Thursday, February 27, 2014

Jon Gosselin Hates Kate Gosselin

In a rant for the ages and what can be expected of him if some publisher buys his book or a production company wants to do a reality show with him, Jon Gosselin is going off on Kate Gosselin tonight on Couple's Therapy. Is it going to make me watch? Like I would spend an hour of my night watching Taylor Armstrong and Farrah Abraham compete to see who can try and make actual wet tears. Do they try and cry before the opening credits even finish? They should have an I can cry longer than you can contest. Anyway, I digress. Jon didn't do himself any favors when it comes to favors from Kate or a good relationship at any point in the foreseeable future.

She can go and fu**ing die. There's your honest depiction of Kate Gosselin. So f**k it. Piece of fu**ing s**t. What a shi**y human being." And this is just what he thinks of her new hair style. Can you imagine what he thinks of her personally?



44 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Marriage is tough, y'all

Count Jerkula said...

So he is like every other person in America. Where is the story?

Cleodacat said...

I think Jon was repressed for so many years by Kate that he finally broke and his cup runneth over, leading to skeevinrss.

sandybrook said...

he can f**king die too nobody would care

Cleodacat said...

Sigh, 1st cup of coffee, skeeviness.

WareCat said...

I kinda feel bad for him.
Liz caught him jerking off & flipped the script & degraded the shit outta him.
Calm down, ho.

Henriette said...

They are both horrid, so who cares? Fame is a hell of drug because these two are always trying to get into the spotlight. They need to go off and raise their child army.

SaintsFan said...

I actually feel awful for the kids who will see their parents talking about one another in the worst ways one day. If he cares so much about his kids, he should keep those comments off camera and out of print.

Jenny S said...

TTM you make me giggle every time you say that. Tough to do as I am not a morning person!

Unknown3 said...

same could be said about you

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL, thanks, Jenny S, I just watch all these shows like Scorned: Love Kills and it seems like the surest, fastest way to absolutely hate somebody is to marry them. Unless you're the lead singer in a Christian band, then you probably just want them buried in a pit covered in lyme or something

Blondie! said...

I think the pair of them are disgusting famewhores.

And I kinda blame TLC for enabling the sick duo. Gawd only knows what crap the execs at TLC told them to get them and keep them on the show; now the pair are addicted to the limelight.
Didn't they both have careers before the cameras showed up in their lives?

TalksTooMuch said...

Whoa whoa, unknown, that seemed unprovoked?

Unknown said...

ttm to da rescue

Blondie! said...

Be nice everybody or I'll make my dog shed on everyone. It won't be pretty, she has long hair and it's impossible to get off your clothing.

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay! It's gonna be like that then! Multiple unknowns, helpfully separated by numbers.

As an FYI, I doubt sandybrook knew that was directed at him, he typically doesn't use the mobile site, I am guessing. You should probably throw an @ at him if you want him to know that you don't like him. The more you know!

sandybrook said...

@TTM just ignore her she's having another meltdown probably from lack of sleep all month on here 24/7 trolling

Unknown said...

ttm to da rescue again

WareCat said...

I'll throw my tabby Prince Harry into the mix.
He doesn't get snipped til Monday.
Cat spray is the worst.

__-__=__ said...

Jon needs to grow up. He's probably wearing a mesh shirt right now.

Blondie! said...

Yes! We have a new CDAN initiative! Trolls and nasty comments will get the full smelly/hairy pet treatment!
Be warned!

di butler said...

"Jon Gosselin hates Kate Gosselin."

Get in line, bitch-rest of the world

Uhhhh... said...

I read the headline and thought "who doesn't?"

Seven of Eleven said...

Amen, @di.

He's as big a tool as she is. That's the mother of your kids you're trashing on television, immortalizing your potty mouth for your beloved offspring to watch when they grow up and are trying to decide which parent to hate that month.

I have no respect for parents who pull crap like that. Act like adults, keep your trash talk between yourselves and your confidants, and leave the kids out of it. They don't need to hear you call their mother a whore, they'll know what she is by her actions - and you, too, Hardy Boy.

Pogue Mahone said...

Parents shouldn't be trashing eachother like that when they have kids.

di butler said...

I only watched about 2-3 partial episodes of that train wreck when it first came on, and he was a cuckhold/she was a harpy bitch. It was bound to end in plastic weave hair, Ed Hardy shirts and the stench of desperate assholery.
We need an island of misfit reality stars. Or ice floe. Whatever.

Leekalicious said...

Hi-Hi
I find Jon Gosselin to be very attractive. Kate must make a very nasty ex.

Unknown B said...

STFU Aunt Sandy, this is my first comment of the day. I guess you piss off other Unknowns too.

texas rose said...

I think they should get back together. I really think they could make it this time- their love is for the ages.

Gayeld said...

I'm sure Sandy's crying in her cornflakes over your comment.

Unknown said...

He has kids and should NEVER talk about their mother like that--- I don't care how much he hates her. They will all get this shown to them or seek it out at some point. He is lower than dog sh*tz for doing that no matter how much she may deserve it.

califblondy said...

Their kids aren't babies anymore and don't need to hear this kind of crap.

Sherry said...

Sandy is an Uncle not an Aunt. Just wanted to clear that up.

Jon..is that you?

Both of these people are miserable and unhappy. I'm sure they thought that a reality show would be the answer to their dreams of paying for so many children and look what happened. Kate got greedy and kicked Jon to the curb, he's struggling because he can't support 8 young'uns on whatever job he had..It all became a huge nightmare.

And let's not forget how Kate trotted out the oldest girls in a bid to get yet another show (we love being on camera).

Let this be a lesson kids!!!

Unknown B said...

@Gayeld, Thanks for proving my point from the other day- 4 out of 5 cdan readers think Uncle Sandy pees in the bathroom with a dress clad stick figure on the door.

rajahcat said...

how shocking........

Mickey said...

And in other shocking news, 15 minutes can save you 15% on car insurance.

MadLyb said...

Dropping in just long enough to ask, who gives a shit about these people? What have they done other than prove once again that "Idiocracy" is our future.

MadLyb said...

End that last sentence with a question mark. Again, I prove my point.

feraltart said...

TTM, it has to be quick lime. Regular lime preserves the body. What I have learnt from reading books.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks for the tip, feraltart! I'm not planning to head up a Christian band anytime soon, but I'll pass it on

mcmama said...

@unknown
ttm to THE rescue again
Fixed that for you

auntliddy said...

Heres the diff betwn jon and kate: she's a fame whore, he is just desperate for money. As for what he said about kate? Strong but she is a horror. And maybe it would be better if she wasnt in the kids lives anymore. She is a stone cold bitch to the kids. What happened to they were gonna tske turns living in the house with kids ? Bottom line: he shouldnt have said that about kate, but I sure understand it.

Blondie! said...

What disturbs me is that neither of them care for or about their kids. It's obvious to anyone who reads, sees or hears the crap that comes out of their mouths.
They've damaged them in myriad ways.
When the children grow up, I have a strong feeling that they'll turn their backs on the pair of them.

Diana Maras said...

I'm confused. It's okay for enty to hate Kate but her ex-husband can't? So stupid.