Friday, February 07, 2014

Four For Friday - Bad Behavior

I feel like every weekend there has been some huge award show or some other event and this weekend I can finally relax and catch up on a million hours of television. There is just so much programming that it never seems like you can watch it all and then you end up spending eight hours watching Legends Of The Hidden Temple and decide it is just as riveting as an hour of OITNB. Anyway, I will be blogging all weekend with news and blinds and reveals and if you want to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

#1 - This very recently married B list celebrity/former athlete forgot to tell his new wife that he slept with her sister before he started dating the sister he eventually married.

#2 - This A list reality daughter needs rehab in the worst possible way. She has no supervision and is a mess that has not even looked at a school book in months and is more concerned with getting high than anything else. Her parents don't even pretend to care.

#3- This former B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition who has not done much acting since her hit network show ended was at a party south of the border and got drunk. She ended up dancing on tables in front of the President of the country. She tried to give him a lap dance but his security team pulled her away.

#4 - This former almost A list television actress had sex in the VIP bathroom of a huge sporting event with her husband. The A list name recognition actress stayed inside for twenty minutes after her husband emerged because she didn't want anyone to know. Oh, people know.


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    1. I thought of her immediately, lol

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    2. I was thinking Eva Longoria because she's always in Mexico these days with her Mexican TV boyfriend.

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  2. 3 and 4 are not really "bad" behavior

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  3. How I wish #3 was Tina Fey.

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  4. The only former athlete who I know was recently married is nnamdi asogmugha.

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  5. Derek, Enty is so old school in some ways, or maybe it's just a means to create gossip where there really isn't any.

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  6. Wait, who had sex in VIP's bathroom?

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  7. Sporting event could have been the Super Bowl.

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  8. Probably the Super Bowl Merlin

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  9. good blinds...no guesses

    I assume the "huge sporting event" in #4 is the Super Bowl

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  12. HMmm Alyssa Milano and hubby were at the Super Bowl

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  13. #3 - Jennifer Garner was at the Super Bowl. Presumably Ben was too...

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    1. The same day the celebs at the Super Bowl photos were circulating Enty posted a photo of Ben. It said something like Ben in the same clothes he'd been wearing for two days. I assumed in LA and thought he's up to his old shannanigans while Jen was at the game.

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    2. oh yeah! I remember that pic. Darn. Back to the drawing board!

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  14. Oh gee, she's back...how slag tastic

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  15. 1. Baron Davies/Koreans Brewster

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  16. For #1, maybe Ryan Sweeting - tennis player - looks like he hasn't done much since 2011. Kaley has a sister named Briana who was on The Voice.

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  17. Damn spellcheck, I wrote Jordana.

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  18. #2 is NOT Kendall or Kylie!

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  19. She's baaaaaack....

    #4 - AnnaLynne McCord

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  20. #2 is no one in our family, I can tell you that. My 2 youngest sisters were busted with fake ID's by my mom. You didn't even want to be in the neighborhood for that conversation. Hell, I didn't even want to be in the same country.

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  21. Oh hell they aren't married.

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  22. sandybrook=poor, pitiful, innocent, naive...fool. Thinking you've been around here long enough to make a STUNNING DISCOVERY and share it with your cdan family. Please go back to the kiddie pool until you have something that actually contributes to the topic. Your embarrassing arrogance is showing! xoxo

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  23. It aint Nmanmdi, he loves bears. Well, Eagles who are bears.

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  24. Kerry Washington doesn't have a sister...

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  25. @bunni, fantastic auto correct!

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  26. Ahh I wouldn't wanna upset a psychopath canopener. Go take your meds.

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    1. @sandybrook, am I wrong or did you just suggest canopener commit suicide? Because as annoying as she is, that to me is just wrong.

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  28. I said it is heading for the abyss and is a psychopath.

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    1. Then why the "pull the trigger" comment that is now gone?

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  29. lol @jessi, was thinking of Tina Fey for 3, however unlikely.

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  30. Telling someone to pull a trigger on themselves is all kinds of wrong. Sandybrook, I'm really disappointed in you. You're becoming far more annoying than the Kardashian trolls.

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  31. Whoa! Go easy. Please don't urge anyone to "pull the trigger"
    This is just harmless fun. Maybe not so fun...but definitely harmless.

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  32. Here Ill delete that then no problem

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  33. 1=sweating..cuokoo.
    2=Kylie jenner..mamma don't care unless she making her money...ex.. rob.
    3=Eva Longoria dating Mexican TV millionaire would give her access to the Mexican president and she doesn't act only produces.
    4=Alyssa Milano

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  34. Miss Mess wouldn't hurt herself. She is way more calculated in her trolling than y'all think.

    And really, all of this could have been avoided if she received her signed Amber Tamblyn book.

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    1. You're just full of hoping that you get your sex chat buddy back - all the best with that ;) and lol at the book comment.

      I miss the original annanonymous. She was pure amazing, every day in every way. Sigh, she must have whelped her fictitious pregnancy by now. How time flies.

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  35. #2 is NOT Kylie Jenner! Leave my family outta this!

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  36. http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/07/terrell-owens-wife-divorce-rachel-snider/

    Terrell Owens?

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  37. Why are we censoring a silly comment directed to canopener? It's a gossip site, where off handed comments are tossed, yeesh. Taking selves way too seriously.
    Seriously.

