Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Today's Blind Items - That's Not Creepy

Usually the items in this spot are longer and more detailed, but I just love this one so much I had to give it this position. Apparently this A+ list celebrity/"singer" is allowed to have sex BUT someone must be watching at all times AND each time is recorded. Talk about performance anxiety. Definitely going to be revealed.

55 comments:

sandybrook said...

Must be Britney

VIPblonde said...

Leave Britney Alone!!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Please not Brit Brit

D Brown said...

So which "singer" mouths their lyrics?

Ray Nicolet said...

Enty must be the one holding the camera.

tara17 said...

Free Britney!

sandybrook said...

She was supposed to NOT be allowed to have sex right?

Randarenee said...

Leave Britney alone!! yikes…...

Randarenee said...

Crapper… sorry VIP didn't see your post =D

Cleodacat said...

Nooooooooo!! C'mon, you have to draw the line somewhere and really, what purpose would that serve. Lastly, there has to be something illegal about this at least on Brit's rights.

LottaColada said...

I just love this one so much I had to give it this position. 

You're right, that is creepy.

Blondie! said...

"Allowed" to have sex? What is that supposed to mean? Does she/he get a permission slip? A hall pass?

Josh said...

Good one... that's not weird at all haha.

Claudea said...

You guys forgot this!! :) Awww, 2007...

Leekalicious said...

I hope this isn't a sick extensions of Christina's The Voice constant journalling ...

D Brown said...

Obviously could want documentation of safe sex in the event of certain communicable health issues.

Bruce Jenner said...

Oh this is disgusting. I am repulsed.

Emmy B said...

If this is Britney, is it her dad who's supposed to be the cameraman?? Good grief! She has no chance of leading a normal life, does she?

di butler said...

Why would you love this one? It's horrible. :(

Free Our Lady Of Cheetos!

Claudea said...

Sometimes, I wonder if the Enties are using an outsourced assistant / google (literal) translate...

Michael H said...

Yeah, this one sounds totally credible.

fontlover said...

IF THAT SOMEONE BE YOU I GET PERFORMANCE ANXIETY #BACONBITS

~Z~ said...

I don't care so much about who....But WHY?

Alexis said...

I just can't believe this. Nope.

skimpymist said...

Why is each time recorded. Is brit not allowed to watch regular porn so must watch her own home made porn. Do her watchers fear she'll have another breakdown during private sex. Is it to prevent her lovers from claiming something else happened and look for a payday. Whos doing the recording. Is it mom dad, a tripod or do they alternate. So many questions I want answered.

WareCat said...

That's not creepy.

Eros said...

Of course its britney. Easy pateazy.

Derek Harvey said...

maybe to make sure her and the sex partner always use condoms cause enty has stated she has a severe disease that could make people very sick.

Renoblondee said...

That's just gross and wrong.

violet said...

This blind gives me the heebie jeebies. The topic is weird but that part that freaks me out the most is "but I just love this one so much I had to give it this position." If this is Britney (which it sounds like it is) then its probably due to her mental illness and/or the disease that "enty" has previously mentioned in BI's - and if that's the care - the fact that the "writer" loves this BI so much is DISGUSTING.

Michael H said...

@Derek, I heard she has the fever for the flavor of a Pringles.

Michael H said...

@Derek, I heard she has the fever for the flavor of a Pringles.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

This blind is creepy as fuck, but not nearly as creepy as today's Enty's gleefulness. Wtf.

PowerhouseMe said...

Sick! And not in the context kids use nowadays.

laura ramona said...

Ladies and gents. sex is considered a therapy even for mental problems. no doctor will ask to quit sex. this is the biggest sh** I ve ever heard in my life. if it s true few doctors should stop practicing and move to Canada. better fresh air.

figgy said...

And who supposedly reviews the tapes? And what are they looking out for in the review?? Come on.

Anna Belle said...

Kimmy Katrashian tried singing...

Brit & X-tina really can sing & it is what they are known for...

Topper Madison said...

"Is it to prevent her lovers from claiming something else happened and look for a payday." I think this is a good guess, especially if she is HIV+.

~Z~ said...

So, if she really is HIV+, was that the main reason for her meltdown? Seems like that would push most people over the top...

Leekalicious said...

Maybe it's a master/slave rule thingy

Count Jerkula said...

Well if it happens in her house, then they don't have to tell the person boning her. If I was in the saddle and knew I was being taped, I would definitely push boundaries. I would also make her say f'd up stuff, to make the person who reviews it uncomfortable.

Why don't they just hook her up w/ an HIV+ dude?

mngddess said...

@di butler - love your hair in your photo..

I can't think of any good reason that Brit's sexual activity needs to be taped. Poor Britney. Her music is my guilty pleasure.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Not that I wouldn't download it if it was Britney, but I interpreted this is being a married or committed male whose wife/SO permits him to stray, but requires the witness/video because it gives her her jollies.

Chris J said...

Ridiculous. No way it's for a legal reason. It in fact would be the opposite. I tend to agree with Jonathan.

Count Jerkula said...

@Chris: In NJ, and I imagine elsewhere, you can have every inch of your house wired for video, and don't have to inform anyone of it. It would only be illegal to distribute the video w/o signed consent and 2 forms of ID from the parties involved.

If it didn't have singer in quotes, alluding to MV, then I would say Beyonce. This is totally Brit though.

TalksTooMuch said...

This totally reminds me of that porn actress, Savannah? Not the 90s groupie deadlay one, but the one that played the mom in the Debbie Does Dallas reboot? Anyway, she was allowed to have sex with whomever she wanted offset, but she had to tape it for her husband, or it was cheating. So maybe it's a married singer that is allowed to bone on film only?

Groovy said...

You think it's her dad watching? I mean, who gets that job??

crila16 said...

Dirty dirty Daddy.

canadachick said...

maybe its Robin Thicke -as in he was free to cheat but Paula got to watch it later.......

Sean said...

Actually I had wondered about this. Britney is legally a child. IN capable of handling her own life. I wondered if she was legally able to consent to sex.

__-__=__ said...

Count - the strains are different. Same with herp. It's what I've been told by those who have HIV. Sad.

sugarbread maker said...

the fact that the are saying "singer" is "allowed" means she has to ask permission for all tasks = brittany

Aoife said...

Poor Britney!

Whoville said...

"Performance anxiety" makes me think the BI is a male. I vote for Keith Urban. Kidman lets him have sex with others, as long as it's taped & she can watch it later.

Andy said...

You're just making shit up now Enty. There are some degenerate fathers out there but I don't believe for a minute Jamie Spears is one of them.