Thursday, February 20, 2014

Farrah Abraham Passes on $1M Lie Detector Test Offer

Shocking no one Farrah Abraham decided not to take a lie detector test and earn herself a very easy $1M from Vivid. All she had to do was answer all the questions truthfully and she walked away with some serous cash. If she lied she forfeited all future royalties from her sex tape. Although I expected her to not take the test if she was smart she would take it. Everyone knows she lies about almost everything. So, she takes the test and answers everything correctly and gets herself $1M and keeps her royalties. So, she would have had a few days of backlash because of the things she said. Who cares? She has $1M plus everything else and as soon as the test is over and the funds deposited she can go right back to lying or say she was on drugs or drunk or whatever else she wants to say and start the whole cycle again. She is probably not going to make $1M more from all of her royalties even with the new footage. She would have to make a brand new tape to make that kind of money again so the $1M would have probably kept her from making another movie for at least a couple of years.

29 comments:

Violet said...

I have no comment apart from that poor child looks well pissed off. And rightly so.

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, not body shaming, but is she pregnant in this pic?

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

As long as she knows the truth, that is all that matters!!

Derek Harvey said...

@TTM--no she is not pregnant again
she is BACK DOOR Teen Mom remember?

Sugar said...

Here's one Cry Face

And another

Last one

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwawhaha! The fact that made me laugh so much probably means I am a simple person, Derek

Topper Madison said...

She passed on taking the test because she would have failed it, duh.

Glitter said...

I wish you wouldn't give her publicity.

Derek Harvey said...

She is Gone With The Wind FABULOUS *twirl Farrah twirl girrl!*

Count Jerkula said...

I read that the scene is just some extra footage shot same time as the first one. No 3rd party, no fresh anal :(

Lady Heisenberg said...

Enty, you cannot possibly be that dumb. The lie detector test wod NOT have been an easy pay day, it was designed explicitly to trap her & screw her over. Even as you have said a million times, homegirl is incapable of telling the truth and that's what Hirsch was banking on. If she was caught in a lie, which was INEVITABLE since she's a pathological liar, she would not only lose all future porn revenue, which over time may add up to quite a bit, but more so, getting caught lying about this would destroy her. It would also potentially open her up to some legal problems because lying about being drugged and raped is vile and perhaps criminal...

Lady Heisenberg said...

No

Violet said...

@count - I'm not sure that there is EVER such a thing as 'fresh' anal.

Susan M said...

TTM- Her belly always kind of looks distended like that. No baby.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Then why is it also known as alfresco??! LOL

Anna Belle said...

He parents must be soooo proud...that little girl is too young to be so angry...Back Door Mom is gonna have issues when daughter gets older....no matter what this cosmetic surgery this trash does she will always be a horse & butter face

Seven of Eleven said...

Slow news day for Farrah

auntliddy said...

Anna, i dont know about her mother. Shes a whack job too. But how farah still has that little girl is beyond me.

sandybrook said...

This is news probably nowhere else except CDaN.

ethorne said...

"If she was smart she would take it." -Thursday Enty

"No way she takes the deal. Ever. If she does she is even more stupid because even if she is honest while taking the test she will have to admit she previously lied." -Saturday Enty


Get it together shitheads!

hollywood dime said...

WOuldn't she have to actually "pass" the test to get the money? Why would you take a test you know you would fail AND not get paid?

urban chaos said...

Ack, when I think of all the people in the world who are decent that could use a million and then see skanks like this profiting off their poor judgement and life choices- and getting endless pr and infamy from it?? Yuck

Penelope said...

I'd rather look at vast black holes of empty space on my computer than read a blind about this nobody. Who fucking cares.

Sugar said...

Penelope, that vast black hole of empty space you're looking at is Farrah's butthole. Or her eyes.
Either way, take your pick.

skippy said...

Sugar, hahaha. Now can you say something to make that poor sad little girl smile?

Count Jerkula said...

The only 2 things the Backdoor Teen Whore is good for:

In the butt (NFSW)

Down the hatch. (NSFW)

Leekalicious said...

@Sugar

Lol at that...

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Susan and Lady H. I have a friend like that, she gets asked alla time if she's expecting, even though she's tiny.

Alita said...

Violet: lol XD