There is no way in hell I'm reading that much text about Lyndsay Lohan. Too early..not enough coffee…definitely not enough interest.
Enty ate some of Bee Haven's red velvet, community service cupcakes.
I was going to finish reading this but my phone rang.
geez Louise so you got home really lte and started posting at 6am PDT go get some sleep!
Okay, so what you're saying is you think you're Chunk from Goonies?
"I might have to stand up and take off my shirt and shake my belly for candy"
Show me your Truffle Shuffle!
This is the cool kinda stuff that enty used to do a lot.
is the entry just one who's writing these or bunch ? because ppl have mention before there was another entry?
I'm surprised he only used the word literally twice.Don't watch the show, so enjoyed the recap.I don't get how these folks can watch the same scene over and over and still keep the same level of genuine laughter, though.
And then afterward, get a cool tattoo!
This did seem like OG Enty didn't it?
I was going to read it but my ADD kicked in and then a butterfly passed by….
I can't believe I actually read all of that
I have always loved Kat Dennings and think she doesn't get her due credit because of her voluptuous figure…….she is a very good actress
how much longer before the next Lilo meltdown220.127.116.11……
but obviously people are making $$$ off of her mess or she wouldn't keep getting these opportunities
Wiglet- that was fantastically funny.
I'm forbidden @ Seven!
I very much enjoyed that. It was definitely like original Enty. I'd even say it was.
Because this post was the length of a Vanity Fair article, I think you should spare us, oh, maybe five posts, later on. Thank you.
It's nice not to have to weed through run-on sentences or bitchy/bitter opinions. Thanks for posting OG Enty!
Speaking of adorbs, Kat Dennings.
F'n food dye.
Welcome back OE!
I read the whole. thing. I'm not surprised in the least that Lindsay sucked. I don't think anyone was surprised.
It was nice to have an actual insider post for a change instead of recycled daily mail articles. It was like the good old days.
thanks for the look behind the curtain
so Kat & Lilo are the same age
and the entitlement crown goes to..
Very interesting! Looking forward to the episode.
Is there a cliff notes version?
Wha…what did I miss?
Is this the orginal Enty?! Does any of this surprises anyone about LiLo though?
Kat is great, have meant her in person, & really no one else could get a word in edgewise around us, we both seem to have the same type smarta$$ sense of humour…and everything I've heard from those who have worked with her has been great.
This is Beth's first real acting gig, heard some stories about how she got…, I think she knows how lucky she is to have it & that she's replaceable on it, so will do everything she needs to so she doesn't lose it.
Jen, I've known for along time & she is so funny…don't let the dumb blond act fool you, she didn't get to where she is by being dumb.
short version – Enty saw LiLo record her part on Two Broke Girls and shockingly the entitled crackie acted just like an entitled crackie!
Remember when that was the big rumor about the OGs identity like 5 years ago
Don't care, won't watch her in ANYTHING….
Welcome back. Please stay a while.
Probably why she made sure people "saw" her reading her script at the club. GO.AWAY!!!
The DM has a "who I fucked in Hollywood List" by Blohan. Some of the names have been left blank, um, because the men are married! Funny how all of this comes out now that she has her stupid show on hOWN and her bit parts she cameos on!
Acting is hard yall!
STOP TRYING TO MAKE LINDSAY LOHAN HAPPEN. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
This did sound like and OG Enty. Welcome back.
As for Blohan, why on earth does this trick keep getting second chances while there are plenty of people who have never even gotten a first chance? Sad thing is, this will probably be a very highly rated episode, so it will probably happen again and again until she dies.
Valley. Of. The. Dolls.
Hmmm..I like our insiders here..AnnaBelle, LAWritergirl(or however she spells it) Misch(?), Hollywood Dime.
I can see that Kat Dennings would be great fun. She seems like it. So maybe the story is real about Beth?
Frankly I don't like the way they deliver their lines. I don't doubt they are professionals and I blame the line read on the directors. I have liked Kat in other things sio know it's not her.
As for Lindsay…(Yes I read this whole thing)not surprised that she wasn't even ready to tape. So many people would want her job. Why she still has one well..Look these people hired her. Crazy.
BTW what does OG mean?
My head hurts. Can't we have a Lindsey free month again?
OG / Original Gangster (the first)
I remember Perez Hilton on Howard talking about when he did his guest spot on Glee with her. Everyone in the cast referred to her as 'That Girl' becuase she held up production so long with being late and all her mistakes so filming went over and they were stuck on set an extra day then expected.
I'm sure Lindsay will expect her own sitcom now. Good luck with that.
Sherry, I take OG to mean original.
There's a popular theory amongst posters hereabouts that the fellow who started this blog no longer writes it, but that it is instead written by one or more replacements, possibly of variable skill and literacy.
As with the material given in the stories and blinds, you can believe as much of that as you want to.
