Sunday, February 16, 2014

Brandi Glanville Blind Item

"Up-and-coming comedian” who would become a household name. “He had the kind of face you remember,” Glanville writes. “Sharp features, thick dark hair, and a goofy grin.”

During their date, she says, “We laughed so hard … that my stomach was hurting and my jaw was sore (It sometimes ends up sore after a date, but not from giggling).”

“It only turned awkward,” she says, “when I asked him why he still had photos of his ex-girlfriend, now a well-known actress, everywhere. He mumbled something and changed the subject.”

Unfortunately, it got more awkward in the bedroom. “We had spent the entire evening laughing so much that I couldn’t stop laughing when it was time to get serious,” Glanville admits. “Every time I looked at him, I’d think of something funny he said or remember one of his characters and would burst into hysterics. It didn’t help the mood.” The relationship went nowhere after that.

61 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

oh sweet jesus

sandybrook said...

Jimmy Fallon perhaps! (Remind me not to buy this book when it gets to the clearance rack at WalMart)

Derek Harvey said...

Jimmy Kimmel

SecretTorture said...

"my jaw was sore (It sometimes ends up sore after a date, but not from giggling)"

Whoa... I hope she at least gets paid after these dates...

Derek Harvey said...

My ex looked like Jimmy Kimmel and he would get so mad when I said that but I can not tell a lie...

Derek Harvey said...

Her jaw is always soar from talking too much nonsense

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Will Arnett

sandybrook said...

Dont let it be Kimmel :( Let it be someone worthy of getting laid. I still cant digger out Sarah Silverman and him. :(

sandybrook said...

*figger * but good try anyway spelchek

Derek Harvey said...

yuck--I cant stand Sarah Silverman look-wise and personality wise

Violet said...

Blimey. These blinds do not make me want to buy her book. Does anyone actually care who the subjects of her romantic shenanigans are?

Sugar said...

Sometimes people say mr. Sugar resembles Ben Stiller which IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. I don't agree but there it is. I don't want to disagree too passionately with the comparison because then it seems like I think my husband who people say looks like someone I don't find attractive isn't attractive. It's so confusing.

rikkitikkitavi said...

katt williams

sandybrook said...

Derek Sarah was somewhat hot a few years ago. Then I saw her totally nude in a movie :(

Derek Harvey said...

@Violet---not I-thats fur shur! I would rather read about Ramona or Phaedra or well any housewife but her. I only find the NYC and Atlanta housewives interesting. The OC is decent but cant stand BH, Jersey or Miami. There is a Canadian one that is dreadful but it is real trashy so I watched it. Vancouver.

sandybrook said...

As long as people mix you up with Christine Taylor its all good Sugar.

Derek Harvey said...

@Sandy---was it that stupid Michelle Williams movie where they are at the pool? lollll I saw that---it was filmed in my hood.

@Sugar--yeah but obvis if I dated him I found him attractive and I find Jimmy attractive--he just didnt I guess.

Vera L- said...

Jim Carrey.

TalksTooMuch said...

Funny is awesome: have to know when go transition to funky

Shabu said...

Hank Azria

Sugar said...

PS Why all the Brandi blinds lately?

Count Jerkula said...

Katy perry aint and actress, so it can't be her ex.

She said the dude was funny, so definitely not Dane Cook.

I think Fallon probably fits best, no clue his dating history though.

sandybrook said...

Yeah it was that movie they all got naked in the shower Derek.

Derek Harvey said...

@Sugar---enty is punishing us for fighting and being bratty

Derek Harvey said...

@Sandy--and the elderly ladies lol and then she has the 3 way at the end?! I just couldn't with that one and I usually like Sarah Polly movies.

AsileM said...

I need to step my game up. From now on, I am putting out on the first date. Ain't nobody got time for that....

Sugar said...

Well, I guess we have to take our lumps. It's always darkest before the dawn.

Hi TTM!! Heart shaped kisses to you!

Discobitch said...

Would it be easier to guess who she hasn't slept with? Jeezo at least Heidi Fleiss got paid

TalksTooMuch said...

Geez, she wasn't married, or promising them exclusive access to her goodies, why all the hate? Don't make me quote Mindy McCready!

Look at meeeeeeeeee said...

