Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine's Day Couples

Back in the day I used to spend Valentine's Day predicting which new celebrity couples would still be together next year. I think it is time to bring that tradition back and take a look at new couples who are celebrating their first Valentine's Day together and what their future looks like to have a second day together in 2015.

Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting - Hard to believe they have not spent a Valentine's Day together yet even though they are married. Split for sure before next year.

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn - Too hard for Sean to resist the call of strippers, escorts and chain smoking and Charlize's son will get in the way of all that. Split by next year.

Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long - History dictates that Amanda doesn't usually date for very long but that is because guys usually cheat on her. Justin won't cheat and he loves her dog so they will still be together.

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo - If she can put up with the cheating then they have a good chance. If not, they won't make it.

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg- Tough one. Jenny cycles through guys pretty quickly. Donnie is a nice guy but loves women a lot and is surrounded by women who would love to be with him. I will give them the benefit of the doubt and have them together next year.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn- Are they still together? No chance for 2015.

Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego - Another married couple similar to Ryan and Kaley. Secret split before next year.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - She won't let go.

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross - If she is pregnant they will be together. If not, they will split.

Chad Michael Murray and Nicky Whelan - He cheated to be with her. Will he do it again before next year?

Mia Wasikowska and Jesse Eisenberg - Cranky guy who is insecure. Probably not together.

Emma Watson and Matt Janney - He is a rebound guy. Probably not going to make it.

44 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Congrats Justin and Amanda! 1 out of 12 chance is what Enty gives you

rikkitikkitavi said...

justin long in jeepers creepers. he was cheated out of that oscar

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

LOL @TTM No kidding!!

SecretTorture said...

I didn't even know Zoe Saldana got married

sandybrook said...

Bitchy Enty is here today figgers she would get Valentines Day because she has no plans.

Stepforded said...

When I heard that Kaley had bought Khloe Kardashian's house, my first thought was that I hope she's invested in some white sage and smudging sticks to shoo the bad juju out. I don't watch 'Big Bang Theory' and here, '2 Broke Girls' follows it. I always thought she was the blonde one off '2 Broke Girls' for some reason ...

I have to disagree about the prediction for Sean and Charlize - I think she might be the one to change him. They've known each other as friends for years, and she's not as sweet and innocent as she looks, so they could be a good match.

Donnie deserves a medal for putting up with Jenny. She has a big mouth and bad judgment (case in question: siding with Brandi Glanville on a few things recently).

I'd love Leo to settle down with Margot Robbie. She's quite feisty - not just an attractive wallflower type that he usually goes for - and the chemistry would be electric.

That Jesse Eisenberg guy is awful. I don't know who in their right mind would date him.

I think Amber will break Johnny's heart.

Ray Nicolet said...

Someone is totes jelly this morning. You should enroll in jelly school, you'd fit in well Ent.

Susan said...

Ooooh. Now this is a brilliant post.

Jenny McCarthy was on Watch What Happens Live this week with Brandi Glanville and she actually didn't annoy me. I think she and Donnie make sense - Both were huge in the early 90s and now kinda have a rebirth in their careers. I think they have a shot at it.

Adam Levine and his model - She's probably loving the money and the title of being his piece, so she'll probably embrace all that drama and stick around.

Charlize and Sean Penn - HORRIFYING. Particularly how frequently they roll through fast-food drive-thrus. Oh to be an assistant of these two. I am dying to know the truth.

Johnny Depp and Amber - Johnny's midlife crisis is taking forever. Always thought he was soul mates with Kate Moss.

Bruce Jenner said...

Happy Valentine's Day to everybody! I'm gonna spend some time with my kids, fly my new helicopter, and watch the Olympics. My idea of a perfect day.

I see lots of my daughters crushes on here, but I wont be that dad and embarrass them.

KhloeK said...

So rude! Kaley and her husband are so happy, you can see it in person! I used part of my $mil & 1/2 profit and took them out to dinner.

Olivia Black said...

Hey Bruce! Be my Valentine?!?! Couples that will stay together - Kim and Kayne of course;-)
I'm pulling for Justin and Amanda. They look totally sweet and happy together. Another couple I'm pulling for - Ruth Wilson and Jude Law. Just shown together again. Love them.

Sunshine said...

Hey Bruce. Nice man- boobs.

Renoblondee said...

I love Justin and Amanda. So cute.

Henriette said...

I still can't believe Charlize and Penn. I lost all respect for her with getting involved with him;she's got BAD taste in men.

TalksTooMuch said...

You hear that, JAS? You still gotta shot!

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Emma Watson and Matt Janney - He is a rebound guy. Probably not going to make it.

Never mind "rebound," I have a hunch he may be a hireling.

The only time they've been seen together was in a very suspicious "papped on the beach" event a week after pictures her ex, Will Adamowicz, with what appeared to be little packages of some sort of serious drugs, appeared in the press.

She's been caught at airports on her way to various beaches in the past few years, but the last time she was papped on a beach was in November of 2009 in Jamaica, so she clearly knows how to go out in a swimsuit without being photographed.

When this year's beach shots were published in a British tabloid, they were described as being "on a Caribbean beach." A British tabloid respecting their privacy so much they didn't even name the frigging island they were on??? (It was Antigua, btw.) What, the paparazzo didn't know what country he was in?