So happy to see the prime Enty writing, even if it's about Lohan. Welcome back!!
My theory is that he still writes a few entries here and there, especially the big blind item of the day (the one that has a title, not just a number).
The other entries are basically:- something something married singer something cheater = Robin Thicke- something something Oscar winner/nominee something something cheater and/or drunk (plus sometimes ex) = Ben Affleck (+ Jennifer Lopez)- something something former tweener something drugs something small peen = Justin Bieber- something something A-list rapper and douchebag something something gay = Kanye West- something something A-list "rapper" something something gay = P. Diddy- something something A-list actress Oscar winner/nominee something something mean woman = Gwyneth Paltrow- something something former A-list mostly TV actress now B-list mostly movie something something she's a bitch = Katherine Heigl- something something former B-list film actress something drugs something escort = Tara Reid- something something former A-list mostly TV actress with A+ name recognition something escort = Pamela Anderson- something A-list tweener on TV sexually molested and dating a guy three times her age = any actress on Nickelodeon
Should I go on?
great story Enty, love the behind the scenes scoop.
I was in the audience for a pilot game show that got picked up – it is really hard as an audience to fake enthusiasm for hours on end.
OG = original gangstaOP = original poster etc
Love the post More please. No surprise here, any talent she may have had has been completely ruined by the brain damage she has done to herself with boozed and drugs. She so far gone, I doubt she can ever get back And I hate to give up on people.
oh, as for constant speculation as to how many Entys there are, who is writing today etc, I will relay a story. My father was a custodian in a administrative office for the school board, so plenty of women working in bldg. I used to take my little boy to visit him during the day So one day, we are walking around, showing off the amazing baby, lol, and one woman said, "I'm freezing! Could you adjust the thermometer?" "Sure", says me dad. Another office, another woman says, " I'mm so warm! Please lower the thermostat!" "Sure " says me dad. Out of hearing of the woman, I said, "Man, that must be a pain, changing temp all day". "oh, I never touch it." says me dad. Later, walking out, one of the women says "THank you, I feel so much better now!". Make of that what you will.
*****Here are the Cliff Notes for anyone not wanting to read ALL that****Enty has friends in mediocre places.Enty has low-brow taste in television.Lindsay is a dunce that partys too much and can't remember her lines.Lindsay needs to lay off the botox and fillers.Lindsay aint what she use to be.****The End****
I just learned what "TL;DR" meant today – yes, I'm a bit behind the times. I had to ask our paralegal at work. But now I have a representative example to forever remind me.
I love Kat Dennings. She is amazing and hilarious, and I'd like her to be my best friend. Beth Behrs I just don't find funny at all. Every week we watch the show, and my husband is always like, "she's so annoying!"
Aww. I miss Original Enty. Get rid of the enterns and go back to writing all of the posts! Or at least get an entern who can structure a proper sentence. I'll do it!
@Derek-I've got friends in low places too, you know what though, you learn the most from them..you learn what people are really like…My Grandma used to like to say "Someone who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person".
This makes me miss Enty from the days of yore.
I loved this post and it absolutely did sound like the original Enty. Welcome back and please stay a while.
Not surprised that this is how Lindsay would act. I watched about 20 minutes of her stupid Oprah show and had to turn it off.
Thanks for the explanation. Never could put it together.
OMG. I laughed my head off all through this great description!! Very interesting, I thought. I've never been on a sit-com or movie set. Hooray for Enty!
Beth was a nanny for a network executive & had an affair with him, she got this show as a pay off to shut up…if you look at her IMDB she really only had small roles/extra work before 2 Broke Girls.
Yup that's what I heard too AnnaBelle. At least she got a long running show. Let's see how her career goes after this one ends. Hey lesser "starts" have happened right? cough cough Denise Richards cough cough..
She's pretty, she's blonde, but a dime a dozen in Hollywood…after 2 Broke Girls is done, Beth will most likely go to Lifetime Movies for Women & Hallmark Channel, unless she gets her claws into someone more famous than her like Jen Garner or Jada Pinket
The whole "just a paycheck" attitude is why I would never hire Lilo as a whore. The only way to have a good session with her would be a straight sex for coke trade and you would have to be a miser with it, making her jump through hoops for each line.
Actually read the whole thing and THIS was a well-written post. Thank you Enty, enjoyed it
Also, I love Kat Dennings. That is all.
Loved the insider stuff. Makes me not want to be in a studio audience.
This post was almost as good as Enty's I hung out with Mena Suvari last night article.
You're allowed to have food in studio audience tapings now?
Anytime you see something on the internets you don't understand just run it through google or urban dictionary, you don't have to suffer the embarrassment of actually asking anyone. I didn't get TL;DR the first time I saw it either, but Google pulls up just about everything now. Heck, you can even ask it why some people say internets or interwebz (ironically) and it will tell you.
