Monday, February 17, 2014

Today's Blind Items- They Swap

This B list mostly television actress hasn't been in the spot for awhile. She got rid of some people close to her that were spilling a lot about her. Smart move on her part. She is pretty crazy about her actor boyfriend and she has always had a lot of kink in her life as her old boyfriends can attest to. Our actress would do anything for her guy and that includes one of his favorite things to do which is swap. The problem our actress faced is that she has a fairly recognizable face and is on a fairly hit show. The boyfriend found a couple of couples he thought could be discreet and they had been but that is only because at least one of the couples didn't recognize our actress until the black wig she always wore for the encounters came off during a particularly aggressive sex session. The actress thought the couple knew who she was but from the look on their faces when the wig came off she knew they didn't know until that moment and they have been talking to everyone in their little circle about the actress who loves to swing and is not shy about sex at all. Apparently she is into some crazy crazy stuff.

53 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Too early in the week for VIP blinds, Enty :(

The Real Dragon said...

Oh okay.

katydid said...

VIP? This sounds like ALM.

sandybrook said...

Imma guessing its not Kristen Wiig...just a hunch.

QueenAnne Guido said...

What's "crazy crazy stuff"? Saltine crackers in bed? Not using baby wipes?

sandybrook said...

Ya know it could be her Kristin.

sandybrook said...

Except she got really pissed on reveal day when Enty insulted her by calling her C list.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@sandybrook Nah. I could tick off a few reasons why it probably doesn't fit. Just trying to smoke that broad out of hiding.

Alice Tate said...

Could be Hayden P again.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I thought that too but her man is a boxer, not an actor. Doing my research....

steph said...

So, the woman in question might be popularly known as a blonde or redhead, but not black-haired or brunette?

sandybrook said...

Anyone know who Jamie Pressley is seeing lately?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Too vague. Could be anyone:
Meester and dude with the curls
Facinelli and what's her face
Amy Poehler and nick Kroll

Unknown said...

People, fecal matter matters. Toilet paper is not enough. Everyone should use baby wipes. Or, carry a hose and soap at all times. People be trippin' with the doody drippin'! So gross. In closing, I'd like to say wash your ass even if you ain't gettin' any. This has been a public service announcement about your dung hole.

rikkitikkitavi said...

too bad christina hendrics is married. this would be awesome if it was her and the super-troopers guy

Derek Harvey said...

@ K---I thought Leighton but she not on a hit show at the moment and is only doing movies

sandybrook said...

Shut up Kristin! Amy would never....!!

Stepforded said...

I could see Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg doing this.

But I also like the Jamie Alexander and Peter Facinelli guess.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Rose Byrne
Emma Roberts...

Derek Harvey said...

Emma Roberts

Derek Harvey said...

K--I guessed the at the same time and if it is revealed--I own it cause you said 2 guesses in one post and that disqualifies you~ ; )

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Is Dianna Agron dating an actor? She bought herself a new clamarama last year according to Enty.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@derek dammit! I always forget the double-guess rules. I shall defer to you. I have no educated guess. I only watch television sanctioned by Andy Cohen.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I was thinking Ashley Benson because she's blonde and known to be all into free love shit. But her man is not B list. So far the only thing that seems to fit is McCarthy/Wahlberg but I'm
Still looking!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Already looked into Agron; she just broke up with a restaurateur. Not her

Lady Heisenberg said...

I like the Emma guess too. The only reason I ruled this out was because it says boyfriend, not fiancée. But I guess this could still technically fit?

Derek Harvey said...

K---me too! lol Thats why I hate tv blinds. I have been watching Atlanta on the net and that crazy Kenya Moore girl makes me laugh

Anna Belle said...

Sounds like Hayden...he BF is a boxer, but is also known to be into crazy sh*t.

Ash Bens is Bi & open, is known to do anything & anyone if it will help her career & is wanting off PLL, she even used to be with Kscrew's current scissor sister, who has all kinds of pics of Ash Bens on her Twitter

Karen said...

@Lady H, Enty always calls engaged couples "boyfriend/girlfriend" which I think is a thinly veiled dig that s/he doesn't think the relationship will make it to the wedding.

Eros said...

I like the McCarthy walberg guess but it doesnt fit. It says the actress is mostly tv..McCarthy started off with reality tv but she is mostly movies...

fancyscreenname said...

If she'd have worn a Groucho Marx glasses, nose, moustache disguise this wouldn't happened.

Mark B said...

Alyson Hannigan is married, otherwise I'd suggest her. I've got nothing else lol.

Eros said...

Hayden is a very good fit. +1!

Sherry said...

But was she wearing a merkin or can we presume she went Brazilian?

Count Jerkula said...

Swapping + Crazy Sex = DP (1pink/1stink) maybe pressure tested.

That is my guess.

Massive G said...

After I shit, I fill the jacuzzi with water, press my asshole against one of the jets, and turn the fucker on to power wash my dirty asshole. No dingleberries here!

Count Jerkula said...

Ya hear what happened when Massive G bought a toilet brush?

A week later he went back to paper.

Bitchy and Bort said...

Veronica Mars girl and Dax sheppard

Renoblondee said...

I thought them too but they got married and she's not on tv rightt now.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks Karen! Good to remember. Could be either McCarthy/Wahlberg or Emma Roberts/ZombieBoy then.
However, I'm still going with McCarthy because Ebty keeps emphasizing "crazy." McCarthy was in "A Crazy Thing" and has dated notoriously crazy Jim Carrey

Lady Heisenberg said...

Stepforded got this!!! Nice one!! So jelly, I spent a while on this one & it HAS to be them...

Kameon Quillen said...

I can only picture Kristin Wiig as Dooneese, with a black wig that shows her huge forehead.

Violet said...

@Kristin I adore that word 'clamarama'. Just to introduce it into everyday conversation irl and my life will be happy.

REH said...

Who is VIP?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Violet "clamarama" is courtesy if our fellow ginger, Talks Too Much :)

Rob Horine said...

Anna Lynne McCord and Dominic Purcell?

Cleodacat said...

I was thinking January Jones. Is she still boning Liam?

Cam said...

I once read that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer of True Blood are into swapping but then again they are married but how about Charlize Theron and Sean Penn?

Allis said...

Charlize is a B list tv actress. Huh.

Lady Heisenberg said...

She is back on TV now!

MadLyb said...

I do think this is VIP. Let's not pretend that her femme fatale character in "Nip Tuck" was just an act (AND I really do need to say this, because it's been bottled up: "Nip Tuck" did not do justice to her character and I stopped watching for a couple years just because of that). I'm kidding about the blind guess, but not the rest.

MadLyb said...

In spite of all the awful writing decisions, I was glad I started back up because in the end, "Nip Tuck" did somewhat redeem itself and I cried during the last episode. Obviously I was way too invested in this show.

di butler said...

I like the Emma Roberts/Evan Peters guess, so so. McCarthy is "crazy crazy" and maybe that's a hint to The View, and the "rape rape," so maybe her and Donnie like it freaky. Ugh.