Friday, February 28, 2014

Off Topic

Forget wine of the month club. What I need is a liquor of the day club.

33 comments:

sandybrook said...

What you need us a 12-step program and a sponsor :)

Sugar said...

I hear Steve-O is available.

sandybrook said...

Ssh....

Dena said...

OT: Is it just me or does this February not seem all that K-free?

Leekalicious said...

I don't drink any more but when I did i was very fond of Bacardi dark rum and coke

Bruce Jenner said...

Kris loves white wine, but I prefer beer.

Ray Nicolet said...

Pot of the month club.

Alright alright alright!

auntliddy said...

Dena, uh, yeah! Duh! These bogus ks are awful.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Porn star of the month club.

Endorsed by Charlie Sheen

Seven of Eleven said...

Slurpee of the month club FTW!

auntliddy said...

Since i dont drink, and havent since im like 21 or so, i can objectively see how much booze is a part of everyone's life. Its really a surpriseingly lot. And i dont drink because it makes me sick-migraine, vomiting-not because im holier than anyone. Dont get high, just ill.

Michael H said...

All you need is rum!!!!!!!

Sugar said...

#istandwithRay

Michael H said...

That's the spirit!

Bruce Jenner said...

I smoked pot once and ate a whole box of oatmeal cream pies. I never smoked again. It was fun while it lasted though!

Lord Disick said...

I'm sober so let's not get into this.

TalksTooMuch said...

Back in the day, that's exactly what we did! Depending on the day of the week, a bar would have a special and that's what we'd drink:

Mug Monday at Trax (beer), Twofer Highballs Tuesdays at Snappers (for realz, that was the name), Wing / Margarita Wednesdays at BJs (again, actual name), etc etc

Now I'm a wino or a Tanqueray 10 lady.

Bruce Jenner said...

Scott, I'm proud of you. It was embarrassing that time in Vegas you were trying to cram money into the waiter's mouth.

Rob Kardashian said...

I don't smoke or drink anymore because I literally need to focus on my health right now. I'm so unhealthy and I just can't quit eating.

Lord Disick said...

You live and you learn. That's what my father used to say. I'm not proud of myself but I'm working hard to be a better person.

Kim Kardashian said...

Get it together, Rob! You're embarrassing all of us!

Bruce Jenner said...

Rob, you are doing great. I'm proud of you, keep your chin up. Your hard work will pay off, plus you're working very hard on the sock business. You've got a lot going on, dont be too hard on yourself!

Ray Nicolet said...

Oh Bruce, every comment you make is magic.

#teambruce
#teamMM
#teamsugar
#teamnicetomeetyoumichaelh

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh, I wish you were Rob Kardashian, Rob Kardashian. That is a very sad but raw place to be.

Renoblondee said...

Definitely liquor over wine!

Mama Ray said...

I'd join a slurpee of the month club for sure... Or edible of the month... ;)

Bruce Jenner said...

$teamraynicolet!

Bruce Jenner said...

Oops-I messed that up! #teamraynicolet!

Rob Kardashian said...

I'm not sure what you mean, @TalksTooMuch. I really am Rob Kardashian. It is a sad place to be, especially when you are in a fame whoring family.

Also, my hair is falling out.
viviscal.com

__-__=__ said...

Coffee of the month!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Socks of the month
#socks
#teamsocks
#amidoingthisrightray

sugarbread maker said...

Bubble gum vodka and red bull

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

ENTY! GODDAMMIT MAN! GET YOURSELF SOME HELP!!!! CALL A THERAPIST,FIND A GOOD MEETING,DRY OUT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? YOURE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF DRINKING LIKE YOU DO.PLEASE. PLEASE. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. YOU NEED HELP. PLEASE CALL SOMEONE. READ SOMETHING. DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF. PRAY.WHATEVER YOU NEED. JUST SEEK HELP AND STOP DRINKING!!!!! YOURE A GOOD PERSON, FIND YOUR CENTER,MAKE A CHANGE, PLEASE.