Friday, February 28, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Every dress worn by Academy Award winners for Best Actress. If they showed up.

Alec Baldwin filming SVU. That whole quitting the limelight thing was just a joke. Look at him laugh about it.
Britney Spears, three bodyguards, a boyfriend and an ice cream cone.
Cate Blanchett headed back to LA.
Carrie Fisher headed out for a burger.Or pills.
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato at an event honoring Demi's recovery. So, good of the booze hound Selena to be there.
Eva Longoria canoodled with Demi's sometime boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama who
made sure he got some booze. Likes to keep it around the house.
Karina Smirnoff out hunting at an event.

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TalksTooMuch said...

Is it okay to say Handy Manny looks good there? Probably not.

Selena Gomes and Demi Lovato look so cute!

Poor Carrie Fisher, bit of a tough row to hoe these days. Great writer, though. Word to the wise, Selena and Demi: Carrie Fisher was once as cute as you! Save yo monay.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Not a Halle Berry fan, but she did have one of the prettiest dresses, and looked lovely when she won. Nice speech, too.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Smirnoff

M: Brit

B: Lovato/Gomez tag team

shopgirl said...

Ooh, can the dresses help with the Old Hollywood blind?

MK for short said...

Ha TTM! True on both accounts, Wilmer does look really handsome there (too bad he's *supposedly* such a jerk), Carrie Fisher was once so damn cute!

Olive said...

Grumble, grumble.

Seven of Eleven said...

Britney, call Kanye! He needs a cone!

I love Carrie Fisher and agree, she's a brilliant writer.

Eva's dress is unflattering, squishes her boobs flat and shows the bottom of her rib cage.

For a minute there, I thought Cate Blanchett was someone else.

Sherry said...

And Seven I'll add it's the color of pepto bismal.

Please tell me it's a joke that there was booze served at a party to celebrate Demi's recovery.

TalksTooMuch said...

I think Wilmer really knows how to work a camera, MK!

Tina Mallette said...

well really is he at Demi's party are you kidding me? He is the part cause of her lack of sobriety. When will Demi learn?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sherry, I think E hit the booze a bit early today - it wasn't a party to celebrate her recovery. It was a Unite4:humanity humanitarian awards gala.

Besties Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were honored at the unite4:humanity event last night--and it was so good to see them together again.

There was plenty of love between these two, as they posed together at the event and Sel even thanked Demi during her acceptance speech when she received the Young Visionary Award. Demi picked up an honor for the Young Luminary Award and she graced the stage for two performances: "Skyscraper" and "Warrior."

Northbynorthwest said...

This dress chart is confusing, since they didn't even used to have awards ceremonies in the earliest years.

Paint Chips said...

I actually think Carrie Fisher looks fine in that pic.

missbunny said...

Fez may be look charming, but he is no bueno! I think swarmy is a good descriptor :-)

Renoblondee said...

Love the Oscar dress chart!

Kim Kardashian said...

Let's all toast to the last day of Kardashian Free February!! See you in the Random Photos on Monday!!

Bruce Jenner said...

Cheers Kimmy! I love my new friends! Much better than Kris bitching at me all day!

Brody Jenner said...

I'll toast with my dad! On my way to his pad now with the fixings for some killer margaritas!

Kim Kardashian said...

Cheers, Bruce! People love you here! I don't know why people seem to hate me. Must be because they're jealous!

Bizzle said...

Hey Brody, I hope Scott is enjoying the new place. Your family is much better to liuve next to thn Kyshawn
tell Kendall I said hi and I hope she still has my #
MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW it wld be nice to hr frm her

Bruce Jenner said...

Yay Brody! Kimmy, sometimes people are just jealous. You're pretty, have money and it seems like you don't work very hard, which makes you a target. It's not your fault, you are a sweet girl.

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody, I've already had a beer so I'm ready to have some fun and let loose! Nothing better than a Friday night in Malibu!

Bruce Jenner said...

Justin? Get outta here!

keeshlo said...

I for one will miss all of you! It was really fun to have you around! I'm going to order some of robs socks! & I enjoy Kim & Bruce!

Brody Jenner said...

It's great living so close to you, dad! I'll get the margaritas going in the kitchen!

Brody Jenner said...

Justin, I don't think dad wants you hanging out with my sisters anymore. Sorry, bro

Bruce Jenner said...

Yay Brody, no salt for me! Aw to hell with it, extra salt!

