Thursday, March 20, 2014

A To D List - The Rankings - Part Nine

Mickey Rourke – Former A list mostly movie actor who some think was probably an A+ lister. Definitely an A+ lister when it comes to being a jerk to women. A career resurgence has led to his increased use of botox and other hormones.
Mila Kunis- B+ list mostly movie actress who got her fame from a hit network television show. She could be A list if she would work more.
Miley Cyrus – A list entertainer(singer) who was forced upon the world by a stage mom and dad who then forced us to watch her be an A list tweener for years.
Mira Sorvino- B list mostly movie actress who is a very good actress who makes really bad choices when it comes to movies and certain personal decisions.
Miranda Cosgrove – Former A list tweener from one of the bigger tweener shows of the last decade and now looking to break into the real acting world.
Molly Ringwald – Former A list mostly movie actress who will forever be an A+ lister to those of a certain age and time who wanted her to be their best friend.
Moon Zappa- Former C+ list mostly movie actress offspring who had an acting career as long as her singing career and one of the best names ever given to a child.
Naomi Campbell- A list model turned reality star who has a temper problem
Naomi Watts – Foreign born almost A list mostly movie actress who caught a bad break with a role this year but is an amazing actress even though she doesn’t have the best choice in best friends.
Nathan Fillion – A list mostly television actor from a long running network show who every woman wants to take home. Maybe not take home to their parents but wants to take home.
Neil Patrick Harris- A list at nearly everything he does. The definition of bringing a career back from the dead.
Nicolas Cage – A list mostly movie actor who has better luck with movies than with his hair.
Nicole Kidman – Hanging on by a thread to A list mostly movie actress who has A+ list name recognition and interesting choices when it comes to significant others.
Noah Cyrus – C list celebrity offspring and hopeful that her A list sister will get her a job.
Norman Reedus – A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who drinks way more than is good for him and will probably end up in rehab or jail at some point in the next year.
Olivia Munn- B list mostly television actress who gets a lot of work and not all of it based on her good looks. She can act and is on a hit pay cable show.
Olivia Newton-John – Former A list mostly movie actress/singer who has a big mystery in her life.
Oprah- A list everything who is finding life after talk shows is not all that easy.
Owen Wilson- A list mostly movie actor who has one character he brings out in every movie but knows his limitations and does great with it.
Ozzy Osbourne – Former A list entertainer(singer) who is trying to be remembered as that and not a reality star.
P Diddy- A list producer/entertainer/everything guy who has a lot of famous exes and a lot of kids and a whole lot of secrets.
Paris Hilton- Former A+ list celebrity turned A list reality star turned A- list celebrity people are starting to think of fondly because of the Kardashians.
Paris Jackson – Troubled B list celebrity offspring who hopefully gets to live her life in peace away from her family.
Patton Oswalt – A list entertaine(comedian)/B list actor who is brilliant and doesn’t get enough credit.
Paul Giamatti – B list mostly movie actor who can play any role other than being friendly.

44 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

well I can definitely sleep better at night knowing what ranking Moon Zappa is....

TalksTooMuch said...

Oooh, wait, is that shade at Paul Giamatti?? I loved him in Sideways, always seemed to be a righteous dude

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Derek, right?!?! Oh my Gawd! Moon Zappa...wow

LottaColada said...

I need to know Paul Rudd's rating. Grrrrrr.

Renoblondee said...

Moon Unit gets a spot? Erm

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Can someone tell me how the list happened? Why? I haven't reached that part of the thread. Is one of the Entys pissed?

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

I want to read 'P. Diddy's Secrets'. Better yet, watch the Lifetime movie.

VIPblonde said...

The lists are BS. One of the other Enties clocked Mila Kunis as A list

sugarbread maker said...

Soooooo he saying munn. Is a great actress and Joel kinnaman. Didn't Get A Ranking. Haha. Enty has a crush.

FSP said...

That was over a year ago VIP. These are new!

sugarbread maker said...

He likes little boys. He turned usher and has had beiber. Lots of little boys get paid off. Hollywood street king has a lot of the gossip on puffy

Derek Harvey said...

C'mon guys- Moon Zappa sang on the song Valley Girl in 1982. lol. Like Oh My God gag me with a spoon!

WareCat said...

So, we have Moon but not Ahmet.
Aight.

N. Twinkie said...

Why would Noah Cyrus even be on this list??

Kimba said...

Enty, are you for reals! These lists are certifiably ridiculous at this point. Will have to continue to randomly guess blindly.
Hi Orvilla! Lots to catchup on.....the list is looooong.

rajahcat said...

absolutely no to the Paris rating

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

LOVE Valley Girl! Deborah Foreman so adorable.

Kimba, true that.

rajahcat said...

Hilton

VIPblonde said...

@FSP ;)

Pip Squeak said...

Gottit. Owen Wilson is A, but Cate Blanchett is B. That makes sense to somebody else. Blanchett has opened movies, has two Oscars, three Screen Actor's Guild Awards, and is a fabulous, beautiful actress of stage and film. She has explored her craft (not being pretentious) across several genres. She rocks. She's definitely opened movies, theaters, and TV shows.