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  38. Sorry K-Krew but Kylie was on instagram the other day with Lil Za in Beiber's kitchen. If she's supervised, then Mama has very poor judgement. Nevermind, forgot who I was talking about.

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  39. Da fuq did you do Sandybrook?

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  40. That's the thing about trolls: you can't pick and choose, more's the pity

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  41. Although I've never heard any other reality family be referred to as A list, and Kylie is probably the only "student" as she is under 18, isn't it supposed to be K-free February?

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  43. Sandybrook didn't do anything wrong...just don't feed the trolls.

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  44. aww fuck Kym's back

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  45. #2 just makes me sad.

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  46. 1.T.O
    2.Scout or Talulah
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    4JLH, Alyssa Mint Milano

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  47. Amber Tamblyn.... My kingdom for an autographed Amber Tamblyn book bearing horse! And I have been nearly sleepless waiting for the rest of those radio shows... It's enough to make a girl give up, write that goodbye note, and go ahead and end it all...

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  48. But the final nail in the coffin, if you will, is that if sandybrook wants me dead, then who am I to disappoint him? I just want you to be happy. That's all I've ever wanted! I had no idea that my silly, annoying, disgusting, gross, cuckoo, disturbing little comments were causing you to have violent thoughts and fantasies. I just want you to know that I love you, I support you, and I'll always be here for you. #ISUPPORTSANDYBROOK

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  49. But................................

    in the end,the very,very,very end,

    I know that your extreme reaction was just the result of the huge emotional toll my postings have taken on your mental health and well-being.
    And I want you to know that I KNOW you really DON'T want me to leave my cerebellum in tiny pieces on the wall for someone to have to remove with an ice scraper. So, let me assure you that I'LL NEVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE YOU.

    #TEAMSANDYBROOK

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  50. it wouldnt be just your cerebellum. stop using big words that you dont know the meaning of. it doesnt do anything for you :(

    hows that sand in your vag doing?

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  52. I admit, I'm a bad shot. I'll spend more time at the gun range so I can get the stem, hypothalamus, cerebrum, medulla, pituitary gland, pons, and midbrain. Can't blame a girl for trying, though! And my pussy's sandbox is getting smoother--I think it's the finer grit sandpaper that my Home Depot guy turned me on to. I'll keep you updated! xoxo

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  54. And, although I might not say it enough, I really do sincerely appreciate your constructive criticism re: my lack of aim, and your relentless interest and concern re: my vagina. I love my CDAN family!!!

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  55. I just heard a drunken Ukrainian tried to hijack a plane earlier today. Isn't that redundant? Only Ukies I met that aren't drunks are 90 years old or stoners. I do love how them people hate Russians though. #ColdWarAintOva

    Miss Mess: Dontcha change a thing, doll. Maybe spread the cheeks next time you send me an ass pic. Other than that, yer gold.

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  56. The next one is always better than the first one I didn't send! Checked out that chaturbate link. Intrigued... Tell me what channel you're on...

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  57. God have mercy on the soul of anyone who impersonated my cherry, smooth, Snow White ass.

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  58. My dear, adorable, profound, charitable, and selfless rot:
    I want you to know that your 1st grade writing skills have no bearing on the profound influence you have in regards to my lack of knowledge in the area of neuroscience.

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  59. @Miss Mess: I don't have a channel. I have thought of putting an ad on Craigslist for a chick to do BDSM cam shows on there. Just tell her that I'll set her up an account and she can have all the tips, and use my affiliate link to sing her up. Once she gets to $200 in payout, I would get $50.

    I would where a Machine costume of course, so my identity would be protected.

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  60. And just when I thought I'd finally moved on, mended the broken pieces of my heart, and believed that I might learn to love again...you had to go and get PIMP on me. Have you no mercy?!? I thought what we had was real. Here. On CDAN. Now I just feel like some cheap anonymous poster on a public website. Nothing but a pawn in your diabolical, sex fueled escapades. But anyway, my heart is where the hard-on is. What are you
    getting me for V-Day?

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  61. I'm no PIMP, just a dude with a stiff dick and empty wallet. If I didn't love younger (than me) pussy so damn much, I'd catch a nice divorcee w/ decent job and phat alimony check. But the heart wants what the heat wants, right?

    V-Day gifts? I'm a charmer, I got this.

    A white rose,
    2 clothes pins,
    Dominoes pizza w/ bacon and jalapenos,
    inflatable butt plug,
    2 bottles of champagne,
    an electric bark collar,
    some dark Russian chocolate (the candy not a variety of BBC),
    a card
    9" of dick.
    I'm gonna have to fuck you 3-4 times to give you 9". Don't worry though, I'll bring a compressor to pump that plug enough that you'll be as tight as on prom night.

    I do have an idea for Maraschino Cherries and Cannoli Cream, but we will save that for another time. V-Day is all about you.

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  62. Now if you wanna negotiate, you gimme a rim job and prostate massage for my present, I'll give you what you really want. $49.99 obo means it can be had for $15-25 (SFW & AMAZING one happens to be for sale)

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  63. You are a GOD.
    We will own the night.
    P.S. Will you read to me while I'm down there?
    SWOON

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  64. I'll try. Bring a book or magazine.

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