Hi Keeshlo, I hope you're having a nice Friday.

Bizzle said...

Yes Bruce, it's me. I'm kind of on lockdown right now :(
Hopefully it eases up for tomorrow. I plan to have a great bday

Kim Kardashian said...

Thanks for your support, Keeshlo!

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody is right, the pot, the cheap women, the drag racing, it's just trouble. Sorry Justin, it's not gonna happen with my girls!

Bizzle said...

I let you 'hang' out with my mom Brody. Fair is fair.

Lord Disick said...

Oh great, it's bad enough I'm living next to the Biebs, now I have to see him here. Get off my lawn!

Kim Kardashian said...

Thanks, Bruce! I'd be really honored if you would walk me down the aisle when I marry Ye!

Bizzle said...

I don't do that anymore Bruce. I learned my lesson and that its time to growup.

fontlover said...

Je t'aime bébé !

Brody Jenner said...

That was a mercy fuck, Biebs. I agreed to keep her busy while you were out with my sister. I can't help that she wanted The Brodster

Bizzle said...

You need better internet security Scott. (Lord..LORD? Seriously?) one of my bodyguards was bored earlier and hacked into your connection.
You might want to talk to your wife about those pictures you have saved in the 'future business opportunities' file. She probably wont be happy if she finds them

Bruce Jenner said...

Kimmy, I'd love to! Can I wear my ponytail?

Hi Scott! Tell Kourtney hi, I know she's been busy with the kids and Dash.

Justin, I m gonna have to think about it. I know how teenage boys are, I was one once years ago. All hormones!

Brody Jenner said...

Hey, Scott! Come over to Bruce's! We're having margaritas and later we're having some, er, entertainers come over!

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody, you and Ms. Bieber? Oh my god!

Bizzle said...

then why did you keep calling and texting her? for sers man you creeped her out

Bruce Jenner said...

Yeah Scott, come on over! It's casual, no need to wear a blazer! Malibu style!

Bizzle said...

I wld respect your daughter. I [promise Bruce. All I can ask is that you give it consideration. I am MUCH better for her than Smith

Bruce Jenner said...

Justin I don't understand your writing. Aren't you missing some letters?

Rob Kardashian said...

Cheers, hooker

Kim Kardashian said...

Je t'adore, mon amour! Baise-moi!!

Kim Kardashian said...

You'll have to check with Ye about the ponytail, Bruce!

Bizzle said...

Hes already made it known hes using Kylie to get to Kendall if that helps your decision

Bruce Jenner said...

Why are we speaking French now? What did I miss? Hey Rob, come over and hang out with Brody and I.

Bizzle said...

probably, sorry, my dad gave me this new phone for my birthday and Im trying to get usd to i

Rob Kardashian said...

Most of the people here have been so nice to me and I thank them for that. I forgot what it felt like to have some support and kindness. I will miss you all.

Brody Jenner said...

It was a one time thing, bro. She's been stalking me ever since. I don't text the bitches, bitches be texting me!

Bizzle said...

dONT Call mY Moom a BItCH

fontlover said...

#ta gueule !

Bruce Jenner said...

Rob, you have friends here! I think your sales have gone up, the fuck off socks that I have are sold out!

Rob Kardashian said...

Thanks Bruce. If you have light beer and low cal snacks.

KhloeK said...

Bottoms up Tank Ass!

Bizzle said...

she really liked you brody, she believed what you told her :(
See Bruce, I would nevr treat Kndall this wa

Bruce Jenner said...

Rob, we have Amstel light and carrot sticks. Come on over!

Khloe! Honey come on out and have so e drinks!

KhloeK said...

Brucie, you've always been popular! Remember your Bruce party?

#bruceoutwitbyourfuseout

Rob Kardashian said...

Chin chin to the triple chin Sasquatch!

Bruce Jenner said...

Justin, I want to understand you but I need help with the missing letters!

Bizzle said...

If you let me go out with her Ill tlk to my agnt about sellng robs socks at concrts

Brody Jenner said...

If Rob comes, does that mean we have to hide the chicken wings?

KhloeK said...

JC Bruce, stop encouraging her! If I have to hear her say people are just jealous one more time...

Bizzle said...

E e a A
Ok

prcticing

Kim Kardashian said...

Hey Khloe! I'm shaking my tits for you!

Rob, I'm surprised your fat fingers can type this well!

Bizzle said...

DAMMIT

Rob Kardashian said...

