Friday, February 07, 2014

Four For Friday - Bad Behavior

I feel like every weekend there has been some huge award show or some other event and this weekend I can finally relax and catch up on a million hours of television. There is just so much programming that it never seems like you can watch it all and then you end up spending eight hours watching Legends Of The Hidden Temple and decide it is just as riveting as an hour of OITNB. Anyway, I will be blogging all weekend with news and blinds and reveals and if you want to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

#1 - This very recently married B list celebrity/former athlete forgot to tell his new wife that he slept with her sister before he started dating the sister he eventually married.

#2 - This A list reality daughter needs rehab in the worst possible way. She has no supervision and is a mess that has not even looked at a school book in months and is more concerned with getting high than anything else. Her parents don't even pretend to care.

#3- This former B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition who has not done much acting since her hit network show ended was at a party south of the border and got drunk. She ended up dancing on tables in front of the President of the country. She tried to give him a lap dance but his security team pulled her away.

#4 - This former almost A list television actress had sex in the VIP bathroom of a huge sporting event with her husband. The A list name recognition actress stayed inside for twenty minutes after her husband emerged because she didn't want anyone to know. Oh, people know.

80 comments:

sandybrook said...

3=Teri Hatcher

Derek Harvey said...

2. Kylie Jenner

Derek Harvey said...

3 and 4 are not really "bad" behavior

Jessi said...

How I wish #3 was Tina Fey.

sandybrook said...

The only former athlete who I know was recently married is nnamdi asogmugha.

angie said...

Derek, Enty is so old school in some ways, or maybe it's just a means to create gossip where there really isn't any.

MontanaMarriott said...

3. Longoria

Sugar said...

Wait, who had sex in VIP's bathroom?

Merlin D. Bear said...

Was #4 at Sochi?

Glitter said...

Sporting event could have been the Super Bowl.

sandybrook said...

Probably the Super Bowl Merlin

LT said...

good blinds...no guesses

I assume the "huge sporting event" in #4 is the Super Bowl

sandybrook said...

Jinx

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

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Sugar said...

CUCKOO CUCKOO

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

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MontanaMarriott said...

HMmm Alyssa Milano and hubby were at the Super Bowl

sandybrook said...

Canopener=MassiveG

CJ said...

#3 - Jennifer Garner was at the Super Bowl. Presumably Ben was too...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Oh gee, she's back...how slag tastic

Bunni said...

1. Baron Davies/Koreans Brewster

CJ said...

For #1, maybe Ryan Sweeting - tennis player - looks like he hasn't done much since 2011. Kaley has a sister named Briana who was on The Voice.

Bunni said...

Damn spellcheck, I wrote Jordana.

Bruce Jenner said...

#2 is NOT Kendall or Kylie!

Seven of Eleven said...

She's baaaaaack....

#4 - AnnaLynne McCord

Renoblondee said...

Good for #4!

Steampunk Jazz said...

I thought of her immediately, lol

Kourtney Kardashian said...

#2 is no one in our family, I can tell you that. My 2 youngest sisters were busted with fake ID's by my mom. You didn't even want to be in the neighborhood for that conversation. Hell, I didn't even want to be in the same country.

sandybrook said...

Oh hell they aren't married.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

sandybrook=poor, pitiful, innocent, naive...fool. Thinking you've been around here long enough to make a STUNNING DISCOVERY and share it with your cdan family. Please go back to the kiddie pool until you have something that actually contributes to the topic. Your embarrassing arrogance is showing! xoxo

Count Jerkula said...

It aint Nmanmdi, he loves bears. Well, Eagles who are bears.

Stace Webler said...

Kerry Washington doesn't have a sister...

Renee Ortiz said...

@bunni, fantastic auto correct!

sandybrook said...

Ahh I wouldn't wanna upset a psychopath canopener. Go take your meds.

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Seven of Eleven said...

@sandybrook, am I wrong or did you just suggest canopener commit suicide? Because as annoying as she is, that to me is just wrong.

sandybrook said...

I said it is heading for the abyss and is a psychopath.

tara17 said...

lol @jessi, was thinking of Tina Fey for 3, however unlikely.

cool cool cool said...

Telling someone to pull a trigger on themselves is all kinds of wrong. Sandybrook, I'm really disappointed in you. You're becoming far more annoying than the Kardashian trolls.

hairydawg said...

Whoa! Go easy. Please don't urge anyone to "pull the trigger"
This is just harmless fun. Maybe not so fun...but definitely harmless.

sandybrook said...

Here Ill delete that then no problem

sugarbread maker said...

1=sweating..cuokoo.
2=Kylie jenner..mamma don't care unless she making her money...ex.. rob.
3=Eva Longoria dating Mexican TV millionaire would give her access to the Mexican president and she doesn't act only produces.
4=Alyssa Milano

LottaColada said...

Then why the "pull the trigger" comment that is now gone?

Count Jerkula said...

Miss Mess wouldn't hurt herself. She is way more calculated in her trolling than y'all think.

And really, all of this could have been avoided if she received her signed Amber Tamblyn book.

Bruce Jenner said...

#2 is NOT Kylie Jenner! Leave my family outta this!

Princess Nobody said...

I was thinking Eva Longoria because she's always in Mexico these days with her Mexican TV boyfriend.

barleye said...

http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/07/terrell-owens-wife-divorce-rachel-snider/

Terrell Owens?

Kimba said...

Why are we censoring a silly comment directed to canopener? It's a gossip site, where off handed comments are tossed, yeesh. Taking selves way too seriously.
Seriously.

Cory said...

Sorry K-Krew but Kylie was on instagram the other day with Lil Za in Beiber's kitchen. If she's supervised, then Mama has very poor judgement. Nevermind, forgot who I was talking about.

