Friday, February 28, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Every dress worn by Academy Award winners for Best Actress. If they showed up.

Alec Baldwin filming SVU. That whole quitting the limelight thing was just a joke. Look at him laugh about it.
Britney Spears, three bodyguards, a boyfriend and an ice cream cone.
Cate Blanchett headed back to LA.
Carrie Fisher headed out for a burger.Or pills.
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato at an event honoring Demi's recovery. So, good of the booze hound Selena to be there.
Eva Longoria canoodled with Demi's sometime boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama who
made sure he got some booze. Likes to keep it around the house.
Karina Smirnoff out hunting at an event.

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TalksTooMuch said...

Everyone's just saying goodbye, fancy. It's kinda sad. I miss some of them already

Kim Kardashian said...

Ha! Scott, I love it when you call Rob that!!

Lord Disick said...

Ok Bruce. Wink wink

fontlover said...

LOW LOW KEY LOW LOW KEY
LIVING BY YOUR NAME
LOW LOW LOW KEY
NOTHIN BUT THE SAME
NOT WHAT YOU WANNA BE
TROLLING TILL YOU CAME
AIN'T WHAT YOU WANNA BE
LIFE YOU CAN'T CLAIM
LOW LIFE LIVING WANNABE
WISH IT WAS THE SAME
LOW LOW LOW KEY
LIVIN AIN'T YOUR ONLY SHAME

fontlover said...

last time I yawned on the toilet, it did look like your career. You have my number call me if for real advice & not yes man bs.

TalksTooMuch said...

Also, sandybrook, I'm gonna have to disagree with you that it's just one person

Bizzle said...

At least I use my own money, Scott. I've heard about how you are on an allowance.
I turn 20 in a few hours. How old are you?

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

IKR? NOBODY can type that fast.
I'm half hoping they out themselves and take a well-deserved bow, and half hoping they keep the ruse going.

Bizzle said...

Haters are just confused admires

TalksTooMuch said...

Never mind all the fighting: Scott Foley half nekkid:


https://mobile.twitter.com/scottkfoley/status/439134476505841664/photo/1?screen_name=scottkfoley

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

Dafuq did I just read?

Alita said...

I'll miss you too, @Bruce and Brody Jenner. And Rob. Aww shucks, I think the whole lot of you are just swell! Enjoy those Friday night drinks!

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

YO FONTLOVER!
Bizzle's out-rapping your ass!!
Step up your game, son!

Bizzle said...

Don't have contact with my mom anymore. Im going to tell her not to call or text you again

you owe me a hooker

Bizzle said...

I'm a good writer Low Key. People overlook that a lot because of my age but if I were around back during 8 mile days I think I could have more than held my own with coming up with stuff on the fly

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

I gave you bonus points for using "dapper".

TalksTooMuch said...

That made me laugh, Biebs

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

OK *yawn* I gotta work tomorrow... 'night all, it's been fun.

Bizzle said...

Well..despite the rmors I didn't want to call him a flapper. Sounds like I could call one of his future BILs a fapper, tho

Lowkey lowkey
just glad you see
how I come across
isn't always me

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

LOL! Good one!
Enjoy your birthday!

Bizzle said...

Thank you! I'm counting down the hours!!

Bizzle said...

I guess this party is over
Oh well, mine will be tomorrow

I just wanted to toss out that I will be playing World of Warcraft for the next couple of hours. I am on Gorfiend but right now I'm trying to level up a panda and get honor, so odds are you will find me in Warsong Gulch or Arathi Basin

Just in case anyone else is stuck in the house :/

fontlover said...

WHATEVER ORPHAN

fontlover said...

Bruce, I like the let down look but you be who you got to be. Is GWS your +1? The ice sculptures are delicate

fontlover said...

Child.
You would do better
To listen to your elders








Mama Ray said...

I'll miss ya Brucie! You are the best! Hope to see you again next KFF!!

#sorrynotsorry

J-Mo said...

