Monday, March 17, 2014

A To D List - Where They Rank- Part Three

Chris Pine – B list mostly movie actor who seems to show up in a franchise every few years and not do much in between.
Chris Pratt- B+ list mostly television actor who is slowly rising to A list and will eclipse his actress wife in fame this year.
Christie Brinkley – Former A+ list super model who loves posing on any red carpet and trying to look better than her kids.
Christina Hendricks – B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable television show who doesn’t seem to do anything else.
Christina Ricci – B list mostly television actress who once had a promising career as an actress who can never seem to find a role on television that sticks as well as her teenage movie career making role.
Chyna – D list celebrity who has more in common with George Clooney’s recent ex than people realize.
Ciara- B list entertainer(singer) who sometimes acts and uses her middle name when checking into hotels to make herself feel special.
Clint Eastwood- Permanent A lister who can act and direct but don’t ask him to be in any more reality shows.
Colin Farrell- Foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who seemed destined for a long run at A+ status until some bad movie choices
Corbin Bleu- The Ashley Tisdale of guys.
Courteney Cox- Former A list mostly television actress who has been staring at us from a television for over two decades.
Cyndi Lauper- Former A list entertainer(singer) who has dropped to a permanent B list. Had a great 2013 in a new venture.
Dan Schneider – A list tweener producer who has a reputation for being very hands on with his actors and actresses.
Darryl Hannah- Former A list mostly movie actress who lost focus along the way and only works to pay the bills now.
Dave Chappelle – Former A+ list entertainer(comedian) turned actor turned Howard Hughes recluse.
David Letterman – A list talk show host who will stay on his who until he dies.
David Tennant – Foreign born B- list mostly television actor who is A list for one group of people.
Debra Messing – Former A list mostly television actress from a very hit long running network show who never realized people also liked others in the cast. Now, a lucky to be B- lister.
Demi Lovato – Former B list tweener turned B list entertainer(singer) who dabbled in television and rehab.
Diane Lane – B list mostly movie actress who was married to an A list a-hole.
Dominique Swain – C+ list mostly movie actress who will forever be an A lister to me.
Dr Dre- Former A list entertainer(rapper)turned producer turned everything kind of guy not named Diddy or Russell.
Dr. Drew – B list talk show host who has had trouble doing his thing in his own house.
Drew Barrymore – A- list mostly movie actress who has worked almost her whole life should be a B at this point but that A+ list name recognition will always work in her favor.

57 comments:

texas rose said...

If someone really wanted to do some sleuthing they could use these lists to solve some old blinds. Enty is probably pulling language they have used in past blinds on this list. Some are so specific that they would match very closely to what enty has used in blinds the past year.

dogsrme said...

Where's Christopher Meloni? :{

FSP said...

So what else does Chyna have in common with Keibler? Count...

LottaColada said...

LOL Dominique Swain made it!

FrenchGirl said...

no christina Aguilera? no christian Bale? no Chris Nolan?

texas rose said...

I swore I wasn't going to debate the ratings but didn't pine open a couple of movies this year - reboot of Jack Ryan series for one.

FSP said...

"Dan Schneider – A list tweener producer who has a reputation for being very hands on with his actors and actresses."

What are you saying Enties???

Sika said...

I wanna know what Dr Drew has not been doing at home?!

texas rose said...

Wouldn't that make him an A?

annanaannnaaaa said...

What's Enty's deal with Dominique Swain?

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

A List asshole. Bahahaaa!!!!

FSP said...

Of course @ Lotta!

FrenchGirl said...

where is Dominique Swain's career now?
Josh Brolin never was A list :he's B+ list

Derek Harvey said...

@Sika---Dr. Drews daughter had bulimia

LottaColada said...

@annanaannnaaaa - my eyebrow is raised too

Derek Harvey said...

Swain use to hang-out with the original enty and give him info

Seven of Eleven said...

Excel is grinding. Grrr.

Andy Dwyer's shooting star and LEAVE ANNA FARIS ALONE.

texas rose said...

Nice Seven!

