Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Off Topic

When I hit the grocery store last night I was so hungry that when I checked out I handed the cashier a bunch of wrappers of food I had eaten while walking through the aisles. There were more wrappers than actual food purchased.

95 comments:

Nosy_Canuck said...

That's a regular Tuesday night for me.

Kim Kardashian said...

That sounds like what Rob does!

Violet said...

Oh no never. That is unacceptable supermarket behaviour (USB).

Bruce Jenner said...

Isn't that stealing? Kim, does Rob really do that?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Really?

Kim Kardashian said...

Yes! Mom found all of these empty junk food wrappers in his car last time he was at the house. He was in so much trouble!

Bruce Jenner said...

He has money! What if he got arrested?

LottaColada said...

You're a thief.

MISCH said...

I see this all the time standing in line at Whole Food…

Bruce Jenner said...

Well I thought he was giving up Skittles, they will rot his teeth. And they sure won't help him lose 65 pounds they are all sugar!

Kim Kardashian said...

He paid for the empty wrappers, Bruce. But Rob apparently wanders around grocery stores eating chips and candy bars so that we don't see him do it!

Kim Kardashian said...

So true, Jason! I'm addicted to guacamole

KhloeK said...

Rob can't even fill the car with gas without Slim Jim wrappers falling out everywhere! Then my steering wheel is all greasy!



Rob Kardashian said...

You guys need to stop talking about me like I'm not here. First, that is completely untrue about me stealing. I am rich and I don't need to steal. On the second point, I am serious about my health and do not eat chips or candy bars and I'm allergic to Skittles. I think you guys are confusing me with Khloe. Kim why you go and dye your hair again and get off my tip.

Lord Disick said...

Kim likes her nachos.

Bruce Jenner said...

CHIPS? Rob, please tell me you're not eating chips?!

Renoblondee said...

I see nothing wrong with that so long as you pay.

Bruce Jenner said...

Rob, now you're lying which does not make me proud. When you were ten years old, your party had Skittles party favors. This I remember, we found those things all over the house for months!

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob, stop riding our coattails! You're not rich, mom still gives you an allowance. Everyone knows your sock line is a joke

Paris Hilton said...

Her ass shows it.

Bruce Jenner said...

Kim, I'm pretty sure Kris doesn't give him an allowance. Wait a minute, that might explain those ATM withdrawals that I don't remember making.

Seven of Eleven said...

@JBE, that picture is so wrong! It looks she's dipping into a different area!

Lord Disick said...

Paris, suck me dry beautiful.

Michael H said...

A thief? Huh?

I remember my mom doing this with animal crackers boxes when I was small enough to ride in the cart, but that's about it. Not sure how much bacon enty could have eaten at safeway...

fancyscreenname said...

@enty Alec called and told me to tell u that u are a rude, thoughtless little pig.

Rob Kardashian said...

Kim, mom does not hand out money, you should know that by now. I went to college, got my business degree and now run a highly successful sock empire. Kendall does some sock modeling for me because she believes in me and my socks.
Bruce, allergies can develop at any age.
This is why I moved to Miami.

KhloeK said...

Rob, Mommy's love can't be found in food!

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon because there's no guarantee the person can pay. I did it once when my blood sugar was dangerously low and I thought I was going to pass out. They didn't seem to mind when I went to pay.

Bruce Jenner said...

That's it, I'm calling a family meeting!

KhloeK said...

Rob, Kendall's jst sucking up because she wants her own sock line-'The Sisterhood of the Traveling SoKKs'

Mama Krass said...

Rob, since you have no self control, I'm going to be giving you an Adderall with your allowance each morning. Maybe if you took a few pounds off we could partner with Lay's on a healthy snack line. Don't you want to diversify your portfolio? Rome wasn't built on socks alone.

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob, stop trying to convince us that you moved to Miami! Mom's PI knows exactly where you are at all times

Lord Disick said...

Family meeting? I'm taking Mason to the park. I'll be back later!

Bruce Jenner said...