248 comments? Please do something Enty. Anyone else think it's strange that tmz and toofab.com are down?

Bizzle said...

I don't know what I would do if something happened to my mom so I wont give you shit for that orphan comment.
My dad is in my life now too
Maybe you need to read my biography? In stores now.

Snootches said...

I need a refresher, what is PMB stand for? Push Marry Beat? Possibly Marry Banish? Pinch Marry Bukkake?

Aoife said...

That is the worst I've ever seen Eva Longoria look.

Krystie Rachelle said...

This was the best thread ever. Bruce don't leave! Nooooo!

keeshlo said...

Snootches: Pussy/mouth/butt



Sprink said...

The K clan really ought to take this act to twitter. They'd get loads of followers and entertain thousands.

Leekalicious said...

OMFG. I figured it had to be a big fight or a troll infestation.

Leekalicious said...

I think I saw LowKey and TTM there somewhere. At least I'm on a PC, but what a pain for people who have to scroll through all that on their phones.

Leekalicious said...

@Renoblondee Yes, great chart! I was surprised, though, by all the unknowns. I guess they wouldn't put a chart like that out without having done the research.

Sprink said...

I don't think that's true. I think they did it from the beginning and the "ceremony" took about 10 or so minutes. My guess is they then all headed to the bar...

trudi said...

Does the beginning of the merry month of March mean an end to this or do we have to wait for the first Kardashian blind?

urban chaos said...

Enty your trolltainment was pretty lame- why bother with the kff? Just give them a thread per day like this and let them do their thing, some of want to opt out

White.God.of.Fuck said...

I goddamn love it that Kelly Ripa loves to fuck and suck big nigger cocks like mine. She looking good. I want to turn the bitch out.

I don't give a fuck about Alec Baldwin or none of that other shit. My asshole is vomiting sewage and I can't hold it in. I've shit on the floor of four of my bathrooms and I can't get out to supervise my bitches on the track. I need that goddamn money from those whores every goddamn day.

White folks are funny. My bottom bitch keeps getting honky motherfuckers who want to lick cum our of a bitch's pussy. Don't they know about all the shit in those whore's slit? And they want to eat the cum of a john who be fucking whores bareback, which I calls doing an eliot Spitzer. Shit. Goddamn. Tha/t's some motherfucking sick shit jam.

I bet Count Jerkula eats his own cum after he jerks off. Fool.

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Talks Too much, do you like big black cock? Cause I gots one for you.

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Fucking Thug Life bitch. Word. Gimme dat nappy dugout.

TalksTooMuch said...

Massive G, are you flirting with me???

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Pimps and prostitutes alike rarely refer to each other by their given names; we use street handles to persuade underage females to prostitute for us. We present a vision of ostentatious living, promising fame and fortune. We perpetuate this myth with our own flamboyant dress,
flashy jewelry, and exotic, expensive cars. To support this apparently extravagant
lifestyle, each pimp keepst a stable of prostitutes with a well-defined pecking order.

White.God.of.Fuck said...


At the top of each pimp’s organization is his “bottom bitch,” a trusted and experienced
prostitute or female associate. Next in the pimp’s chain of command was a “wife-in-
law,” a prostitute with supervisory duties similar to those of the bottom bitch. A pimp’s bottom girl or wife-in-law often worked the track in his stead, running interference for and collecting money from the pimp’s other prostitutes. The bottom
girl also looked after the pimp’s affairs if the pimp was out of town, incarcerated, or otherwise unavailable.

We also recognize a hierarchy among their own. “Popcorn pimps,”
“wanna-bes,” and “hustlers” are the least respected, newer pimps. A “guerilla
pimp” (as other pimps and prostitutes considered Moore) primarily used violence and
intimidation to control his prostitutes. Others were regarded as “finesse pimps,” who
excelled in the psychological trickery needed to deceive juvenile females and to retain
their services. Finally, “players” (apparently, in this case, Pipkins) were successful,
established pimps who were well-respected within the pimp brotherhood.

