Monday, March 17, 2014

A To D List - Where They Rank - Part One

50 Cent – Former A+ list entertainer(rapper) who is now a B+ lister fighting to stay relevant.
Aaron Eckhart – A- list mostly movie actor who blew his chance at A+ listdom.
Adam Lambert – B list entertainer (singer) who got his start on that original reality talent competition
Adam Levine – A list entertainer (singer)/sometime reality star on A list network reality show.
Adele – Foreign born former A+ list entertainer(singer) who needs to make a record soon to keep A list status.
Adrienne Bailon- Former B+ list tweener who dabbles in reality television and has been in this space many times
Al Pacino – Permanent A list mostly movie actor and infrequent changer of clothes.
Alexander Skarsgard – B+ list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show
Alexis Bledel – Former A- list mostly television actress who has been struggling to find work since her long running television show ended.
Alicia Silverstone – B list mostly television actress/author who can’t ever get a series to last longer than a year.
Amber Heard- B list mostly movie actress who is more famous for who she dates than her acting.
Amy Adams – A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who is starting to get lost in the shuffle of actresses who look like her.
Amy Poehler – A- list mostly television actress from a long running lucky to be on the air network show.
Andrew Garfield – B+ list mostly movie actor who owes his fame to a superhero franchise.
Andy Samberg – B list mostly television actor on a barely renewed network show who got his start on a long running network hit.
AnnaLynne McCord- B- list mostly television actress who owes her fame to a now defunct almost network show and needs to get another big thing to avoid the C list fate of her cast mates.
Anne Hathaway – A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner/nominee everyone loves to hate.
Ariel Winter – B list mostly television actress from a hit network show who also has another gig that lets her shine a little more on her own.
Ashley Judd – B list actress offspring who everyone dislikes and has not seen her days of A list status in a long long time.
Ashley Tisdale – B- list mostly television actress who would be C list and not even on our radars if not for her former A list tweener status.
Ashton Kutcher- A list mostly television actor on a very long running hit network show who has no talent for movies
Bella Thorne – A list tweener actress who is going to need to show she can make it somewhere other than Disney to avoid becoming another Ashley Tisdale.
Benedict Cumberbatch – Foreign born B list mostly television actor who everyone thinks is gorgeous. The movie career of this actor is kind of on hold after destroying his first big chance.
Bethenny Frankel – Former B list reality star from an A list reality franchise who crashed and burned when sent out on her own.
Betty White – This B list mostly television actress from a long running cable show will always be A list in our hearts and minds thanks to some legendary roles.

72 comments:

Frufra said...

Oh my word. Comprehensive.

LottaColada said...

Betty White!

MISCH said...

where are the rest of the A's

FSP said...

What? NO Alyssa Milano??? Blasphemy! A++++

Chelle said...

This is an awesome cheat sheet!! :-)

(R)ed said...

How did Benedict Cumberbatch 'destroy his first big chance' ?

Folly said...

Do we really discuss 50 cent here?

FSP said...

"AnnaLynne McCord- B- list mostly television actress who owes her fame to a now defunct almost network show and needs to get another big thing to avoid the C list fate of her cast mates."

Say it ain't so!

N. Twinkie said...

I was curious about Ariana Grande, since we see her nonstop everyday.

FSP said...

...and where's Amber Tamblyn?

LottaColada said...

@FSP- I think I can see your head spinning.

Kno Won Uno said...

OK, this is a lot of work...and I LOVE IT! I'm copy/pasting it into a word doc at the office - added benefit of appearing productive.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@ (R) ed , I think Enty is blaming Cumberbatch for the failure of the Julian Assange movie. Personally, I don't like Cumberbatch and I don't like Assange, so in my world they can share blame. Maybe the inevitable Edward Snowden movie will do better. All the trendy people love Eddie.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Oh lordy. o_0

Leekalicious said...

Wow, thanks Enty, that is a hell of a lot of work!

Candyland said...

Good morning all! Ok, I'm saving all of these in a spreadsheet!!!

FSP said...

That obvious Lotta?

Nutty_Flavor said...

I must say that I agree with most of the ratings posted here.

It also helped me realize that Amy Adams and Jessica Chastain are two different people, which had never really occurred to me before.

Cary Gaul said...

Aaron Eckhart is A?

(R)ed said...

Oh thanks @Nutty_Flavor

Honey Badger said...

Alexander Skarsgard mostly TV? Not really. He's made quite a few movies in the past couple of years.

Seven of Eleven said...

I can't believe you dissed AnnaLynne.

Shameful.

VIPblonde said...

@FSP B-?!

annanaannnaaaa said...

What happened with Aaron Eckhart?

Eros said...

I agree with the Amy Adams description. Shes beautiful but needs to change her look up because I get her mixed up with isla Fischer alot. Maybe she should go blonde.

digal704 said...

50 cent might be B+ if those other B's were Cs and some of those A's were B's. Betty White definitely A on general principle

EastCoaster said...

I'm guessing Enty means that BC's first lead role was in a movie that bombed, The Fifth Estate. And it didn't simply bomb, it was the year's biggest bomb. Although BC's performance was widely praised. Very bad luck for the wonderfully talented Mr. Cumberbatch.

Derek Harvey said...

Rory Gilmore is a BI subject?! Shocked I tell ya

@VIP--haha! Team Sammy the Sweetheart!

EastCoaster said...