Yes Rob, nobody believes you moved to Miami.

Rob Kardashian said...

I'm surprised you didn't just slip the Adderall in with my morning protein shake, mom.

Rob Kardashian said...

Whenever it is, I'm too busy to come.

Rob Kardashian said...

Who's side are you on, Bruce? I'm the only one who doesn't make fun of you behind your back, you know.

Bruce Jenner said...

Scott, you're at all the family meetings! We can all go to the park later. I'll bring my new helicopter.

Mama Krass said...

Rob, honey, Mama is the only one who gets drugs with her protein shakes.

Eros said...

Damn Enty! Lol.. I've never done that before. However I have bust open a box of cleanex to use it before checking out lol

Bruce Jenner said...

Rob, you miss all the family meetings. You never do what we ask. Who makes fun of me behind my back? We're a family, we kid around, right? Now I'm confused.

Brody Jenner said...

Oh great, another family meeting that I'm not invited to. I'm your family too, dad!

Rob Kardashian said...

Consider yourself lucky, Brody, these family meetings are the worst. Khloe and Kourt never shut up and Kim just sits there looking vacant until she can get back to her boo.

Lord Disick said...

I don't have time right now Bruce. Mason has a playdate with Batkid.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

Here we go again with the daddy issues...

KhloeK said...

Let's get margaritas and tacos for the family meeting!

Rob Kardashian said...

I plan to spend the summers there with some people I know.

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody, what are you talking about? Remember the meeting that you and Burt were at when we talked about the separation? And how to ignore the media? You were there, when Khloe was having marriage trouble.

Bruce Jenner said...

Khloe, that's a great idea! I love tacos.

KhloeK said...

Whatever Anvil! Don't you have some safety pins to go put in your clothes?

#fakedesigner #KarashianKollectionRox

Rob Kardashian said...

I miss hanging out with Lamar eating, drinking and playing video games all night long.

KhloeK said...

Bruce, can you take your Maserati to Pink Taco?

Brody Jenner said...

Dad, that was me and Brandon! You can't even tell your own kids apart!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Khloe! Are you having a good day?

Bruce Jenner said...

Did I say Burt? I meant Brandon. Take it easy Brody, I'm upset. I just realized Kris gives my money to Rob as an allowance!

Gypsy said...

I admire you regulars for ignoring the boil on the butt of KFF. My hat is off to you all. But I have to ask, does anyone know why or how someone could be so pathetic to crete 20 fake accounts just to converse with him/herself via Sybilesqe personality shifts? And why are the entys not just deleting that bullshit? It's really annoying. I wouldn't even care, but I enjoy reading the quips from the standards, just wondering why this is not being dealt with swiftly. FTR, I find the fake kardashians a perfect manifestation of the fake Kardashians; just as vapid, self absorbed, and desperate for attention. So, bravo, troll--you perfectly captured the most useless catastrophic vacuity known to man. You should be proud, in the basement, no matter how dark it is or how tired your forearm must be. Pathetic.

Rob Kardashian said...

Paris, you are just jealous that people got tired of you and they are still interested in Kim and my family. Kim usurped your throne and you need to get over it. Kim can't help it that she overshadows you. Remember that interview you did on GMA??? Jealous.

Rob Kardashian said...

Back at ya, Khlo.

Bruce Jenner said...

Get outta here, Paris!

Rob Kardashian said...

What does crete mean?

Kim Kardashian said...

Thanks for having my back, Rob! Did you see the Andy Cohen show last night? The poll was Who Has The Best Celeb Sex Tape, and I won!!! Paris came in last with only 2% of the vote. I'm surprised that many people voted for that tired hooker!

Mama Krass said...

Please, Rob. Maybe if you smoked some of Lamar's crack then I wouldn't have to get you new pant each week.

Bruce Jenner said...

Rob, Crete is an island in Greece. If you went on the family vacation, you would know that.

Rob Kardashian said...

That is what I'm talking about! When Kimmy does something she goes all in. Your work ethic is inspiring.

Brody Jenner said...