Please come back and stay real Enty, we miss you
2,873 words, according to MS Word. Seriously, does anyone think a lawyer has time to write all this shit?
His all-consuming hatred of her borders on sickness. She must have turned him down for the Fuck List.
Good post, Enty!I love Jennifer Coolidge. I can't even.
I read this entire thing and it seems that this person feels entitled because she doesn't see anything different. I mean, she got a standing ovation? For what? She'll keep taking acting jobs away from talented unknowns who are working so hard to break into the business, and that's a damn shame.
She probably only wanted to do the show because she heard that in restaurants, people leave money lying around on tables.
I'm shocked he got out of the taping so early. When I went to those things, they lasted sometimes up until 1 am.
The blog & comments here are freakin hilarious. Even linked to ROL! Ah, like the good old days…
Beth Behrs ?@BethBehrs 2mThis article isn't true. I second @OfficialKat . @lindsaylohan was kind to everyone, professional and knew her shit.
Kat Dennings ?@OfficialKat 8mThis article is complete bullshit. Lindsay was prepared, sweet to everyone, & professional. Not nice to spread lies.
Now that this story has made national media's attention, I am sad I didnt have a larger presence in the comments.
@Kat: loved them cell phone titty pixxx of yours. Any chance you can post some snaps of yer dumper?
@Lilo: Where is Ali imprisoned? Cant you chain yer pop in that basement, so we dont have to hear from him?
@Beth: if this story is false, then is the blind item about how you got yer job true?
I happened to be in the audience as well on this day and, funny, I remember it very different than the author of this blog who seem to have a huge chip on his shoulder. I'm not a newbie myself, I work in the industry good 30 years now (behind the camera) and have seen thousands of actors.
Just 2 things our author didn't quite get: a) the writers constantly changed lines – so what the frigg is he talking about that he as well as the rest of the audience would know the lines by hart – when they were changed for every take. What bull.
The other thing: Lindsay couldn't talk because she was so full of botox or what have you…? That's again something you might have been the only one seeing that. It's just not true. What's your agenda full knowingly writing stuff like that?
There's more but really, you pretend to be oh so familiar with everybody and such an 'insider' when in reality you just lie and suck.
Everyone in Nashville knows the 2Broke Bims set was all kittens and unicorns. Why one time Lindsay farted on set and a rainbow emanated from her blow hole and lit up the room.
Kat said, "More like a pot of COAL at the end of THAT rainbow."
And Lindsay replied in a raspy whisper, "If you knew how much gold that thing earned this year, you'd have my mom pimp yours out too, Sweet Tits," and everyone laughed and giggled.
Then a crew member mopped the cum off the floor from under Linds and they started another take.
DISCLAIMER–This post is a parody of a PR Shill and in no way based on actual events or facts. The sole exception being Kat Dennings' tits are sweet, visually of course, as I can't attest to their actual flavor.
What about Evil Dave? He was there too.
This DOES sound like OG Enty from days of olde/era before my size-2 flared jeans became tight & then unzippable. Halleluyah!
Sorry to those who responded with snores, but I've missed these long, opinionated OG-style posts. At times the blog had a disappointingly small # of new entries due to OG time constraints, or the simple fact that little of interest was happening.
But that was OK. The writing style had a consistently distinctive, personal voice. His takes on current major gossip were as much his own as Michael K's (OG Enty once gave me a huge case of smiles with an MK "Ma Boo" shout-out).
The posts from his own sources, & the anecdotes about high/low points in his past as a junior ent-law flunky babysitting troublesome clients more than made up for the days when he was too busy to post much. Things started getting snoozy for me after the guest blogging Friends were recruited & usually provided little more than filler.
I also miss the time when CDAN posted almost NO "Reality Star" sh*t; had a unique, concise writing style (even with the typos–a pity legal proofreaders charge too much for checking blogs, tho & the pages were almost never glutted with bland junk recycled from Radar or TMZ (already covered by the Daily Mail US goss section).
So yes; may we have some more, sir?
PS: Maybe so many women in Hollywood have stuffed their faces & bodies with plastic, juvederm, 'tox, &c, that it starts to look normal–'cause IMO, Lohan wrecked her looks more with premature cosmetic treatments than by overindulgence in booze, adderall, & blow. Her next career move ought to be an audition for a Real Housewife series. They all look pretty similar…
"You know when you go to some type of event that requires a lot of yelling or screaming and you can barely speak. Combine that with a three pack a day habit and botox and see how well you do…." Jesus, I hope you don't get paid to write this shit. You sound like than a 12 year old girl. Here's what I would've written: "Lindsey Lohan is in an upcoming Epi of 2BG, but I saw this show live and she sucked."That would've fit on Twitter! For someone you loathe you sure do love talking about her, that free press to a girl like Linds.