary from 1.5 to 21, although the traditional standard falls somewhere between 10 and 12. Wide wale is more commonly used in trousers and furniture upholstery (primarily couches); medium, narrow, and fine wale fabrics are usually found in garments worn above the waist.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

That's going too far!!!

maKe inKy said...

Hi Kim! I named my new baby cat Choupette after Karl took picture of you!! Sometimes I pet him and imagine I am you and he is the REAL Chouptete!!

timebob said...

@Derek, not true, one reporter got all a tiff because she was wearing 'off the rack' and btw, that dress cost 10K. Not exactly a sale at Dress Barn and tweeted it was a bad form.

Tom Ford people only said they dressed Naomi Watts. I am not sure how they can authorize or not authorize something bought in a store.

Tom actually sent Hayden a lovely bouquet of roses and a note that said she looked beautiful.

I think Hayden was clever and had gumption knowing she was going to lose so stepped it up to get some attention and wore the dress she wanted. Not some ill fitting dress thrown on her by some stylist with a designer with a lesser name.

Tom only dresses on actress at an event. Hayden told who she wore never said he dressed her for the event.

laura ramona said...

As much as I love the irony and being cinical.. I miss Count Jerkula . Im his female equivalent so I will call @make an old Cunt writing scripts. it s so '80s so change the model

lazyday603 said...

I'll give ten million dollars to the first nominated actress who will go an entire awards season answering the "Who are you wearing?" question with "Who gives a fuck?".

auntliddy said...

Or,"My dress!"

lazyday603 said...

I've seen several guys answer "A suit". I loved that Hayden P. refused to be a paid up walking billboard for some dressmaker. How did a movie awards red carpet event stop being about movies & start being only about the fashion industry? I'm going to start covering New York & Paris fashion week & make the celebrities talk about what their favorite movies were this year.

erika christine said...

it's not that she wasn't authorized to wear tom ford, it's that he only dresses one actress for every awards show. and hayden p is not a naomi watts that designers are falling all over each other to dress.

teresa crane said...

Kunty Karl at his best!

Alita said...

If the photo that Frida posted is the event and dress in question, then I have to say Jessica Chastain doesn't look *that* tiny, not scarily emaciated model tiny. Not a size ... what is it called? Size sub-zero? ... as the blind says - which is a good thing!

I knew an ex-airline stewardess, who basically got all the same body crazy as models get because of all the pressure to be small and perfectly dressed at every moment of a long haul flight. She said you had to be immaculate the entire time and if something went wrong, like a broken nail or inadequate lipstick coverage, that you would get a severe reprimand. If you got whatever number of these reprimands, you would be demoted. She said she had to get out of it because it was making her utterly self absorbed and emotionally sub-par. Hats off to her though - she always looked very well put together!

Tina Mallette said...

Most of the gay designers seem to be misogynist whether they themselves are fat or not. I think Michael Kors is one exception but I could be wrong. I would tell Karl to shove it. Maybe Chastain did.

Tina Mallette said...

I would not put Hayden on such a pedestal if Ford offered to dress her for free like she was gonna say no.

I guess the Ford brand wanted to only officially comp 2 celebrities as an exclusive as they dressed Naomi Watts and Liev Shreiber a matching set if you will.

If any actress pulled out a vintage Tom Ford dress and said so, please, esp if it was someone like Streep.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I think Enty is the best person I've ever met!

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I hope he never goes away'

mr. ray said...

FUCK that old queen!

The Actress ("Stepforded" from her other location) said...

Poor Jessica ... that Karl is nothing but a reptilian shapeshifter! Worringly, Guiliana Rancid always goes on and on about how wonderful Jessica is; what's the bet when she saw her in the dress, she told her how wonderful she looked and ooohed and aahed about it constantly on that dreadful 'Fashion Police' programme. It's enough to give anyone an eating disorder!

The Actress ("Stepforded" from her other location) said...

@laura ramona: That sounds terrible! I hope you're in a better place now. I stay very slim from eating a lot of green and orange vegetables and little else :-( I eat a lot more than others I work with though.

hyaluronic kitteh said...

Ugh fashion designers really need to get over themselves. And she needs to dump his ass and look for another designer worth her spectacular self!