LOL!!

Eros said...

Lol I thought it was just me. @ Nutty

But I always get her mixed up with isla. I thought they were the same person a long while ago.

Sugar said...

Oh my lord you guys! Are we really going to refer back to this for every Blind? Is he going to name and rate every celebrity/movie star/singer/entertainer?

Won't we all guess Benedict Cumberbatch for the blind if Enty describes him exactly like this? "Foreign born B list mostly television actor who everyone thinks is gorgeous. The movie career of this actor is kind of on hold after destroying his first big chance."

Ohhhh, my medication...

texas rose said...

So I assume that when writing the blind enty will only give the rating and not the accompanying descriptive statements??? They are pretty specific and would make the blinds a lot easier.

texas rose said...

Or what Sugar just said.

hollywood dime said...

Ummm. This is ridiculous.

canadachick said...

no Angelina Jolie ??

rajahcat said...

oh please

Amy Adams is def not getting lost in any shuffle

Enty do you actually watch movies?????

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Eros, I agree. Isla Fisher does look like Amy Adams and Jessica Chastain. Throw Bryce Dallas Howard in there too.

Nobody A+++++ in this list? Enty loves his A++++ blind items. Maybe we'll have to wait until we get to the 'L's for Liza Minelli.

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cubsfan1990 said...

im lost, what is this a blind item of each actor in the alphabet?

rajahcat said...

Betty White is A list due to Mary Tyler Moore show......

just sayin'

rajahcat said...

just because Enty can't tell the dif between actresses with red hair....does't mean that they are interchangeable......I guess by that standard all of the blonde starlets and there are many are all interchangeable too.

stupid


Elena said...

i never post comments... but, alyson hannigan? angelina jolie? (even though we all know she's a++++++++)

s.breezy29 said...

Betty White will always be A+ list to tv viewers, how dare u call her B!!!

rajahcat said...

oh and Golden Girls....

Bebedog said...

Where's our Mascot, Ben Affleck?

texas rose said...

If someone really wanted to do some sleuthing they could use these lists to solve some old blinds. Enty is probably pulling language they have used in past blinds on this list. Some are so specific that they would match very closely to what enty has used in blinds the past year.

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Alpha by first name? Kee rist.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Ashton has no talent for television either.

Renoblondee said...

It was nice of Enty to do this. We've been bitching about it long enough.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@7 She got a B though! :/

Maria said...

Amy Adams is not an Academy award winner

Walt Driscoll said...

These motly make sense but Aaron is no more A than I am.

B- at best.

Betty White is deffo A.

Sherry said...

Maria..He lumps the winner/NOMINEE together. It's the NOM that he's referring to.

FrenchGirl said...

Where is Angelina jolie?

Bally said...

I just noticed Amanda Seyfried isn't on here.

Matt said...

How is Adam Lambert still as high as a B? even with his little role on Glee and upcoming Queen gig. I'd still rank him no Higher than C

Unknown said...

HAHAHA Adam Levine A Lister..LOL..LEAST likable guy.. how about..revised list in 6-8 months..Levine will be C lister once the Voice gets canceled.

Unknown said...

LOL Matt, UPCOMING QUEEN GIG is not a small accomplishments. Small role in Glee is a big deal as well..how many people can get these two gigs? How many people have so many side by side projects on hand as well ad recording new album? What u have to show for? Not a small achievement.

Haverchuck said...

Cumby is rumoured to be playing Mallory in Everest movie, and in the Lost City of Z with Rob Pattinson (produced by Brad Pitt). Hardly on hold

MalsDoxy said...

LMAO what a load of crap!!

Matt said...

Doesn't mean he qualifies to that high. And as far as the Queen thing, I'd say B- list as part of a group. His solo music career has been over for a while now. Glee is floundering in the ratings and his role isn't that big.

FS said...

No Aaron Eckhart is not A list. No, he just isn't. Fine actor, but no.

redronnie said...

As a long time reader, the list seems a tad suspect..but then again we're on to our forth or fifth Enty..my favorite Enty is a draw between the original A++++ and the B- bacon sucking, drunken loser who lived in his parent's basement

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ nutty and Eros, I kept wondering why she kept looking either bad ( chastain) or gorgeous ( Isla) or good ( Amy). My thought?
"Damn, redheads really can't party without it showing" it never occurred to me that they were different women.. :-D

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ rajahcat, and Golden Girls, you may not have cared for the show as much, but Betty went from a wise cracking, on the make " the Happy hypocrite" to playing a naive Norwegian with a penchant for non sequitur, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT!
She is A+ in my book. Enty got it Wrong.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I'm sorry but I don't know who Aaron Eckhart is...I goog'ed him and he looks vaguely familiar. Cute, tho. Maybe its the producer angle that got him his high ranking?

TalksTooMuch said...

Can I just say how awesome this list is? I don't know if we had a lovefest over it on another thread, but this looks like a hella lot of work and I dig it the most. It's a decoder ring!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...
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TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, if I start actually guessing I just know I would only disappoint myself. Currently I just throw stuff out there so that it looks somewhat legit. VIP and you got that shite locked up

TalksTooMuch said...

And Kristin, how on EARTH did you remember that?? I even deleted it! Noo noo nooo nooo

TalksTooMuch said...

Wigs, I'm waiting!!!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Wha-huh? Deleted! Sorry I revealed your x-men abilities to the group!