White.God.of.Fuck said...


Both pimps and prostitutes generally referred to their activities as “the game.”
To the pimps, an important component of the game was domination of their females
through endless promises and mentally sapping wordplay, physical violence, and
financial control. The pimps created a system in which their prostitutes were
incapable of supporting themselves or escaping their reliance on the pimp. A
prostitute lived either in her pimp’s home or in a room at a motel or boarding house
paid for by the pimp. The pimp provided clothes for his prostitute, as well as money
for the prostitute to fix her hair and nails. The pimp also provided condoms to the
prostitute, or money to buy condoms. Also, the pimp frequently used threats of
violence to control his prostitutes, or rewarded his prostitutes with drugs for meeting
monetary goals. Other times, a pimp dispensed drugs to a prostitute to ensure that she
was able to function through the night and into the early morning hours.

5
espite the pimps best efforts to subjugate their prostitutes, the rules allowed
a prostitute to move from one pimp to another by “choosing.” This was accomplished
by the prostitute making her intentions known to the new pimp, and then presenting
the new pimp with money, a practice known as “breaking bread.” The new pimp
would then “serve” the former pimp by notifying him that the prostitute had entered
his fold. The former pimp was bound to honor the prostitute’s decision to choose her
new pimp. A prostitute who frequently moved from pimp to pimp was known as a
“Choosey Susie.” And, a prostitute 6
ight “bounce” from pimp to pimp by moving
among different pimps without paying for the privilege of choosing.
Choosing another pimp was not without risk for the prostitute. A prostitute
could be punished for merely looking at another pimp; this was considered “reckless
eyeballing.” Owner pimps apparently were afraid that if their prostitutes were
sufficiently impressed with another pimp’s vehicle, clothes, and manner, she might
choose a new pimp.
Other rules governed a prostitute’s conduct. She was required to surrender all
of the money from her dates; if she did not, she would be guilty of “cuffing.” She
was also required to unquestioningly obey her pimp and treat him with respect; if she
did not, she was “out of pocket.” At the whim of her pimp, a prostitute was obligated
to have sexual intercourse with him, another pimp, or even another prostitute.
The pimps sometimes brutally enforced these rules. Prostitutes endured
beatings with belts, baseball bats, or “pimp sticks” (two coat hangers wrapped
together). The pimps also punished their prostitutes by kicking them, punching them,
forcing them to lay naked on the floor and then have sex with another prostitute while
others watched, or “trunking” them by locking them in the trunk of a car to teach
them a lesson.

While all the pimps did not pool their profits from prostitution, some did. And
the pimps generally aided each other. Pimps bailed each other’s prostitutes out of
jail; mentored younger pimps; swapped prostitutes with each other to get a better
“fit;” warned other pimps and their prostitutes of the presence of police; provided
condoms, rides, and rooms for each other’s prostitutes; jointly organized private
prostitution parties; recruited juvenile prostitutes together; recruited juvenile
prostitutes for each other; divided the track geographically to reduce competition; and
traveled out of town together to prostitute females in other cities. Pimps also
operated as a price-fixing cartel to regulate the prices that their prostitutes charged
for different sexual services.

Leekalicious said...

@TTM He certainly is a fountain (sorry) of information

A Question said...

What's the point of cutting and pasting case law?

https://www.google.com/search?q=USA+v.+Charles+Floyd+Pipkins&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb

Claudea said...

It's a TROLL Invasion!!!

Claudea said...

@Enties please pull the reins on your ghost writers / hired trolls, it's getting ridiculous...

skippy said...

I think you are all remarkable. Incredibly entertaining .
Is it a university study/ project? Are you reasearching what media does , how it can change our "everyday day" people's views? Psychologists or acting / comedy students? Whatever , it's been fab. Thanks.

skippy said...

Come back..... As the Lohans . I'll miss the giggles.

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