Monday, March 17, 2014

A To D List- Where They Rank - Part Two

Beyoncé – A+ list entertainer(singer)
Bill Maher- A list television talk show host who loves women almost as much as he loves talking and mirrors.
Bob Newhart – Former A+ list mostly television actor you might not remember is alive who is a comedy legend.
Bono – Foreign born A list entertainer(singer) who loves himself and his causes as much as his bandmates.
Brad Pitt – A+ list mostly movie actor who has had more success the past few years as a producer.
Brandi Glanville- B list reality star from an A list reality franchise who has been known to tip back a few while writing.
Breckin Meyer- B list mostly television actor from a fairly hit cable show that runs on the network that seems to have every cable television show.
Brendan Fraser – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who is clinging by his nails to B list status at this point despite his relatively young age and that franchise that should have kept paying him forever.
Britney Spears – A+ list entertainer (“singer”) who loves Starbucks runs
Bruce Willis – A+ list mostly movie actor who really wants to be known as an actor and not as a punchline to bad acting jokes.
Burt Reynolds – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who was once the biggest movie star on the planet.
Cara Delevingne- Foreign born A list model who is more known for who she dates and pretends to date than her modeling.
Carly Rae Jepsen – Foreign born B list entertainer (celebrity) who is only a B list because her one hit wonder song is still on everyone’s mind.
Carson Daly – B list talk show and reality host who dated some of the 90’s biggest stars.
Catherine Zeta-Jones – B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and should be A list based on her body of work but who doesn’t work much lately.
Chad Lowe – B- list mostly television actor on a fairly hit cable television show who most people forget actually won an Emmy.
Channing Tatum – A list mostly movie actor with great looks who will be hoping to land an action franchise to make up for his horrible acting.
Charlie Sheen – Former A list mostly television actor who struggles to get to work on time and has a thing for porn stars and crack.
Chaz Bono – C list celebrity offspring who appears to make his living from once a year appearances on reality shows.
Chelsea Handler – A list talk show host who is known as much for her drinking as her show.
Cher- Forever A list entertainer(singer) who still has a chance at an EGOT if she puts her mind to it.
Chloë Sevigny – B list mostly television actress who starred in a great pay cable hit but has struggled to find solid footing since and her latest endeavor is not helping.
Chris Evans – A list mostly movie super hero actor who has a franchise to thank for giving him A list status.
Chris Hemsworth- Foreign born A list mostly movie actor who seems to only have luck with movies that show off his body.
Chris Noth – B list mostly movie actor who is known for two great roles. One on cable and one on network television. Both from long running iconic shows.

31 comments:

LottaColada said...

I'm a little shocked to see Carson Daly on this list. I never think of him for blinds.

Cary Gaul said...

Carly Rae is technically not a OHW, more like a One and a Half Hit wonder (that song with Owl City).

FSP said...

C-Bone made it!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

This is gonna take alllllll flipping day!! LOL

FrenchGirl said...

Bono is A + list even my dead grand mum and one years old daughter know him

LottaColada said...

@Rhysie- I'd rather see this than 10 or so Vague McVague blinds that no one can seem to get.

Seven of Eleven said...

YUP @ Frenchie!

Simon said...

Can't believe there would be a blind about bob Newhart!

Ray Nicolet said...

I don't think that because some people are on the list means they have blinds about them. These are just the people who were asked about.

Kno Won Uno said...

"A = Can open a mainstream film all by themselves.."

I suppose my problem is that I'm not in the 13-24 demographic. I'm in the 40-dead demographic and I wouldn't buy a movie ticket in order to see at least half of the ranked A listers thus far. Oldsters are cranky.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Bruce Willis is A+? Mkay.

Sugar said...

2 long pages and we're only on the C's?!?!?!?!?!

Ohhh, my medication.......

Leekalicious said...

@LottaColada I know. I was looking up something about The Voice (of which he's the host) and was surprised to see he is one of the producers. That explains why he can get away with being so rude to Blake.

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texas rose said...

Well I guess we asked for it- this will probably be 20 part list.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Burt Reynolds? Bob Newhart? Did your Mom get to add some names to the list?

I love Bob in reruns from his first show, at any rate. Suzanne Pleshette was one of the prettiest ladies ever.

Don't think Bruce Willis is A+ any more. This isn't 1997.

rajahcat said...

disagree on the CZJ rating.......she is an oscar winner

and her body of work is very good......

I'd say forever A

Folly said...

Brenden Fraser. Where is he now

smell me said...

just sayin' that i love chad lowe. that is all

texas rose said...

If someone really wanted to do some sleuthing they could use these lists to solve some old blinds. Enty is probably pulling language they have used in past blinds on this list. Some are so specific that they would match very closely to what enty has used in blinds the past year.

LottaColada said...

@Leekalicious - I completely forgot about him hosting that.

Rhody said...

Agreed that Bruce Willis hasn't been A in years.
What I love about Bono is that he's the first one to admit that you have to be a narcissist to be in Rock and Roll.

PugsterMom said...

I like that song with Owl City.

hromaki said...

Bob Newhart makes the list but Charlie Hunnam doesn't? OK.

M. Brown said...

I wish there was a way to access old blinds easily? Is there? I can only use mobile version b/c of all the crap that pops up.

Dena said...

The list was submitted by the readers of this site.

Jennifer H. said...

I confess. It was me. I was curious how older celebrities would be referred to since sometimes Entry tosses out a throwback blind.

texas rose said...

M Brown - There is a link but on the non mobile site.

Walt Driscoll said...

I just don't accept that having a francise makes you A List.

I don't even know what Chris Evans/Hemsworth look like really and absolutely no one goes to see filsm because they are in them.

B+ at best and you can add Channing Tatum to that list as well.

sueli said...

Another Chad Lowe fan.

cowbulls said...

How on earth do you include Chyna and not Cindy Crawford?