Seth McFarland for the win

timebob said...

Katy Perry is the voice of Smurfette in the Smurf movies so she is sort of an actress.

I would think Seth also but he likes them young and dumb.

texas rose said...

Sugar - she has a book that is coming or has just come out. I've seen these same hookup blinds at several sites now.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, Brandi!

Miss S. said...

Dane Cook

Alicia said...

My question is who the eff cracks up when you're about to get it on over someone's ( albeit possibly funny ) dinner conversations and tv/movie characters!
I don't hate on homegirls sex life.. I don't judge!! But her maturity level is ridiculously low. I wouldn't call her again either!

Saritex said...

+1

auntliddy said...

Someone mentioned the other day about her boys having to deal with this so-called book. Its like a f*ck manuel starring your mother. Dont u think the other kids are gonna be all over him when it gets to Jr Hi? Does she ever think about that? She 's obsessed with her vagina and sex, but the boys may not enjoy reading about it. Selfish idiot.

Krista Honchar said...

I am embarrassed for her children and ex-husband(s) after reading this tripe. How can she do this to them? Does she publish her hourly/daily/weekly rates too?

BackyardChupacabra said...

I have no guess here, but I have to say that I find Brandi very funny and refreshingly honest. She's admitted to sleeping with too many guys. Do what? It's easy to dismiss her as stupid, but she has a quick wit and a great sense of humor. Her first book was really quite funny. It's apparently unpopular but I am a fan.

Scarlett Drawl said...

Jamie Kennedy. I hung out with him once and he's still very much into Jennifer Love Hewitt. It's a bit sad in person.

ldylkng said...

Eddie had good reason to leave this tramp! Everyone should be leaving Leanne alone now that they know the real reason for him leaving!

Melpomene25 said...

+1 Alicia

People don't need to judge her for her sex life. If they want to judge her for anything it's how fucking dumb she is making herself look!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Hi there, Falcor Rimes.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Is Seth Macfarland the one who has sex thru his underwear hole? What's that thing called???

Count Jerkula said...

@Kristin: I always call it a Pee Flap. Men's briefs that don't have Pee Flaps, I call Manties.

TalksTooMuch said...

I still call it a penis, Kristin. Sometimes other euphemisms, but this here is a fambly blog

B626 said...

I think it's Stiller

sandybrook said...

ITS A COCK! (Fuck being nice but only if its 6+inches long stiff, anything under that is a pee pee and anything over 10 is a shlong or wang).

Sherry said...

Thanks for clearing that up Sandyboo.

Derek, I totally agree! I do not see the humor/talent in Sarah Silverman save for the "I fucked Matt Damon" bit and it's only because Matt made it so.

I'm voting for Kimmel or Stiller because who else dated a "now famous" actress. And because Dane Cook is NOT funny.

sandybrook said...

Always glad to be of service :)

TalksTooMuch said...

Or what sandybrook said

Look at meeeeeeeeee said...

Lol
Spit up my coke.

Marco said...

Definitely Dane Cook. He likes his women same as his jokes: easy and used by someone else first.

Chris J said...

I am as well. I love her honesty and don't give a f attitude.

rikkitikkitavi said...

"the relationship went nowhere bc brandi was exposed as schizo by katt, who is also schizophrenic". but unluckily for the public, katt has been sandbagged by the GVT but brandi(with and i so white trash) is promoted. keep the publics mind off of whats really going on especially now that footballs over!

JSierra said...

Backyard I like her too but she is really making an ass of herself this season and with (parts of) this book.

Stepforded said...

@auntliddy - what's the big deal ... so she likes to get out and about and share herself around. At least she's not walking around half-dressed, stoned or drunk out of her tree and causing herself and those linked to her embarrassment ... oh ... wait ... #FaceSlap

Hee hee hee hee hee ...

;-)

(That was a joke by the way - I completely agree with you!)

Dingle Barry said...

I agree with the Will Arnett guess. Could you imagine if it was Jeff Dunham and they had a three way with Peanut? Or Ahkmed?

Princess Nobody said...

Andy Samburg and Natalie Portman for the ex

Hegg said...

James Franco probably. So, are all of these post Cibrian?

di butler said...

I cracked totally up, TTM.

Jimmy Fallon/Drew Barrymore