Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Dennis Rodman Is Boozing Again

Just three days after checking out of rehab Dennis Rodman is boozing again. According to The New York Post, Rodman spent a night this weekend in a Miami club and the club lost count of how many shots the former NBA star drank. Well, all I have to say is that whenever I go drinking clubs don't ever have a tough time figuring out how many drinks I have had because that is usually how they make their money. The sad part of all of this is not just that he is drinking again after a very short stay in rehab but that he went to the club alone looking for people to drink with. He was just going up to random tables in the club looking to talk and drink. Meanwhile North Korean radio says that when Rodman visited he drank everywhere in his hotel, threw up all over his room and peed in the hallways of the hotel. The guy needs about two months in a lockdown rehab or he will kill himself with his drinking.

23 comments:

The Actress ("Stepforded" from another location) said...

What a waste of time and effort he is. He has to WANT to be helped, and clearly he doesn't.

Bruce Jenner said...

Oh Dennis! Get some help man!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Ah. :/ Sobriety can be such a struggle.

Cleodacat said...

And the sky is blue....

Robert said...

The sooner that moron does kill himself (via drinking or other means), the better off the rest of us will be.

Seven of Eleven said...

That is one poorly managed club.

Boozing might explain Rodman's fealty to Kim Jong Un. Dropping a steamer in the hall, though - never done that when I've had one too many. North Korea must have some pretty strong hooch.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

He misses fatty, he probably faps to the dictator and when his dong cannot work any more, he needs booze and drugs. This is true love.

Paris Hilton said...

That's NOT hot Robert.

__-__=__ said...

He's a remake of Leaving Las Vegas.

SecretTorture said...

I agree with Enty on one thing; Rodman's not going to get better until he stays long term in a lock down rehab facility. A GOOD one. Otherwise i could see what happened to Lisa Robin Kelly happening to him.

texas rose said...
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texas rose said...

Once again the publicist rehab program. Unfortunately for Rodman's publicist/manager he is such a fucked up moron that in his case it backfires as he will inevitably continue making a fool of himself. I wonder if he has his next trip to north korea booked yet? I can't wait for his next thoughts on the geopolitical issues the world faces.

Count Jerkula said...

2 months in rehab, maybe followed by 6 in a mental hospital w/ some heavy meds.

missbunny said...

I am not trying to be negative, but when I watched celebrity rehab for a few seasons (admit it, the show was crazy good) I did not think he would beat it, nor did I think he wants to be sober. So he is right there with shifty shellshock? and the guy from guns and roses, probably only 1 way he will be clean is in the grave. I hope I'm wrong, but he didn't seem to want it at all.

Side note, didn't he #2 in the hallway in NK, not just #1? I thought I read that yesterday?

Murphy said...

2 months would not be enough.

Bruce Jenner said...

Robert, that is not nice. You shouldn't let Dennis's existence impact your daily life. If you do, I feel sorry for you. Now, you can dislike the guy all you want to, but to wish death on him is just wrong. If you put out positive, you get back positive. Wishing death on him does you no good.

Krystie Rachelle said...

Bruce! This is why I missed you! Glad to see you are back.

teresa crane said...

You really are so upbeat Bruce :)

crila16 said...

I never knew he stopped.

Bruce...you are so wise.

auntliddy said...

Rodman said on rehab and he probably will never stop drinking. He probably is killing himself. Some people cant be helped. And 2 months? He wld need 2 years!

rikkitikkitavi said...

hes gotta be on the CDCs most wanted list. i would not wanna see whats running around inside his boxer briefs. that being said, his creativity and athleticism are both admirable, but his relationship with north korea is where he lost me as a fan.

Chewbacca said...

Missbunny - agree. Celeb Rehab was the bomb.

12-Inch Chewbacca said...

Failing to see the problem here. I can't possibly imagine who would miss him.