I second that…very gross!
wtf is she wearing?
Miley belongs in a circus freak show.
I just don't see it. My respect for Miley has decreased to a point that I'm not much of a fan but I don't see Jared "desperate" enough to get on her "pay attention to me" train.
A single, attractive man having sex?!? Stop the presses!
Why are there never any good Miley Cyrus blinds? If she'll put a pair of fan's panties in her mouth in front of an arena of people (I hope she gets herpes) then imagine what she's doing when she thinks no one is looking.
The girls will be crushed, he is one of their favorites. I am making a prediction-he will win the Oscar for Dallas Buyers Club. It's a great movie, that Ron Woodroof was a true fighter.
Gosh. Both so very unappealing. I fear (hope) Miley's days in the spotlight are numbered.
I'm thinking of hitting up the Oscar parties. Maybe I'll get a swag bag.
Anyone seen Rob this morning? He ditched out on sunrise surf again!
I got nothing……
Jared loves sex, but he hates his private life getting attention. I doubt he'd hook up with the most notorious star if the moment knowing that everyone would talk about it.
Never thought if say this, and I never will again, but I'm jealous of Miley Virus for once!!!! Ick.
I'd* ugh too early for this shit autocorrect
Borderline – Pedophile!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's a baby and doesn't know what she's doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOMEN SHOULD BE IN CHASTITY BELTS TILL THEIR 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WOULD TOTALLY BE OK IF HE WAS A CHICK, NOT JUST LOOK LIKE A CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Brody! Surfing was great this morning, what a great start to the day. Rob really missed out.
Borderline pedophile? She's 21 years old. Have you forgotten your anti-psychotic medication this morning?
Wow, these two seem made for each other – he's hot and single, and she's in rebound and in wild girl mode…
It's got to be fugazi Count.
I think The Count was being sarcastic.
Fake Count, Real Cunt.
Other publications and blogs have him dating Lupita. My guess is some one wants his name in front of the public at least until the Oscars are done.
I think he's hooking up with youngin's regularly and isn't dating anyone and isn't hooking up withfameho's. There were even rumor about he and Taylor Swift for gods sake..
I second above gross sentiments.
I just can't picture the real Count saying "Derp" for some reason, let alone using it in a sentence. He's got a better vocabulary than teenage slang.
Gross to them both.
Ugliest pasties ever.
I believe the borderline pedo accusation was lobbed at the Count by that steamfitter
jared, dont slum
As much as I adore Jared Leto — he's not the most discriminating hook upper (not a word?). Remember Paris Hilton?
If you want to be snarky and sound more intelligent than a first grader, olease learn the difference between there, their and they're. Also check out Strunk and White to learn how to use doesn't and don't. It's hard to take you seriously when you don't have a command of the English language
I said what I had to say to Count Jerkula yesterday, but I am not going to help him and his mini-Counts waste one more thread by responding.
HotHotHeat wins the Identify Sarcasm Star of the Day.
Sorry for the double post.
@Tillie: It don't matter what words I use, as long as yer able to understand.
Hey guys. Sorry I bailed on the early morning surf. I had a business meeting to attend. #agsocks
@count Yay for me. You sometimes confuse me. Also, a lot of HSP's commenting lately…. Taking things to literally.
I actually like this pairing. Hot sex. Miley though doesn't annoy me in the way she annoys most Americans. I'm lucky to be in a place where she isn't all over in the press. Jordan and Hanna Montana. Come on, that's hot!
This long post could have been reduced to about 2 sentences rather than a dissertation on the use of the word "hook" and all it's various forms. 2 single people..nothing to see.
@FSP, it appears to be a fishing net, the baby from Polar Express, and said baby's pasty eyes. Kind of an aquatic theme.
trash meet can
I am 37 and understand hooking up to be screwing around but not exclusive. That requires explanation to my 45 yo husbandErgo enty is vetween 37 and 45 yo
Disgusting…I don't know more for who though.
I totally agree
Miley is such trash. Jason can do so much better.
On what planet does hooking up make you a couple? Back in my day, I had lots of hookups and few boyfriends (by comparison). Hooking up is just hooking up. He's on fire right now, what would he mess with that rachet chick?
Good for her is she snagged Leto for a quickie
She's a little old for his taste. Or so I've read on here.
Has everyone seen the pics of Miley finger banging on stage?
SFW, but sexual in nature.
Surely you aren't naive enough to believe that? Ever heard about Ozzy biting bats' heads off? Nothing isn't planned by Miley. And she's NOT hooking up w Leto. They've hung out, but he's a free bird.
Yep to what Enty said.
Guess someone was bored and made this one up. Or Miley's people think it's time for her to sign a new contract.