All I remember about Owen is - is he the one with the funny nose? Who's never won anything?

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Moon Zappa? The only alive Zappa I care about is the dude who voiced Duckman.


Miranda Cosgrove: actress from one of the bigger tweener shows of the decade. That Drake and the fat dude shit was that successfull? It sucked hard. At least gave us Miranda.


Yes, Miley was forced upon the world, not that she likes to be known or something.

Noah Cyrys is a female? And her name is the one from that dude with the animals?

msgirl said...

No way is Nic Cage still A.

Once again these rating shows the mind set of the Enty that is more about popularity and inclusion in the gossip scene than actual talent and credibility in the industry. As evidenced by giving any celebrity an A rating and notching them higher than entertainers.

But now we know for sure which should aid in blind guesses.

fancyscreenname said...

@Derek...HA!
.....

Enty it's Moon UNIT Zappa. A name that awesome should always b listed in its entirety.

Pip Squeak said...

@TTM: Agreed. Paul Giamatti was awesome in Sideways. He's a character actor who sometimes, well, once, got the lead and carried it. Every time I see him he is a great actor and impossible to ignore. Very PSH-esque.

Karen said...

I don't know why I'm bothering. @Kermit (seriously, could your name be longer and more annoying?) Miranda Cosgrove was the star of iCarly after the Drake & Josh show. That was the huge show.

Anna Belle said...

Paul's got a little chip on his shoulder...actors who aren't the pretty ones often do...he feels like he has to work twice as hard..."always a bridesmaid never a bride" is usually what I think of with this types

Anna Belle said...

Oprah's prob is her ego...if she took her own advice & step back from things & looked of her life & business objectively she could really turn things around...she still thinks she Oprah she can do everything & anything

TalksTooMuch said...

I was gonna say the same thing, fancy. Make sure all the craziness is in there

TalksTooMuch said...

I was thinking PSH-ish too, PipSqueak. Small, inhabited roles.

I know whatcha mean, Anna Belle

Hanwi said...

I thought Parasite has been lately described as a C lister, which is closer to truth these days. No way is she A list anything despite the name recognition.

Anna Belle said...

@TTM-Paul is actually a nice guy when you get to know him

AndrewBW said...

Compiled ratings are here:

A to D List Rankings

Gayeld said...

"Nathan Fillion – A list mostly television actor from a long running network show who every woman wants to take home. Maybe not take home to their parents but wants to take home."

True Facts.

TalksTooMuch said...

Gayeld, I totally agree but my parents would LOVE it if I brought Nathan Filion home, big Firefly fans

Seven of Eleven said...

Nathan Fillion? I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE FOR CAPTAIN HAMMER!

@Pip, loved Sideways! I went to a wedding that was held at the same house where Jack got married. It was surreal!

Linda K said...

If I brought Nathan home, it would be a free-for-all between my mother, my sister, my best friend and me. Poor dear wouldn't know what hit him.

Tara said...

I'm surprised that Fillion is suspected of not being a parent-friendly type. He's on Castle, which is 40 and older television. He's never had a big public scandal - he's pretty private and does a lot to engage with longtime collaborators and longtime fans. Does he have a reputation I'm not aware of?

lazyday603 said...

No Olivia Wilde and Mila Kunis a B+? Forbes has Kunis as the 9th highest grossing actress in film. Are there more than 8 actresses with A ratings?

"Mila Kunis - $11 million - Kunis debuts on our list this year thanks to two huge films. Ted and Oz: The Great and Powerful earned a combined $1 billion at the global box office."

Nancy said...

@Tara, I think the comment about Nathan Fillion refers to do the fact the women would like to do things to him that their parents probably don't want to know about.

Renoblondee said...

@Kermit That would be Icarly that was so successful. Not Drake and Josh.

Thomas Fisher said...

No Natalie Portman or Oliva Wilde? ALthough I'm a bit happy about the latter, because I bet this Enty would've written something negative about her.

And Olivia Munn can act? That's news to me. She was HORRIBLE in the Daily Show.

Pip Squeak said...

@TTM: I go to all the trouble of describing Giamatti as PSH-esque and you correct it to -ish? What the fook kind of Canadian are you?

jk

Still mad as hell at the Cate Blanchett B rating vs. the Owen Wilson A rating. Cate has two acting Oscars and another four acting nominations. Owen has been only nominated for a screenplay, never for an Oscar for acting. In fact, he's been nominated for a Raspberry.

And can he really open stuff? Cate has headlined stuff (Blue Jasmine, Elizabeth, Veronica) and been a definite equal co-star on movies like Benjamin Button.

This rating system is pure sexism. Which the so-called Ice Queen addressed in her recent acceptance speech. She also used the f-word on live TV when someone pointed out to her that she was the first actor from Australia with two awards for acting. Her response was something like, and don't you effing forget it!

Yeah, ice queen. The woman is a superb actress, amazingly beautiful, manages a theatre company in Sydney, and manages to have a full life with a husband and kids. Ice queen? No way.

TalksTooMuch said...

Whoops, my bad, Pip!!

uberbaldy said...

Either Olivia Munn can act but is just horrible at comedy, plausible. Or she is putting some time in horizontal.