Kno Won Uno said...

If Enty wanted to publish this handy guide, I'd happily pay for it. The Bluebook of Celeb Ratings.

LottaColada said...

@FSP- Now I feel bad for Amber Tamblyn

texas rose said...

I wonder how many emails enty will be getting from the celebs and their publicists about their rating and/or description.

Sika said...

Ah ok, thank you :)

Ray Nicolet said...

Shes one of his sources.

Violet said...

@texas there was definitely a recent blind that used the exact description for Ariel Winter that enty's used today. My sieve like memory won't recall it though and I have little inclination to go searching.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I think Dominique gave Enty lots of juicy dirt on Travolta's behavior during the shooting of Face/Off. She also starred in a movie where Frank Langella ran down a hall with his dick and balls flapping freely.

rajahcat said...

I think Diane Lane is A-

Cyndi Lauper is forever A

what was that crap about Dr. Drew about?????

texas rose said...

Viotet - like I said it would take some sleuthing but would love someone to research a few juicy blinds for some reader reveals.

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rajahcat said...

and Brolin is B+ now I think........

Sabrina said...

Boy, this is going to be hard. Chris Pine, for example, has been working steadly between those Star Trek movies - Jack Ryan anyone?

No mention at Chris Pratt raising to A list because of movies, not TV?

Sabrina said...

Rajahcat,

I think Enty meant that Brolin is A in the asshole list...

sandybrook said...

I dobt know if Enty is saying Chyna slept with Stacy or Clooney. More likely Stacey. In the meantime there's a lot to process in these lists.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Sandybrook, my understanding was that he was saying both Chyna and Kiebler have had sex for pay, in addition to their notable wrestling careers.

sandybrook said...

Could be @Nutty.

Turkish Taffy said...

Brolin may be a dick, but he has TALENT and the name. He has done a lot of theatre work and directing. I think the A list rating is a nod to his complete resume, not just the film work. Gary Sinise also has the talent and resume, but he doesn't have the name recognition. (see Drew Barrymore).

SallySitwell said...

well Dave Chappelle got the A + rating...

P. said...

LOVE that courtney stodden doesn't even qualify to make it on the list.

maybe kiebler has a micropeen clit like chyna?

discoflux said...

@FSP - Chyna and Stacy have likely both been fucked and (definitely for Chyna) fucked over by Triple H.

discoflux said...

I'm intrigued by the fact that David Tennant is on this list, too. I'd love to be involved in a sordid tryst with him.

Charity Channing said...

I think Dr Drew's daughter has or had an eating disorder..

Katie said...

Newbies. Waaaay back in the day like right when this page started, she would write some posts

Maria said...

Brolin is not an A, overact can't be called good acting. Same thing I think from Penn: overrated actors, just because they're whinny divas and queens they get the "artsy" looks. Just two jerks playing jerks.

FSP said...

Thanks disco!

Ray Nicolet said...

#katiestillneedsahug

shopgirl said...

Yay Enty knows some of us consider David Tennant A! And, @discoflux, +1 but don't forget the Kindness blinds!

N. Twinkie said...

Chris Pratt is adorable.

shopgirl said...

Oh & no Dule Hill? What?!

discoflux said...

@shopgirl - Dule is A list television in my book! I love him SO much! I really hope he does a lot more stuff after psych is over.

D Brown said...

"actors and actresses" - I only recall blinds about actresses.

Snapdragon said...

No Colin Firth. Sadface.

Though I suppose it's a good thing?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Nah, asked for Dominic Monaghan and Dita von Teese, not to be seen here :(

LottaColada said...

@Katie, what does being a newbie have to do with anything? I was here for that and I know all about ZX. I was referring to the unnecessary fawning.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Katie

Just Another HR Lady said...

Is Diane Kruger missing, or am I just not understanding Enty's alphabet?

Margaux said...

Why ... why is David Tennant on this list of perverts and famewhores?

Mitchellaneous said...

There are so many clues in these posts. I wish I wasn't so lazy. I'd research some of these.

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