I can wear my jogging pants and my black hoodie? And my favorite neon sneakers.
#malibufortheboys

KhloeK said...

ROB! I was talking to Kim. Gotcho back boo!

Bizzle said...

ok I think its better now
i kept hitting the wrong key on the side

Kim Kardashian said...

Jealous much?

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody, he gets no chicken wings!

Khloe, you know I have a hard time being mean. That's your mothers forte. Oops, I didn't mean it like that!

KhloeK said...

Kim, shaking ya tits is so 3 days ago.

#bouncethatbootay

Bruce Jenner said...

Yes Rob, casual. Nobody gets dressed up in Malibu!

Lord Disick said...

Hey Brucie, she's the hardest working woman I know. I'll tell her you said hi.

Justin, is that the same dude who got arrested for roughing up one of your fans?

KhloeK said...

Lock your door tonight Kim...lock your door.

Kim Kardashian said...

Shut up, Rob! You're such a loser! People are only nice to you because they pity you

fontlover said...

WTF IS A BIZZLE?

Rob Kardashian said...

Sorry Khloe. I'm just so used to being attacked by my family I'm defensive.

Lord Disick said...

Malibu, the Lord is coming!

KhloeK said...

Keeshlo in da house!!

KhloeK said...

It's ok Ro-Ro, smooches!

Brody Jenner said...

She believed me when I told her that she was a terrible lay? Then why does she keep calling me? Tell your mom that I wasn't kidding. Top 5 worst lays of all time

KhloeK said...

Brody, stop trying for a 3some with Scott, it's not happening & you're just embarrassing us all now!

Bruce Jenner said...

Oh yeah! I love being with my kids!

KhloeK said...

I think a chignon would be lovely.

Brody Jenner said...

Woah, slow your role Khloe! I only do threesomes with 2 chicks. I don't do dudes

KhloeK said...

Robby poo, you promised to wear non stretchy pants at least once a week, remember?

Bruce Jenner said...

Khloe, I don't know what that is.

Kim Kardashian said...

I always lock the door when Ye and I have sex. We've been known to break the bed, too!

KhloeK said...

Here goes Fancy Nancy again.

Bizzle said...

No Scott, hes the one who was complaining I was driving too fast in my ferrari and he tried to chase me down in his prius
now he wont shut up about my legal issues

KhloeK said...

True story.

KhloeK said...

Thanks Brucie! I have to wait on my driver. I learned my lesson after my DUI.

Bizzle said...

STFU brody dont talk about my mom like thaty

Rob Kardashian said...

People pay you for your services. Huge ass hooker

KhloeK said...

Hide the ranch dressing too Brody.

Kim Kardashian said...

Khloe, As if! Even Rob's clothes have stretch marks!

KhloeK said...

You're the sweetest peach!

Lord Disick said...

Khloe, don't get jealous my fly girl. I'll take you to watch the sunset when I get there.

Bruce Jenner said...

Kids, I don't wanna hear about your private lives like that! Especially the girls, there are just some things I'm better off not knowing!

LowKey said...

This is awesome... I'll miss you! Bruce and Rob are my favorites!

Ah, hell, love the whole gang!

KhloeK said...

Only because that weirdo Jonathan Cheban always tries to watch. I don't know who he's watching though

Bizzle said...

WHATS A FONTLOVER?

Kim Kardashian said...

Khloe, that Fancy Nancy thing really hurts my feelings! I just had to run in the bathroom to cry! Why are you always so mean to me?!

Rob, stop being such a fat fuck!

Lord Disick said...

Serious question, did you finish high school Justin?

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi LowKey! Thank you for the kind words. It took me a minute to put your screen name and your picture together. Sometimes im a little slow, but that's what happens at my age!

Rob Kardashian said...

Dead fish.

Bruce Jenner said...

Khloe, Jonathan acts strange doesn't he? I can't figure that guy out.

TalksTooMuch said...

I will also miss Rob and Bruce most of all!

fontlover said...

Boy, you need to lay off the drugs and the booze. WTF you thinking, driving in a rented lamborghini?

Lite brite goes dim, don't go for the trim.

Looking out for you, want the best for you.

Lord Disick said...

Brody fucks anything that walks. #fact #nohating #getitbro

TalksTooMuch said...

And I love Kanye

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Talktoomuch! You seem like a sweet girl. Please don't take it the wrong way that I'm calling you girl, but I am the old guy in the group!

Brody Jenner said...

