Friday, March 21, 2014

A To D List - The Rankings - Part Eleven

Robbie Williams – Foreign born former A list entertainer(singer) who tries to be A list on his own but really needs his former group to pull it off.
Robert De Niro- Permanent A list mostly movie actor who sometimes looks like he is cashing paychecks now and not so worried about the role or his legacy.
Rooney Mara – B+ list mostly movie very wealthy actress who definitely had A list commitment to a recent role.
Rose Byrne – B list mostly television actress who everyone knows by her face but not by name.
Rose Huntington-Whitely- C+ list mostly movie actress who is more well known because of her action star boyfriend than her career.
Russell Brand- Foreign born A list entertainer(comedian) who has dabbled in movies and done great in supporting roles and crappy in lead roles.
Ryan O'Neal- Former A list mostly movie actor who is in top 5 for worst celebrity parent/boyfriend of all-time. How many lives can one person ruin?
Ryan Reynolds- Former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a one note A list mostly movie actor who might just be more controlling than BAG.
Ryan Seacrest- A list everything who works harder than almost anyone in the business but needs to be honest with the world.
Salma Hayek- B list mostly movie actress who has her A list years. Lots of them. Another actress who is enjoying cashing those quick comedy paychecks rather than working on a tough role.
Scarlett Johannsen- A- list mostly movie actress who is always hovering right at that A-/B+ level and is an Academy Award winner/nominee
Selena Gomez – Former A list tweener who is having as much ptrouble staying sober as she is making good decisions about her boyfriends.
Selma Blair- Former B list mostly movie actress turned failed B list mostly television actress. Her look and her name keep her higher on the list than she probably deserves.
Seth Macfarlane- A list everything kind of guy who does a little of this and a little of that and chances are you have heard him or seen him or watched his stuff.
Seth Rogen- Barely hanging on to A list mostly movie comic actor who had a great run until the whole scene in a movie that kind of stalled his career.
Shakira- Foreign born A list entertainer(singer) who kind of got lucky not to be tagged with a homewrecker label.
Sharon Stone – Former A+ list mostly movie actress who is trying her hand at television now. After her big break she slowly has slid down to B and would drop lower if not for her name.
Shia LaBeouf- A list mostly movie actor who loves his booze as much as his mom.
Sienna Miller – B- list mostly movie actress who has shown more talent sleeping with husbands than acting.
Sigourney Weaver – Former A list mostly movie actress who has stayed in the A list range for decades and has played multiple roles but known best for one.
Sylvester Stallone- Former A+ list mostly movie actor who will always be an A lister and is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. Just when you think his best days are behind him he finds another franchise.
Sir Patrick Stewart – Former A list mostly television actor who has embraced social media unlike many others his age.
Sofia Coppola – B+ list movie director who was A list and then got carried away with how important she thought she was. Plus that one director crushed her heart.
Steve Martin- Permanent A list mostly movie actor who got his start at the start of this long running network show and has had his best days but people have said that before about him.
Steven Tyler- Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who loves women almost as much as he loves back pills.

40 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Okay, I absolutely love that SIR Patrick Stewart is shown his respect :)

LottaColada said...

Sir Patrick Stewart! Sorry Paul McCartney

TalksTooMuch said...

That makes me a little sad about Sofia Coppola

And not pulling any punches on the Ryan Reynolds, is he?

skipper said...

@TalksTooMuch

Punching Reynolds, as usual!!
Call Enty Ryan!

Derek Harvey said...

Love Sofia Coppola movies! The director is either her ex-husband Spike Jonze or Quentin Tarantino..

Leekalicious said...

Hahahaha@ Sienna Miller

Tru said...

Why was Julia Roberts omitted from these lists? Wouldn't she have been on the "J's"?

AndrewBW said...

Compiled Rankings at:

A To D List Rankings

VIPblonde said...

Happy FFF, y'all!

Robbie Williams

Vintage DeNiro, with a side of Depardieu

Russell Brand

O'Neal Butt

Ryan Reynolds

Seth Rogen

Shia LeBeouf

Sylvester Stallone

Sir Patrick Stewart

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LooseSeal said...

Where is my boyfriend Ryan Gosling on this list?

MM said...

Not too familiar with Seth Rogan's work. What movie scene stalled his career?

Thomas Fisher said...

So Shia LaBeouf is A list for Enty while Cate Blanchett or Jodie Foster are B list in his book.

So being an asshole with limited acting talent who was in a meney making mashine franchise >>> 2 of the best actresses of our time.

This whole rating system totally make sense. Oh wait.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh VIP you are truly the best. For Patrick Stewart alone. You made it so

Violet said...

@VIP I should have known better than to look but Russell Brand has quite ruined my Friday.

Tru said...

AndrewBW - Thanks for the compiled list, but wouldn't Roberts be somewhere around Juliana Margulies and Julia-Louis Dreyfuss? Not there!

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Why isn't Patrick Stewart labelled "foreign born"?

s.breezy29 said...

What are they referring to with Seth Rogen??

Lou said...

What? When was Ryan Reynolds ever A+? He's had one bomb after another. How can he be A+ and Ralph Fiennes be just a B?

This list makes no sense.

sugarbread maker said...

poor sofia coppola. did she have a thing with Quentin?/ ooh gross. who was the famous person spike cheated on her with? camron diaz??

caroline david said...

Scarlett johanson never was nod and her ex husband Ryan Reynoldsnever was A+ list or even A list

Derek Harvey said...

Sugarbread---yeah it WAS Cameron!--Just googled it! Thats ironic considering the last Cam post...

Ray Nicolet said...

Seth made that Green Hornet movie and it was not very good.

N. Twinkie said...

Robbie Williams is not A list.

S said...

Scarlett has never been nominated for an Oscar and is lucky to hover around B+ since she can't carry a movie and is usually a supporting character.

gr8p said...

Sir Patrick Stewart is not former A list, he IS A list and Russel Brand is not A List.

rajahcat said...

ahhh poor Sofia--the Spike Jonze heartbreak

Sienna does have some talent though....may not be a nice person or trustworthy around your man though

rajahcat said...

ugg Russell

Ryan looking good.......

Maria said...

Why on EARTH Queen Robin Wright is not on this list?

Alvin said...

ORRRRR Sandra Bullock

shopgirl said...

On what planet is Ryan Reynolds A? And don't get me started on Shia. All the members of my family & most of my friends have No Idea who these guys are. And I'm extremely sorry I've heard of them.

keetz4 said...

Thanks AndrewBW.

Having lived in LA, I understand enty's rating system. While I don't agree with his Cate Blanchett rating, esp after winning an Oscar, I see how he got to it. She's been gone for 6 years, lives in Sydney, not LA or NY, does it her way, etc. The studios don't like it when the talent is that independent.

So for enty, actors like Streep or Deniro are permanent A's because they have a body of work to back them up. Everyone else...........you are only as good as your last film or teevee event.

Maria said...

@Keetz4 So it's safe to say that this ratings are based on what the studios think about artist and NOT about they're are perceived by the public opinion? So everything is about bankability and nothing else matters? That's sad in the first place, and maybe way too much subjective.

Maria said...

@Keetz4 So it's safe to say that this ratings are based on what the studios think about artist and NOT about they're are perceived by the public opinion? So everything is about bankability and nothing else matters? That's sad in the first place, and maybe way too much subjective.

0_0 said...

Duh!
Seriously.

Fred66 said...

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is an A-list model, period. I wouldn't even think of her as an actress, she's only been in one movie.

Fred66 said...

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is an A-list model, period. I wouldn't even think of her as an actress, she's only been in one movie.

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