Thursday, February 20, 2014

Charlie Sheen Is Paying For His Future Wife's Divorce

This time around Brett Rossi is getting the services of Charlie Sheen's lawyer in her divorce proceedings. Her soon to be ex-husband filed for divorce last year but Brett never did anything about it until Charlie Sheen popped into the picture. Now, with a possible million dollar payday ahead Brett is moving full speed ahead with the divorce before Charlie changes his mind. Helping this all move forward is Charlie's lawyer who is now representing Brett. It is nice of Charlie to help pay for her divorce so he can marry her. Brett will probably become very familiar being on the other side of the attorney when the couple inevitably divorce. I'm not sure how long they will be married. I think she is pregnant or praying everyday she is pregnant so that will get her an extra year. If there were no kids I would say married for a year and going through a divorce for a year. With a kid, the marriage might last two years before a divorce is sought.

43 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

idiot---Poor Denise.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I don't know what you're talking about. This seems like it will all go really, really well.

rosie riveter said...

oh emm gee what the hell. fuck, I wish someone would stick rat poison in his coke

Bruce Jenner said...

Divorces can be so expensive, but so worth it. I hope the fourth time is the time for Charlie.

texas rose said...

Hey Bruce - you shouldn't be so glib shaming someone for multiple divorces.

steph said...

He's a genealogist's wet dream.

Any future kids with Brett will be the first kid to be younger than his granddaughter Luna.

Anna Belle said...

If she's got drug issues & needs money she will deal with him for as long as he allows her, like he did with Brooke, who would keep coming back & he added to his harem

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Aw, I hope these 2 crazy kids make a go of it. lol

Bruce Jenner said...

I've been through a couple of divorces, I meant to say I hope the fourth time is the charm for Charlie.

auntliddy said...

Why cant he just keep it a business arrangement? Then when over, everyone walks away clean. If only he'd ask me. Lol

Kels said...

It is disturbing to me that we have not publicly ruined this man. Why is he still working?! Why is he still famous?! The underage girls, his twins, Selma Blair....I mean what else does he have to do to get Mel Gibson style shunned????

Derek Harvey said...

I'm surprised this guy does not have every STD known to man

wanton said...

Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke.

Violet said...

I love a good romantic story - this one's just like a Mills and Boon but in real life. Long live true love!

Count Jerkula said...

@Kels: What is the story of Charlie w/ underage girls.

If Charlie's lawyer is repping her in her divorce, who is going to rep Charlie for the pre-nup?

Gypsy said...

He pays for all his wives divorces.

I have nothing really against Tiger Blood per se, you know, more power to him. He is all Hunter S. Thompsoning and we know how that ended. Live your life, crazy fucker!
It's just that I have 3 degrees and no crack problem and I am barely making ends meet. I feel like I wasted my life in school and should have gone all New Jack.

I guess it's never too late to start. How does one find crack rock anyway. Man, all that schooling can't help me now!

Kimba said...

@wanton, did not expect that this morning - time warp to the 70's with a joke like that.

How does Charlie still work? Is he human? Despised him since ever. Interesting to watch him meth morph over the years.

TalksTooMuch said...

Chivarly: not dead after all!

Kimba said...

Not interesting in a good way, how his face has hallowed - good example for progression of addiction.

AsileM said...

I think Charlie likes being in "love" and getting married. That's the fun part. It's staying married that is hard. So, he want's another kick at the cat? Go nuts dude. But please don't have any more kids. My god the world has enough Sheen / warlock hybrids!

Massive G said...

So he's getting some porn star pussy. So what? Ent is just jealous he can't get some of that trim

Sherry said...

Oh pullease AsileM..You KNOW that woman is knocked up!

Bacon Ranch said...

Oh neat. Massive G is here.

TalksTooMuch said...

Odd thing: a fitness centre uses TRIM as their phone number here in Canada, thanks to the count and Massive G, it startles me every tine I hear it, LOL

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: Your Welcome ;)

Bacon Ranch said...

It pisses me off that I have a feeling one way or the other but I actually feel sorry for Charlie.
Tons of poor decisions but at the end of the day I really think that deep down he would try to do the right thing. He just has shit poor taste in who he surrounds himself with. Look at that picture. He's clinging to her like she's his life force and she's kissing him the same way she would kiss any other trick.


FUUUUUCK Charlie! GET IT TOGETHER ALREADY

(we'll always have Platoon)

ms snarky said...

Major League Charlie is the one I miss.

nurysp said...

why is he stillw orking!
those executives are selling their souls

sandybrook said...

He has abused drugs and other shit for do long its practically impossible for him to do any coherent thinking

sandybrook said...

*so long*

Lady Heisenberg said...

+1

urban chaos said...

Karma would be if his (assumedly) disease ridden junk left him sterile. This man can marry, f*ck whomever but please, no more babies for Denise and her child army.

H888FUL said...

If you want CS to go away, just get him to Name the Jew. You can be a pedophile, a murderer, or anything but don't you dare badmouth a Jew! I really thought CS was going to vanish after he called Chuck Lorre "Chaim Levine", but he must bring in a boatload of $$$ for the Tribe. Get him to rant against a Jew and use a few slurs and you will never see him again, EVER. This anti-Khazarite (I am not an anti-Semite as I fully support the Palestinians in their struggle) guarantees it!

califblondy said...

Can't the dumbass at least get a vasectomy?

Kels said...

I could be wrong, but I thought it was detailed in Denise's proceedings for something???? I am not sure but I wouldn't put it past him. Damnit I wish I had a link or something lol

Sprink said...

Interesting question. The only answer I can think of is that Charlie put his bad boy stuff out there and built upon it.

Mel had his issues but flew higher than Sheen ever could in terms of industry status.

Perhaps the public simply likes to watch shooting stars as they fall; the higher, the better?

MadLyb said...

Is Denise going to end up with their kids, too?

Hopefully she does crack, too (if she's not pregnant, of course), just so they're on the same page.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Not only can this lawyer, and his whole firm, not work on the pre-nup, but he/they will be foreclosed from working for either of them on their inevitable divorce. It would even be unethical for the lawyers to attempt to get a waiver to represent one or the other or both in a subsequent transaction or contested matter between the two.

If you were a lawyer Enty, you might know something about ethics rules.

Count Jerkula said...

@holiday in canbodia: think this is a calculated move then? Hire a top LA divorce attorney for her now, so he dont have to go up against the person during the break up.

Leekalicious said...

@H888fUL

Yes, you are an anti-Semite all right, you loopy bitch.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yup it's on the Smoking Gun. Divorce proceedings. The specifics of his porn habits aren't public as far as I know, so sorry count. But yes, the divorce papers explicitly state that he liked em young...

Count Jerkula said...

Underage young or barely legal young? Cause most of his porn whores have looked young. Kacey Jordan as an example.

di butler said...

*channels Paris Hilton*
That's hot.

This is going to end with police.