Thursday, February 06, 2014

Today's Blind Items- Strange Sex Partners

In the continuing series of people who have had sex that may surprise you, I give you one half of the equation and leave you to figure out who would ever have sex with that person.

#1 - Jared Leto managed to convince this B+ list foreign born mostly movie actress who is set to maybe crack the A barrier. That would not be blind worthy but he also convinced her to let someone watch the two together.

#2 - Tom Arnold once had sex with this now A list reality star/celebrity/host who was an A+ list model at the time and can still walk a runway.

#3 - Simon Cowell once had sex with this A+ list celebrity who is very married and likes to pretend she was a virgin until she got married. It was only when Simon dumped her that she found her true love.

59 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

2-If you tell me that TA slept with Heidi Klum I will throw up

Kristin said...

1 Margot or Lupita (god I hope it's neither)
2 Naomi still can walk a runway
3 Kate Middleton

FSP said...

Alright Tommy Boy! Way to out kick the coverage!!!

sandybrook said...

Britney pretended she was a virgin when she was married right? So did Jessica Simpson? Neither found true love I dont think.
Naomi Campbell for the model because that would be weird.
Margot for Jared's girl.

Derek Harvey said...

2. Tyra Banks---she seems crazy enough to consider Tom.

trainrides said...

@Montana I was actually thinking of Klum for #2.

Margot Robbie for #1

Jessica Simpson for #3?

Kristin said...

Or I'd even throw in Rosamund Pike who is supposed to have a big year (for #1). My lady crush trifecta :(

T. E. Cuz said...

#2 i think heidi klum

Count Jerkula said...

I agree with all of TrainRides guesses. Robbie is the only one that I'm kinda iffy about.

parissucksliterally said...

Britney never pretended she was virgin til marriage.....she played the virgin card til about age 19 though....

Renoblondee said...

2Klum
3Jess

bbhood said...

LUPITA NOOOOO!

SaintsFan said...

@Montana, that was exactly the first thing that came to my head as well. Yuck!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kristin, LOL @ Kate Middleton!

I don't know about Jessica, though - she divorced the guy she married, so that wouldn't be her true love, would it?

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Anna Belle said...

Margot...Heidi....Mandy

Sarah said...

I bet Jared let uncle terry watch

LottaColada said...

@Sarah, I think you're right. Ew.

Veech said...

Tom Arnold with anyone... woof!

Runswithscissors said...

#2 - My Gawd! Does klum know when to stop?! Does she know how to say no?
#3 - Jessica Simpson. Could it really be her? That little minx got/gets around quite a bit. That family kept walking around with the "Christian values flag", they went so old school about clearing her for slutville, first get married and divorced and then you are ok for adult behavior.

Lydia Bennett said...

I don't think Margot Robbie is about to break through to A list. That would be Lupita.

#3 Jessica Simpson isn't very married.

Kristin said...

@ Seven So that's a "no" on Middleton? I was sorta serious :/ Love ya.

Maggie Smith said...

BASED ON SAG AWARDS I WOULD BET #1 IS EMILIA CLARKE

Derek Harvey said...

I'd let Uncle Terry watch ; )
HUBBA HUBBA

annanaannnaaaa said...

@Derek- my first thought, as well.

trainrides said...

@Count well, betches of the same feather...
PS. Miss you.

*blushes
*quietly leaves the room

leemonada76 said...

2 is elle mcpherson. She also dated billy joel.

GPS74 said...

I agree with Lydia, it's Lupita who is on the verge of A (thanks to the Oscar, which she will undoubtedly win).

Kristin said...

Oh heeey, do we have a Count and trainrides love match? Is this the part where Count looks at TR from across the crowded party ala Freddie Prinze Jr style?

Giiiirl, you'll be a woman sooooon.

Nancy said...

Emilia Clarke is not mostly movie.

Dena said...

Did Carrie Underwood ever pretend to be a virgin?

Kbjorg said...

Carrie Underwood

sandybrook said...

Please Kristin dont go down that road (you know why)

trainrides said...

Hahahaha @Kristin
This is more like the Count uses his superpower to look at me across the globe. :)

WastedTime said...

Did Mariah Carey pretend to be a virgin before she married Tommy Mottola?

Dandelion said...

Heidi for #2
Beyonce for #3

Karen said...

3--Beyonce--she has said that Jay-Z is the only one she banged. Still not sure if it's her, but she fits.

Lioness70 said...

1 - ?

Call me terribly old fashioned, but I don't get voyeurism or even threesomes. Sex to me should be special and private. If that makes me a prude...I'm OK with it.

2 - Heidi

3 - I don't remember Bey ever making a thing out of her cherry. Her being with just one guy, yes, but not that. Can't be Jessica either, so I'm stumped.

headrot said...

i'd let anyone watch me with leto. shit. lets videotape that for posterity.

headrot said...

i'd let anyone watch me with leto. shit. lets videotape that for posterity.

kpist said...

What about Katy Perry for #3

TalksTooMuch said...

I agree with the Margot Robbie guess for Leto, but I am gonna jump all over the wording. Women have their own sexual agency! Maybe she WANTED to have sex with Jordan Catalano, and maybe it was even HER idea to have someone watch. Women can be just as freaky deaky as men, yay for that! I hate how these always read like coercion is involved.

skimpymist said...

#3 adriana lima possibly.

ktmonster said...

#3 Carrie Underwood

Jacq said...

#1 - you know it was uncle terry who watched

hothotheat said...

#1 Annabelle Wallis

headrot said...

@TTM OF COURSE SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH LETO. IF THAT GIRL PASSED UP A PRIME OPPORTUNITY I WILL FIND HER AND SMACK SOME SENSE INTO HER

__-__=__ said...

I would REQUIRE Uncle Terry to take pictures! For the grandkids, of course!!

malcam66 said...

#3 - Kevin Jonas. heh heh

Count Jerkula said...

Trainrides is such a sweetheart, it almost makes me feel bad to work "looking across the globes" into this response. I can't help it though.

Miss you too, Betch.

heathercicle said...

Margot Robbie is definitely heading for A list. but she is not mostly movies, yet. She's still Donna to a lot of us.

Jaiden_S said...

1 - Emelia Clarke - Leto hit on her during the golden globes
2 - ?

3. Carrie Underwood

it took forever said...

Beyonce for the virgin< wondered why her name took so long to come up

skippy said...

Jared let to & jennifer Lawrence
Please don't let this be either Heidi or Elle. Especially Elle, as a fellow Aussie I just can't go there. How about Liz hurley? It would explain his recent rants.
About Simon. Anyone . I feel he is not particular. Sharon O ? I'd love it.

Karen D.C. said...

3. Posh Beckham

Aoife said...

After the Golden Globes the Leto conquest has to be Emilia Clarke. If you haven't seen that try and find it on YouTube and skip all the crap that went before. He was not going to take no for an answer.

#2 is worded to be Naomi Campbell. That woman can still walk the cat walk. If you've never seen her work I'm guessing there's video of her around.

#3 Just the thought of an aroused Cowell makes me sick to my stomach. I got nothing.

(R)ed said...

@ Aoife

Emilia Clarke is not close to A list. It's Lupita

Kristin said...

@heathercicle What's the word on Margot from where you are? The Hollywood Reporter had an interesting article last year with some of the top tier casting directors and they all agreed she's the next big thing.

A Pretty Cat in LA said...

Lupita/Heidi/have no idea but ew