Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Inside A Sea-Org Meeting

The inner workings of Scientology meetings have pretty much been word of mouth up until now. A reporter has finally managed to do what many have tried in the past to do but failed. He put a camera inside a meeting of the Sea-Org. In the meeting the speaker talks about battles being weighed against Scientology. The speaker also talks about the need for money to fight the battles against people trying to bring Scientology down and says the organization needs to raise $3.5M immediately. I'm not sure why they need so much money if they are doing as well as they claim to be doing. I'm also not sure how Sea Org people are supposed to contribute considering they have already agreed to give the next billion years to the cause.

85 comments:

Brody Jenner said...

Good morning, dad!

Pen-a-lope said...

Good morning K's. Shouldn't you go join Scientology now? That cult seems right up your alley.

Jennabean said...

Ahh jeez the only people left are PMK and kompass.

sandybrook said...

I see our mentally ill troll still has nothing better to do with his time. Doesnt even realize, because he has no intelligence, that instead of driving people away from here (which is its goal) he might be attracting more people who might actually think this banter is real and/or funny. Keep up the good work maybe we will have more commenters after you get bored with this!!!

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh FFS.

Henriette said...

Those Superbowl ads don't come cheap!

Kourtney Kardashian said...

When it comes to that organization I (and the rest of my family) have no official comment.

Though (hypothetically) if I were that reporter (hypothetically) I would be watching my hypothetical ass and using a remote car starter for the rest of my life.

Hypothetically, of course.

aemish said...

I don't see why E doesn't simply ban the IP address..

aemish said...

Ha, good point @Henriette!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Kourt!

Marieeee said...

Because the Enty du juor is probably behind it for more clicks on the page.

sandybrook said...

He doesnt control blogger @aemish he hs to request blogger to do it and im not sure if in this age of wi-fi it's very easy to ban IP addresses. He/It can move from wi-fi locations and get a different addy each time he moves.

Boishglamorpuss said...

I'm still up for a kardASSian free 2014. One month, and the shortest month to boot, is not long enough.

Karen said...

@sandybrook, I think you're giving them exactly the reaction that they want. :) Personally, I think they're hilarious. I was laughing all day yesterday.

sandybrook said...

marieeee also makes a good point and its something Ive always suspected that the Entys are actually trolling us at times. Especially the times they are funny.

sandybrook said...

some of it was funny @Karen.

Paris Hilton said...

Come on Enty, ban the Kardashians!!!

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Hi Penalope! I love your name :D
That's an interesting way to spell it.

Bruce Jenner said...

Paris, quit trolling my new favorite website!

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Hi Bruce! Did you try that shampoo I told you about? Scott loves it.

Oh go hump a bridge Paris

Bruce Jenner said...

Yes and I love it. My hair feels fantastic know. Scott really knows his product, huh? I mean, that guy is good.

audrey said...

I am surprised that Kourtney knows the word hypothetical. I am deeply impressed that she managed to use it correctly.

Lord Disick said...

I'm really proud of my hair. People ask me questions about it all the time.

Meanie Rhysie said...

I think they're freakin' hilarious! How inspired they are! Kudos to the Kardashians!! Keep it t'rolling! LOL

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Scott!

Freya said...

Maybe they shouldn't have purchased a SuperBowl ad. They would have had more money.

aemish said...

I read a couple of them yesterday, I think they are only funny to people that watch the show *shrug*

KhloeK said...

I love going to see the whale shows at Sea Org! The dolphins are kinda pushy though.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

You have great hair baby.
Why thank you audrey :)
I used to read a lot, I need to pick that up again.

Pen-a-lope said...

I was shocked you named your daughter after me Kourt. Thanks. Penelope.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Mentally ill? Really, @Sandybrook. SMH

Bruce Jenner said...

Nobody better call my daughter a whale! I'm sick of people talking bad about my family!

Kourtney Kardashian said...

I just think it's the most beautiful name for the most beautiful little girl. It really suits her.

Suzzique said...

wow enty. amaz vid. thx

laura ramona said...

Attracting more ppl for sure. Ppl might not comment but they do read

KhloeK said...

Simma down Bruce, I was talking about when we went to Sea Org and saw the whales and seals and bitchy dolphins.

sandybrook said...

check out canopener yesterday @Rhysie

Lord Disick said...

What up, Bruce money

Bruce Jenner said...

Sorry Khloe. I dont remember that-I was there?

laura ramona said...

What is Scientology building?????? Mmm. pls more infos

Bruce Jenner said...

Scott! Had a great time with you at the Maserati dealership. My guy Phil really hooked us up, man what a ride.

auntliddy said...

Yes, like why doesnt your hair braid together and strangle you in your sleep?

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

Brody! You know I don't really hate you, right?

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

Honey, we have our own church. Remember - I get 10%!

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

Bruce, how many times do I have to remind you to come and clear your stuff outta the garage! I need the space to practise for my Chicago debut - my dance instructor thinks I have something special!

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

Scott, did you get the one Jonathan Cheban recommended? Talking of whom, where is he?

auntliddy said...

If enty doesnt block them does not coint as k-free month. As for sci, thats their whole game -we are under attack, we need money! To which the ansswer shld be kiss my ass.!

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

I still don't know why you didn't opt for Kris *shrug*

Bruce Jenner said...

Heeeeeeeere's Kris! Hi!

JSierra said...

I don't mind these Kardashian ones, its that disturbing shit kymcanopener posted that bothers me. I just fantasize that the Kardash posts are all just Rob who has nothing else to do all day

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

Hi honey - lookin' good!

SrslyMike said...

