Monday, February 10, 2014

Courtney Stodden Gets New Lips

Apparently Courtney Stodden decided that her brunette hair made her look less like a blow up doll than she likes so she fixed all that by getting a new lip job which transformed her into a life size blow up doll complete now with all plastic parts. The 19 year old has destroyed herself. At some point the mid twenty something person inside her will hopefully realize the horror she inflicted upon herself as a teen and try and fix it and lead a normal life. I don't understand where she can go from here. As I said, she is still a teen but she has transformed herself into a cartoon and there really is no future for her in anything other than porn. What can she do other than porn? No one will take her seriously as an actor. Her early teen dreams of being a country singer are dashed. They have rules and Kellie Pickler is the only singer allowed to have plastic surgery right now. I suppose they could bend the rules but does anyone know if Courtney can even get her mouth open wide enough to do anything other than suck a straw? Who do you blame for this? Did the parents do that bad of a job? Doesn't she have other siblings that have no aspired to be Jessica Rabbit?

43 comments:

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Jesus! Why?! :( She was so lovely a few years ago.

TalksTooMuch said...

I just can't help but think that all this exact attention is just going to encourage more of the same. People redeem themselves all the time and go on to lead fulfilling lives. Just maybe not when they go after / receive so much attention for the self-harming.

Um, like the lip colour!

The Actress ("Stepforded" from another location) said...

Oh heck - what a shame. She is starting to resemble a Real Housewife ... of the Orange County franchise.

#NotPretty

Kourtney Kardashian said...

I feel for her. Once she has kids she is going to think twice about those implants. I'm thinking about removing mine because of breastfeeding issues but Scott doesn't like the idea :/

sandybrook said...

Im glad to hear Im not the only person who thought she was pretty (once you got past the breasts enhancement)

The Actress ("Stepforded" from another location) said...

Actually, you know what? She reminds me of one of the #KFF members ... the one whose husband is allegedly off the rails and who sold her house to Kaley Cuoco ... I was tied to a chair and forced to watch KUWTK last night and this is exactly how that person looked ... except she wore SCARY dark lipstick. The shape and size of the schmackers was the same though ... brrrrrrr!!!

The Dude said...

Why is she newsworthy? Except for marrying an old transvestite?

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Those inflatables look damn painful.

melissa said...

she needs to borrow shia's paper bag

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

This is newsworthy to Enty #14. Respect, please!

Eros said...

She looks like a blowup doll. Great going courtney , in further cementing herself as every sexist joke's punchline.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Dear God.. Hell, maybe she Wants to do porn. Empowerment? Selling herself for herself is different then being used and it does seem to be all she knows...
The porn/acting line has gotten thin these last ten years, what with all the sex tapes. Best of luck, girl. If that line gets erased, it won't be by you...

sandybrook said...

I thought the gay future NFL player would be the top story this morning. My bad, must have happened too late last night to go in the early bot rotation.

Howard Schultz-Shameless Profiteer (S.S.!) said...

Please remove this damaged young woman from our daily media cycle. She is clearly trying to escape herself, but no matter what she changes on the periphery, that rotten core remains. I used to loathe her, now I pity her. People who display hyper-confidence often use it to mask the deepest insecurity. Pimpas paradise all the way.

Howard Schultz-Shameless Profiteer (S.S.!) said...

Please remove this damaged young woman from our daily media cycle. She is clearly trying to escape herself, but no matter what she changes on the periphery, that rotten core remains. I used to loathe her, now I pity her. People who display hyper-confidence often use it to mask the deepest insecurity. Pimpas paradise all the way.

Seven of Eleven said...

She was a very pretty young lady before her parents sold her.

Anna Belle said...

She's gonna be a alcoholic drug addict porn star prostitute very soon...

Anna Belle said...

Where does her money come from now?!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

:( That is so sad.

Steampunk Jazz said...

The black and white shot? I thought she was holding a knife...:-D

nancer said...

what makes it worse is that there are doctors out there who are not doing THEIR job by helping her mutilate herself. i wonder if any plastic surgeon has told her simply 'no?'

Its just U said...

I really have mixed feelings about the girl. And that's what she is, a girl. She has been so used and abused in ways she doesn't even know yet, and she is still only in her teens.
I kinda want to protect her.
But, having said all that, I bet she's pretty shrewd too. And there is money to be made in the sex industry. She already has an advantage because people know her name.

ethorne said...

I would rather see 100 pics of her 1/2 ton lips than even one of Creepy Doug.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

@IJU, I know what you mean. She really is still a kid. She makes the Mama in me hurt.

Anothergrayhare said...

I just wonder once you put that much crap in your lips, if you change your mind down the road, can you ever get normal lips back? I know Juvederm eventually dissolves but doesn't the skin all stretch out. I'm thinking Jackie Stallone, Donatella Versace lips. They look like stroke victims. So sad that this girl has no guidance, but then again, isn't she 18 now and can do whatever she wants?

Its just U said...

That's it Rhysie. She's only a few years older than my girls. I can't imagine letting some dirty old man near them without facing some serious jail time for cutting his bollox off.
She never really stood a chance.

parissucksliterally said...

OMG! How can you put that much shit in your lips without them exploding????

discoflux said...

Somebody needs to make her watch the Pete Burns documentary about his lip injections and surgeries.

annanaannnaaaa said...

*vom*

Celeb Friend said...

Courtney Stodden looks like a drag queen,no offense.

Any man who would want her would be for for a FWB,she looks so plastic.

Krystie Rachelle said...

Don't talk about lady Bruce like that! Kidding.

Karen said...

Her lips are freshly 'done'. It will look better once swelling wears off. The lip colour just makes it look that more enormous. She just needs a giant butt implant to complete her transformation to a slutty Kardashian....and dont forget buckets of selftanner!

Sherry said...

She needs some therapy to find out why she's so focused on turning into some exaggerated male ideal. Get to the root of that and she may still be saved.

kelli_girl said...

When I think about things I did & choices I made when in my late teens, I seriously want to climb under a rock! Gotta wonder if when this chick gets older she'll wish she made different choices?

GPS74 said...

Hmmmm. I think I'd have to see her without the gob of lipstick, because it could be a *very* bad attempt to create a plumper appearance through an excess of liner and color.

Not that it would surprise me, it's just kind of hard to tell with that much shit smeared on her face if this is a visual trick with makeup or an actual lip injection.

LTG said...

I believe her parents are part of her problem. They allowed this girl to be sexualized before she was of age, and they are still complicit in her of-age kerfuffles.

Sprink said...

I'm really sorry to be the person who laughs about this, but the "stroke victims" comparison was dead on.

crila16 said...

Someone stop this girl!!! Does no one around her really love and care about her??? This is so sad. She looks disgusting.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

She's become the real life Kimber Henry doll

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh man, @Jason, you're right! The episode where they kept talking about vaginal reconstruction on the doll - so gross and so funny at the same time!

PS said...

I think Dolly Parton would take issue with you saying Kelli Pickler is the only nip tucker in the country world. Queen Dolly is very loud Nd proud about her hard work to look so fabulous.

MadLyb said...

She's getting into Amanda LePore/Pete Burns territory. Wow.

Hammer_Girl said...

Somebody get the poor girl some Preperation-H stat!!