Yeah Rob, you were the one that convinced me to go to Greece, and then you bailed! Instead I had your mom oiling me up and telling me how much my back reminds her of my dad's

Bruce Jenner said...

Screw the family meeting! Let's have a family dinner instead! That's great news, Kimmy.

Mama Krass said...

Poor Paris didn't know the key to a high selling sex video is Interracial. Her mother must not be an astute manager, like myself. Call my people, Paris. Maybe I can help you rise from the doldrums of the C-List, for a percent of course ;)

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody, did she really say that? I'm proud. I know I don't have my Olympic figure anymore, but thank god my kids have some of my good genes.

Rob Kardashian said...

Hey Avril, should I mention that time you hit on me behind Brody's back?

KhloeK said...

It's ok Bruce, a lot better than yesterday! :(

#trampolinesaredeathtraps

Rob Kardashian said...

Ew, Brody. I'm surprised you didn't turn inside out from disgust. Mom tends to hit on young men when she's been drinking.

Brody Jenner said...

I'm sure she did. Remember the time she got me to punch our friend Joe Francis because she told me that he was hitting on her? Turns out it was the other way around!

califblondy said...

I might hand an empty water bottle to the checker, but that's as wild as it gets.

Karen said...

Wait, do people really think the K-trash trolls are one person? If it's one person, he or she deserves a lot of credit. Multiple accounts and multiple web browsers while having several CDAN posts open at once. Even when I'm devoting my full attention to the site, I can't keep up with all the comments on every post.

They are clogging up every post, but I laugh out loud at half of the things they say in spite of myself.

Mama Krass said...

Bruce, just because you put your hair up and prance around the kitchen in a mumu and apron doesn't mean you can cook. Leave that to our chef.

Mmmm. That hunk REALLY knows how to stir Mama's gravy and pound the veal cutlets.

Bruce Jenner said...

Kris, you cannot tell me what to do in the Malibu beach house! That's why I moved out, remember?

Paris Hilton said...

I’ve had a lot of people in my past who were friends with me just to get publicity. When I was young, my mom or sister used to have to point out if someone was using me to make a name for themselves – you know, linking arms with me on the red carpet and trying to get in every picture. But now I can see for myself when someone is just hungry for attention.

Rob Kardashian said...

Hey Brody, once I lose 65 pounds and gain 6" we should go to Mexico with Joe again.

Rob Kardashian said...

It takes one to know one, Paris. You look freaky in night vision too. Kim's tape was well lit and professional.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

Khloe, don't make me bitch slap you. Nobody wants to wear your nasty Forever 21 clothes, you Sasquatch.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

Yeah, right, Rob. Like I'd ever go within 10 feet of you or your tube sock.

J LO said...

Thoroughly. Amused. Thx K's!

Sugar said...

I just finished reading through all of these posts! Soooo funny! The Kardashians hard at work.

fontlover said...

STFU PARIS AT LEAST SHE HAS ONE #JEALOUS #HERPDERP

fontlover said...

IN A BETTER MEETING

fontlover said...

STFU ROB SHE HAS A REAL MAN YOUR HOOKERS DON'T

Paris Hilton said...

Ray J called he wants his urinal back.

fontlover said...

FUNERAL HOME CALLED THEY WANT THEIR EMBALMING FLUID BACK

Jacq said...

It's only stealing if you don't pay for it

Eros said...

Yep definitely multiple accounts.


Enty time for you to moderate comments section, hunnybunny.

LowKey said...

Yeah, too bad the real Kardashians aren't this entertaining.
Troll Kanye needs to up his/her game, not nearly enough batshit crazy going on there...

fontlover said...

EVEN YEEZUS CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS #BOUND3 #HOTCROSSBUNS

fontlover said...

GO BACK TO CANUCKVILLE AND KROGERS #GOTHISGONE #REREADTHAT

fontlover said...

CROTCH FLEAS DON'T COUNT AS FRIENDS #HERP #VALTREX #PAMSLEFTOVERS

Kimba said...

^^^thats funny.