Can we please stop keeping up with the Kattrashkans?

Rob Kardashian said...

Hi JSierra, I am One person, Rob Kardashian. Whether I like it or not.

As for Scientology, after I found out about all those times Rita cheated on me I almost joined. Kris said we needed the money to stay in our church so I never joined.
Off to hike Runyan Canyon now. Peace

Brody Jenner said...

Where were you this morning? You ditched the sunrise surf again!! Are you going to make it tomorrow?

Seven of Eleven said...

This is so disturbing! Bring your purse and I don't care if you're rich or... (she doesn't finish the sentence) then she says they're all going to sit down and go through members' credit cards and prove to them they have the cash to give to the org. What the fresh hell kind of religion is that? Oh, $cio.

GPS74 said...

It's super-easy to switch your IP without changing your wifi location, either by manually setting up a proxy server or using an extension in your browser. It's not a bad idea for privacy purposes.

That said, can't an admin block the accounts? I presume eventually whoever this is will run out of gas (or start taking their meds again); in the interim, though, this is really fucking annoying.

teresa crane said...

I'd much rather scroll through the Kardashians than that shit Kym posted yesterday trying to get Count to pay attention to her. Seriously.

I don't mind when Brody posts ;)

Brody Jenner said...

@Teresa Hey girl. Come to my next club appearance

hothotheat said...

Are you sure it's just one troll @sandybrook.

GPS74 said...

Teresa, I missed that, but I'm not sure I wanna know what it was about.

A few of the K-troll comments have been amusing but the freakin' avalanche in post after post is simply exhausting. Is this one person with five different browsers open to keep the conversation flowing between accounts?

Ridiculous.

Anandamide said...

I am always happy when Enty posts about the BS that is Co$. If anyone is interested in more info, go here. It goes into how this video was obtained.

sandybrook said...

possibly 2 no more than that right now, writing styles are too similar for certain postings @hothot.

sandybrook said...

Its no like there is always a mass organized invasion of trolls on this site. Arguing amongst the different personas is supposed to make you think there are many of them. Troll has been slipping stuff in since last Monday after stopping for months.

GPS74 said...

Thanks Sandy. Yeah, I assume it is one person, it's just pathetic and sad that someone derives their entertainment from something like that.

I did delve into one post from yesterday and saw what Teresa was referring to. That was some "Fifty Shades"-caliber level of crap.

teresa crane said...

@GPS LOL, right? WTF was the point of posting that shit here. I'm hoping Kym sticks to her day job!!

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Back to the post...although the majority of $cientology members joined willingly, I feel sorry for them being used and abused like this.

rajahcat said...

I just don't get how anyone can be part of the Co$

It just makes no sense at all.........

how is this a religion?

GPS74 said...

@teresa, omg it was terrible. I'm all for well-done erotica but holy christ, that was lady boner-killing garbage. I actually thought it was copied and pasted from "Fifty Shades" until I hit the needle play section - everything I know about that book and its author lends me to believe the entire concept of needle play would send her (and the army of soccer moms who read that thing) into irreversible shock.

Seven of Eleven said...

@GPS & @teresa, I read I think the first two lines and thought, oh this is going to be gross. Then the person outed themselves - said they wrote it for Count, then said they didn't even read it. How can you not read what you wrote? Ugh, let's cross our fingers that tricksey doesn't come back!

Sugar said...

Canopener was simply cutting and pasting some lame erotica she found on the internet. Not one original bone in her body.

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GPS74 said...

@rajah, basically, as they do with "church members," they dug shit up on IRS commissioners and blackmailed their way to tax exempt status.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Thanks for reading it for me GPS74. I only read the first couple of paragraphs--didn't write it. Totally agree with what you guys said about the needles--definitely crossed the line. I'm more of a blindfold/restraints/spreader bars kind of girl. Oh well, live and learn, huh?!? Teehee!

rajahcat said...

perhaps I should watch my back then???? :)

GPS74 said...

@rajah, well, if by "watch my back" you mean "never ever ever step into a Scientology facility," indeed you should :)

lazyday603 said...

They must have spent $3.5 million to run that ad during the Super Bowl.

GPS74 said...

@lazy, I keep hearing about that ad but some people have said it didn't air nationally, just in select markets - maybe they got a regional discount :)

Seven of Eleven said...

@GPS, they air it only in regions where they have orgs. They were talking about Portland OR in that video - Portland, Seattle, and Denver all have huge $cio orgs and they know those demographics will be tuning in because of their teams. They'd drop change on those markets first and then parcel out from there. I think Boston is another one.

GPS74 said...

@Seven, thanks :) I'm in Boston but I really wasn't glued to the game so I probably missed it airing here.

skippy said...

L.Ron Hubbard said the quickest way to make money was to start a religion. How do you start a religion without many gullible people ? He went after the very wealthy, smart move for the master manipulator. It does make you wonder about these " intelligent" Hollywood types. I'm sad for the family members who escaped, & are banned from seeing their family. The same thing happened in Jonestown. That ended well!

feraltart said...

Credit cards are not cash! That was so slimy & sleazy. I hate all pyramid schemes, including Avon, Amway, Tupperware. I refuse to go to any of those parties & have refused for a number of years.

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GPS74 said...

@feral, I totally agree. Have you ever had the misfortune of landing on the radar of your company's resident Mary Kay robot? *Those* are the worst and of course at work, it is impossible to shake them off without looping in their manager or HR (or breaking down and buying something, which was a HUGE mistake - crap products and of course, it just encourages more harassment).

GatorGirl said...

Me too I think they are so funny. .. Just what I need after a long day at work. .. Keep it up!