The only explanation I can think of is that she made a deal with the Daily Sun for those pictures to establish distance from Adamowicz in case the drug thing blew up into a major scandal.

There's no reason she couldn't set a thing like that up with her real BF, but, I just don't get the feeling he meets her standards. In a couple of the pap shots on the beach, he's copping a feel. Even if we pretend to believe they were unaware of the photographer, they were on a beach in front of a lot of complete strangers. A guy who fondles her tits in public isn't a great fit with Watson's usual public reticence about her love life.

__-__=__ said...

Glad you brought back this tradition! Enjoyed this post!!

Charlize will be lucky of she escapes unscathed!

BeckyMae said...

Bwahahaaa! But she's a lot of fun, right? I kinda love this Enty...

Violet said...

Wow JAS. You are very invested in Emma and her relationships.

Enty hates Kaley's husband with a passion. I foresee 50 happy years ahead for them.

crila16 said...

I know Justin Long's brother. Really nice guy. They are a normal family. Amanda seems sweet (though maybe not to work with...who knows). I think they will last.

BeckyMae said...

double plus one to all that Stepforded! Charlize is not sweet and innocent but nor is she a cnut, like many in Hollywood.
I love, love, loved Margot Robbie's interview where she admitted she had a plan and a goal and she stuck to it to get to where she is now. Refreshing and real.... which is probably why Will Smith loves her!

Eros said...

Body language isnt good in that photo. They almost seem like though they are close in proximity that they are leaning away from each other. Probably had a fight before coming to the event.

Marieeee said...

Behati and Adam have a very open relationship. I'm not in their group of friends, but I'm in a group that is friends with them. That whole group is very open to each other. There's about 12 of them that are basically all sleeping together, regardless of the persons sex.

Sarah said...

She married some loser artist, he wears a Britney pony- bun.
I saw photos of her reading him the riot act on a New York street, they've only been married a few months, so I guess the honeymoon is OVER

Sarah said...

Kaley needs more than a smudge stick to get rid of the Kardashian juju, she better get hospital grade disinfectant.

Simon said...

How about Anniston and Justin? I say no

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Violet: In Emma? You betcha. In her relationships... Well, I'm concerned that she's treated well and not demeaned, but since I know she's not in the market to be a married middle-aged fat guy's bit o' crumpet on the side, I'm more just sort of interested in how she's reported on in the press.

Marieeee said...

Also, blah blah blah Emma Watson blah blah (Just trying to stay consistent, guys!)

erika christine said...

pshh i'd be surprised if charlize and sean last through the summer

Olivia Black said...

Marieee - I was waiting for you to chime in. Come on, give us the dirt! ;-)

Bruce Jenner said...

I'm not trying to be mean, but as a father of young girls you've really put a lot of thought into her relationships. I'm glad its not directed at Kendall and Kylie.

PotPourri said...

Jenny is a big mouth dumb bunny, so if you can ignore that, she's beautiful and very f**kable for him, so yeah.

Justin Long is a puppy dog himself.

Behati...run baby, run!

warmislandsun said...

I'm sure she has a date with ben and jerry.

Tammy said...

As much as it gags me to think of it, I think Pean and Charlize may go for awhile.

She's a smoker and is probably more than happy to have threesomes, so he can have his cake and eat it, too, literally. And I don't see why her baby would be affected by this at all.


He totally repulses me, but if they're both happy, I wish them well.

auntliddy said...

Simon, was coming in here to say same. I think they already broke up just havent had to announce it yet. I dont think asslee and ross boy will be together much longer, even if she does get pregnant. Now kets predict unexpected, nfw split. I'll say hanks and rita wilson. I wld say spielberg and kate, but no one will ever pry her bony claws off steven!

Sherry said...

I like Justin and Amanda too and she's been hurt by cheatin' men in the past. I think they're a good match.

Jacq said...

I don't mind a little of that on V-Day! Lol

Seven of Eleven said...

Wow. Watch your back, Emma, and maybe look into getting a Taser when you're in the States.

Moni said...

I love this break down of everyone. Need to take bets on who will breakup first and how it will all go down.
http://hatetosaytoldyouso.blogspot.com/2014/02/a-true-love-story-in-time-for-gag-day.html

Hegg said...

You also forgot to mention that Charlize also very much enjoys straying at her own will. They are just having a nice time with one another while it lasts.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Seven of Eleven, she has nothing to fear from me. My wife would kill me if I tried anything!

On the other hand, I almost wish that idiot troll really was BJ, so I could reply with: "Have you been keeping an eye on what Kendall's been up to lately?"

Dingle Barry said...

Enough with the Kaley hate. She is a smart young gal with a good head on her shoulders, she does H-Town the long term way. Who cares if they married "soon"? Who is to say when the time is right? How many long term dating scenarios go tits-up after a few months of marriage. It has more to do with commitment and character than #of days together. I love Kaley, so back off!

CDAN Reader said...

+1

mcmama said...

I find Kaley Cuoco incredibly annoying, but I won't throw shade at anyone for a quickie marriage. I eloped with my husband after a week. Almost six years now and no one thought we'd make it a month.