I guess I'll have to cancel the entertainers too. They get really grossed out when Rob starts poopsterbating

Rob Kardashian said...

Kim the ass part of all your clothes will need therapy when you are done wearing them.
#largefatass
#viennawasabust

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Kanye! Is the ponytail okay for the wedding? You can't take the Malibu out if the am, you know.

TalksTooMuch said...

Cause he's a musical genius

Lord Disick said...

I'll never forget that time Kris Hump called him gay, Bruce. He lost his marbles that night.

Bruce Jenner said...

Thanks Khloe for teaching me to use those hashtags!

}notbadforanoldguy

fontlover said...

A GENIUS. Don't talk in caps until you're ready for it.

Kim Kardashian said...

You're not talking about my friend Jonathan, are you? Bruce, you know you're not supposed to ask about his personal life!

TalksTooMuch said...

You're the best Bruce! Good luck in your new path

LowKey said...

Bruce, you're forever young to me!

Brody Jenner said...

Hand hug, Scott!

Bruce Jenner said...

Sorry Kim! No he acted weird one time when it was just Khloe and me. He wouldn't eat the Popsicles we offered him. Who doesn't like a Popsicle?

Lord Disick said...

Pound sign, old man.

Bizzle said...

It was a ferrARI

yes Scott, I got my di[ploma 2 years ago this summer

Don't sweat, don't cry, we don't need no wings to fly

LowKey said...

BURN!!!

#teamRob

KhloeK said...

I just gave you a mental hug Scotty Dog!

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob, you've never made $500,000 in your life! I made it for one appearance! And no, I didn't have sex with anyone! Well, except Ye!

Bruce Jenner said...

Thanks Scott, sometimes I hit the wrong keys!

#oldishmannewtricks

Kim Kardashian said...

Why do you always bring up Paris's sex tape? Talk about a tired hooker

KhloeK said...

#kimlookslikeaviennasausage

KhloeK said...

Kim, you are literally the most judgmental person ever!

LowKey said...

IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KANYE IS THE MOST MUSICAL GENIUS OF ALL TIME!!!

fontlover said...

I GROW IT YOU KNOW IT
RSVP ASAP #IFUKNOWYE

KhloeK said...

Ugh, or when he puts on Ginuwine & starts singing "Ride it! That doody!"

Bizzle said...

I don't think so. That's Michael Jackson

Bruce Jenner said...

LowKey, I love the song, Gold Digger. It gets in my head and won't leave! I start bopping my head and the girls wanna crawl under the table. I can't help it! It's catchy!

Rob Kardashian said...

Dude. Let it go. #pooplube

Bizzle said...

or prince. Prince is a musical genius.






Or Prince, Usher is always talking about what a musical genius he is










KhloeK said...

Jonathan's not the straightest road to drive, if you know what I mean.

Lord Disick said...

I think Khloe would work the shit out of a popsicle with that mouth.

Bruce Jenner said...

Justin, isn't it past your bedtime? Leave the grown ups to talk!

LowKey said...

That is a great song, isn't it, Bruce? Never gets old.

KhloeK said...

The one that looks like a number symbol Brucie!

Brody Jenner said...

Rob, I usually like to live and let live, but that's one messy habit you have there

Bruce Jenner said...

Scott, you're making me uncomfortable talking about Khloe that way. You know, I think she liked Lamar because he reminded her of me. Being a jock and all.

KhloeK said...

Like a pro, baby!

Bruce Jenner said...

#khloeismyfaveshhhhh

Rob Kardashian said...

#stuffedinuglyfashion
#KanyeprankingKim

Lord Disick said...

Bruce, i hope you have a plunger handy when Rob sneaks off to the bathroom to finish his poopsterbating session.

Kim Kardashian said...

Kris Humphries reminded me of Frankenstein's monster. I don't know what I was thinking!

KhloeK said...

#teambruce4evah
#smooches
#mwah

fontlover said...

NO TYPING IN HOMESCHOOL? #CANADAFAIL #CANADAWAIL

Bruce Jenner said...

There will be absolutely no poopsterbating in my house! I still don't know what that use but it won't happen!

Lord Disick said...

I'm going to stop by the store to grab some. Demonstrate for me baby!

Bruce Jenner said...

#krisishavingmenopausehahaha

Kim Kardashian said...

Oh yeah, I'm going to take fashion tips from the guy with the "sock empire." Hahahahahahahahaha! I can never say "sock empire" with a straight face!!