Princess Nobody said...

Maybe Michael Jordan?

Kristin said...

Da fuq did you do Sandybrook?

TalksTooMuch said...

That's the thing about trolls: you can't pick and choose, more's the pity

M. Brown said...

The same day the celebs at the Super Bowl photos were circulating Enty posted a photo of Ben. It said something like Ben in the same clothes he'd been wearing for two days. I assumed in LA and thought he's up to his old shannanigans while Jen was at the game.

M. Brown said...

Although I've never heard any other reality family be referred to as A list, and Kylie is probably the only "student" as she is under 18, isn't it supposed to be K-free February?

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Sandybrook didn't do anything wrong...just don't feed the trolls.

CJ said...

oh yeah! I remember that pic. Darn. Back to the drawing board!

teresa crane said...

aww fuck Kym's back

Snootches said...

It's T.O.

Cee Kay said...

#2 just makes me sad.

Snootches said...

1.T.O
2.Scout or Talulah
3.
4JLH, Alyssa Mint Milano

Alita said...

You're just full of hoping that you get your sex chat buddy back - all the best with that ;) and lol at the book comment.

I miss the original annanonymous. She was pure amazing, every day in every way. Sigh, she must have whelped her fictitious pregnancy by now. How time flies.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Amber Tamblyn.... My kingdom for an autographed Amber Tamblyn book bearing horse! And I have been nearly sleepless waiting for the rest of those radio shows... It's enough to make a girl give up, write that goodbye note, and go ahead and end it all...

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

But the final nail in the coffin, if you will, is that if sandybrook wants me dead, then who am I to disappoint him? I just want you to be happy. That's all I've ever wanted! I had no idea that my silly, annoying, disgusting, gross, cuckoo, disturbing little comments were causing you to have violent thoughts and fantasies. I just want you to know that I love you, I support you, and I'll always be here for you. #ISUPPORTSANDYBROOK

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

But................................

in the end,the very,very,very end,

I know that your extreme reaction was just the result of the huge emotional toll my postings have taken on your mental health and well-being.
And I want you to know that I KNOW you really DON'T want me to leave my cerebellum in tiny pieces on the wall for someone to have to remove with an ice scraper. So, let me assure you that I'LL NEVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE YOU.

#TEAMSANDYBROOK

headrot said...

it wouldnt be just your cerebellum. stop using big words that you dont know the meaning of. it doesnt do anything for you :(

hows that sand in your vag doing?

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Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

I admit, I'm a bad shot. I'll spend more time at the gun range so I can get the stem, hypothalamus, cerebrum, medulla, pituitary gland, pons, and midbrain. Can't blame a girl for trying, though! And my pussy's sandbox is getting smoother--I think it's the finer grit sandpaper that my Home Depot guy turned me on to. I'll keep you updated! xoxo

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...
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Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

And, although I might not say it enough, I really do sincerely appreciate your constructive criticism re: my lack of aim, and your relentless interest and concern re: my vagina. I love my CDAN family!!!

Count Jerkula said...

I just heard a drunken Ukrainian tried to hijack a plane earlier today. Isn't that redundant? Only Ukies I met that aren't drunks are 90 years old or stoners. I do love how them people hate Russians though. #ColdWarAintOva

Miss Mess: Dontcha change a thing, doll. Maybe spread the cheeks next time you send me an ass pic. Other than that, yer gold.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

The next one is always better than the first one I didn't send! Checked out that chaturbate link. Intrigued... Tell me what channel you're on...

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

God have mercy on the soul of anyone who impersonated my cherry, smooth, Snow White ass.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

My dear, adorable, profound, charitable, and selfless rot:
I want you to know that your 1st grade writing skills have no bearing on the profound influence you have in regards to my lack of knowledge in the area of neuroscience.

Count Jerkula said...

@Miss Mess: I don't have a channel. I have thought of putting an ad on Craigslist for a chick to do BDSM cam shows on there. Just tell her that I'll set her up an account and she can have all the tips, and use my affiliate link to sing her up. Once she gets to $200 in payout, I would get $50.

I would where a Machine costume of course, so my identity would be protected.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

And just when I thought I'd finally moved on, mended the broken pieces of my heart, and believed that I might learn to love again...you had to go and get PIMP on me. Have you no mercy?!? I thought what we had was real. Here. On CDAN. Now I just feel like some cheap anonymous poster on a public website. Nothing but a pawn in your diabolical, sex fueled escapades. But anyway, my heart is where the hard-on is. What are you
getting me for V-Day?

Count Jerkula said...

I'm no PIMP, just a dude with a stiff dick and empty wallet. If I didn't love younger (than me) pussy so damn much, I'd catch a nice divorcee w/ decent job and phat alimony check. But the heart wants what the heat wants, right?

V-Day gifts? I'm a charmer, I got this.

A white rose,
2 clothes pins,
Dominoes pizza w/ bacon and jalapenos,
inflatable butt plug,
2 bottles of champagne,
an electric bark collar,
some dark Russian chocolate (the candy not a variety of BBC),
a card
9" of dick.
I'm gonna have to fuck you 3-4 times to give you 9". Don't worry though, I'll bring a compressor to pump that plug enough that you'll be as tight as on prom night.

I do have an idea for Maraschino Cherries and Cannoli Cream, but we will save that for another time. V-Day is all about you.

Count Jerkula said...

Now if you wanna negotiate, you gimme a rim job and prostate massage for my present, I'll give you what you really want. $49.99 obo means it can be had for $15-25 (SFW & AMAZING one happens to be for sale)

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

You are a GOD.
We will own the night.
P.S. Will you read to me while I'm down there?
SWOON

Count Jerkula said...

I'll try. Bring a book or magazine.