Sunday, February 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 16, 2013

This former B list comedic actor from a very hit television show has been reduced to a shell of a D lister slowly going through his big movie paychecks as he spends it all on hookers and coke.

November 21, 2013 - Hint - Was on SNL-Married

Chris Kattan

21 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

He needs a make-over pronto! Anyone seen his new hairstyle omg---gotta be on heavy drugs to think that looks nice...

LottaColada said...

He was on Guy Ferry's cooking competition with Vanilla Ice, Tiffany and I can't remember the others. He's definitely on something.

Lady Heisenberg said...

http://youtu.be/7Y08erKJMkc

Cocaine is one hell of a drug. Get better soon Corky and stay off the road!

fancyscreenname said...

Tehehehe ..........MANGO.

Junior Mints said...

did he just get arrested for OUI?

Count Jerkula said...

There are worse demises out there. And considering this dude was about as unfunny as they come, he was lucky to have any movie paychecks.

bar fly said...

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/chris-kattan-dui-arrest-saturday-night-live-alum-prescription-drugs-2014102

idk how to make it clicky

Lady Heisenberg said...

Junior- Yep! He was one hell of a hot mess, glad no one got hurt

Count- Kattan ruined some of the best SNL skits for sure. Same for Fallon, only because he couldn't help smiling all the time, but shit, could you keep a straight face standing next to Walken demanding more cowbell?

Elle Abraham said...

I swear I thought I was the only that remembered that Lol!

TalksTooMuch said...

He was in Edmonton recently! Clearly this blind is a mistake, he obviously has THE hot career

Derek Harvey said...

TTM lmao Yes Edmonton the true Hollywood North and Fashion Capital of the world ; )
maybe it explains his new hair though *jokes*

Brenda L said...

Hookers and blow...great way to go!

Sherry said...

I'm still having a hard time believing he's straight. He pings my gaydar big time.

auntliddy said...

Hope he gets straight and happy.

NaughtyNurse said...

More cowbell!

fancyscreenname said...

@elle
I could never forget a guy that plays my favorite fruit. Lol

PUN definitely INTENDED...

Mango said...

@ Sherry - I know! I was shocked when Kattan married a woman. Shocked, I tell ya!

Derek Harvey said...

---MANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOVE U!!!! we have things in common girl ; )

TalksTooMuch said...

Mango, I just wanted to tell you that I read ALL of your posts in his Mango voice

Cee Kay said...

Edmonton's a rockin' place, @Derek. Disparage at your peril...

Dexamyl said...

Maybe it's not female hookers.