Rob Kardashian said...

Oh my god you guys. You are seriously grossing me out. So inappropriate.

KhloeK said...

Yes Bruce, it's scary how much you & Lamar are basically twins.

Lord Disick said...

Bruce it's ok. We all know Khloe isn't really blood related so she's practically up for grabs at this point.

Lord Disick said...

Rob is the Messiah of Poopsterbation

Kim Kardashian said...

Ew, Scott! Khloe is my full sister! Love my Kokes!!

Bizzle said...

#USHERLAUGHSATYOU
#KEEPPOSING
#GOODLUCK

Bruce Jenner said...

Well I never had a drug problem because if the intense sports, but Lamar and I do love a lemon cake. %truestory

Brody Jenner said...

You better lock the bathroom doors, dad. He's a sneaky little bastard! You wouldn't think a guy his size could move that fast, but poopsterbation is a great motivator!

Bruce Jenner said...

Oops! #truestory

LowKey said...

How many beers have you had, Bruce?

I think you should have another ;)

#letitout

TalksTooMuch said...

Easy YE!

TalksTooMuch said...

Prince IS a musical genius!

Bruce Jenner said...

Scott, Khloe is a Kardashian no doubt about that. She got all the personality, which confuses people.

Bizzle said...

My name is Kanye and I'm here to say
I like to act ghetto each and every day
but if you knew the facts,you wouldn't have my back
because you wouldn't believe a single word I say

Lord Disick said...

Kourtney told me OJ was her dad?!?

KhloeK said...

SCOTT! I told you not to read The Enquirer!

Love you Joje! Mwah!

Bruce Jenner said...

I'm really having a good time, I like this social media stuff! Kris used to make me stay in the garage, but not anymore! I've got my own place, and my kids like being with me. I love life!

Kim Kardashian said...

That was a prank, Scott! Like when you kept telling mom you were Todd Kraines!

Bizzle said...

It's not past my bedtime! I'm waiting for my birthday

KhloeK said...

Swear to God Scott, I'm keying the Murcielago if you don't chill on the OJ shit!

Lord Disick said...

Robbie, if it ain't kourt, it's your other sis on my junk. #LadiesLoveLD

Brody Jenner said...

If you get your mom to stop calling me, I'll send you a hooker

Rob Kardashian said...

Kim you say everything with a straight face because it's pumped full of Botox and fillers and frozen stiff. As in it does not move.
#paidpieceisahooker

Rob Kardashian said...

Brody gets the best hookers!!!!

Lord Disick said...

Khloe I will make you kick my Murcielago if you know what I mean.

KhloeK said...

True dat Brucie! Not far to the paper dolls, but at least I'm winning!

Rob Kardashian said...

Scott is The Lord of the douche.

Lord Disick said...

LD doesn't have to pay. Amateurs...

fontlover said...

Is that you #SUNSHINE ???!!

Glad you learned your Dora the Explorer rhymes

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody doesn't need hookers, are you kidding me? Every time we golf, he leaves the club with four phone numbers!

Bizzle said...

I'll get her to stop calling you. I live right next to your sister. I'm sure you know the address. I'm out of town atm but I'll keep you to that and let you know when I'm back around.

Bruce, this of course would simply be a way I could talk the hooker out of a destructive lifestyle, nothing more.

LowKey said...

I thought Kim was still in Vienna?

Bizzle said...

MY MOM CALLS ME SUNSHINE
SHE SINGS THAT TO ME WHEN I AM SAD

Other than that I don't know what you are talking about. I found this joint after my bodyguard told me the neighbors were here

fontlover said...

NO TIME FOR MAGIC
WITH A RHYME SO TRAGIC
TICKLE ME ELMO
YOUR MOM SAID HELL NO

Brody Jenner said...

True story, dad! I just send them as gifts. Some people send flowers, I send hookers. Adam Levine loved the idea so much that he started doing it too!

fancyscreenname said...

Lol, okay.

I saw 180+ comments and was like wahat the hell...

LowKey said...

You sure got the hang of typing really fast...
Hmmmm
#justsayin

Lord Disick said...

Looks like someone is the big butt bitchler boy!

Bizzle said...

IM A FAKE RAPPER
WHO THINKS HE'S QUITE DAPPER
WHEN IT COMES TO NOT REAL
I'M THAT TRUE DEAL
UNTIL MY CAREER ENDS UP IN THE CRAPPER

I make more than all of the K's combined, don't front with me

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