Sunday, March 02, 2014

Academy Award Red Carpet Show - Part One


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TalksTooMuch said...

LOL jinx, sandyboo

canadachick said...

is it wrong to wish for an Angie and Laura smackdown??

sandybrook said...

You shouldn't wear hats indoors anywhoo.
Laura Dern looks good AND Bruce just sucked ryans dick :(

BeckyMae said...

Great hair on Laura, shame her dress is killing her boobs

CocoaBeachBunny said...

You multi-talented multi-taskers can watch, drink and comment coherently - awesome! CDaN at its finest :) I missed you guys.

BeckyMae said...

Hi CBB!

TalksTooMuch said...

Cocoa!

sandybrook said...

Where you been Cocoa?

canadachick said...

that is NOT a flattering dress on Julie

TalksTooMuch said...

Good lord, Ethan. An ocean of regret indeed

sandybrook said...

Julie Delly one movie wonder three times

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Hi guys/gals! Been taking care of some serious business (it's all good! Or will be) and also hiding out from the sh*tstorms.

TalksTooMuch said...

Lupita!!

sandybrook said...

Hey look who's there the guy with the fake face from BoardwalkEmpire

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh my goodness, she looks so young! I don't wanna see her bony chest! Too young!

sandybrook said...

Oh well KFF is over and A1A is safe ti travel on

sandybrook said...

Lupita is 21

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't like that at ALL, all wrong

sandybrook said...

I wish she had breastickes

TalksTooMuch said...

I know, I'm just saying she looks very young. And bony chested

BeckyMae said...

Sorry, I know I'll get grilled for his, but this dress is a bit 'bridesmaidy' on Lupita....

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm with you Becky, I love the colour, hate it on her

TalksTooMuch said...

There's Sethie again

TalksTooMuch said...

Maybe comb your hair, Naomi! You're on camera! Wash it even!

BeckyMae said...

Oh What a FAIL Ryan...'What did you do on your birthday yesterday?' Someone needs a better researcher!!

canadachick said...

naomi always gets it right

sandybrook said...

Where's Liev. Naomi?

sandybrook said...

Oh hes with the kids ok

TalksTooMuch said...

Lovely green!

canadachick said...

ruh roh trouble with naomi amd liev??

BeckyMae said...

Naomi looks great I think, I like the hair TTM, it's not as thirsty as it normally is! But I loathe the bag....

TalksTooMuch said...

He's boning the nanny, we know.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, I'm so sorry, no ponybun

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey guys

TalksTooMuch said...

Steamy! You made it!

canadachick said...

hayh old lady and Jared

sandybrook said...

No he's with the kids and she went to the Oscars alone nothing to see here.
oh Jordan holding this old woman with his filthy hair

sandybrook said...

Hey steam

TalksTooMuch said...

Is Jared hitting on Ryan?? Wow. Jordan Catalano as Jesus is actually a good look

Kimba said...

Just got home & man's home too - no CDaN for moi - have funs, and I gotta quickly disagree with my gal TTM, Lupita looked perf!

BeckyMae said...

Leto looks like a wedding singer

TalksTooMuch said...

Jared Leto seems just so cocky and smirky. And not in a sexy way

sandybrook said...

I really dont dislike 30 seconds to Mars considering what else is out there now

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Giuliana is all eyeballs. Are you drunk already, Sandy?

canadachick said...

sometimes i get the Jared Leto hotness ...most of the time...NOT

sandybrook said...

I think we are aboot to move

sandybrook said...

Yes I am Cocoa

TalksTooMuch said...

Wine. That is all.

sandybrook said...

Oh stop you'd be drinking beers too if you had limes

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Perfect! Just checking, Sandyboo.

TalksTooMuch said...

I've seen more of the Kardashians on these commercials than I have ever seen

Steampunk Jazz said...

Faces I haven't seen in a while! Yay guys. Glad you could co!e play!

sandybrook said...

Ktrash just sobered me up :(

Steampunk Jazz said...

Amy Adams looks baked!

canadachick said...

wow lady in back of Cumberbatch ...no low cut with those tatas

sandybrook said...

However I will not be sticking around for the actual broadcast after the monologue boring shit.

BeckyMae said...

BenCum!!!!

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sandybrook said...

Damn shes about 45 too.
Gaydar alert!!

TalksTooMuch said...

I so would be, sandy. I can almost taste the local craft beer. Or Corona with limes

Steampunk Jazz said...

Olivia and Jason !take a gorge
Couple

canadachick said...

not a good color on J Biel

TalksTooMuch said...

Keep getting frozen oot! Kevin Spacey. Another blue tux. Jessica Biel TOTES has a baby bump!

BeckyMae said...

Look at the chemistry brown Ryan and Kevin, these two 'know' each other well I fell....hmmmm

sandybrook said...

Amy does seem to be having a problem standing up straight

BeckyMae said...

Feel...

BeckyMae said...
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sandybrook said...

Shes eating desserts at her restaurant

TalksTooMuch said...

I wanna see her bum. There it is!

My Bette!!

Trixiefirefly said...

Who is the young man who keeps getting into all the shots with Ryan?

BeckyMae said...

Between...Lo my iPad is drunk

canadachick said...

BETTE schooling Ryan....yah douche i was nominated before.......

Steampunk Jazz said...

TTM! How's it going. Got the chili blues? Sandy is leaving us:-\ we are going to have to work harder :-D

sandybrook said...

His BFF more then likely

BeckyMae said...

Bette! What a deadset legend....looks amaze....

TalksTooMuch said...

Did bang lady smoke a bowl in the limo??

kelli_girl said...

Bette Midler looks amazing!!! LOVE HER!!!!!

sandybrook said...

Sally chick is fucked up

TalksTooMuch said...

Kerry Washington looks so adorable!

canadachick said...

wow that lady with Ryan is STONED

BeckyMae said...

Oh Sally looks a wreck? Is she off her face or what?

Trixiefirefly said...

Sally ....swaying and moving a bit too much during that interview.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Ryan needs a slap.

Humor Me said...

Everyone on the carpet looks lovely - I really have not seen any fashion faux pas as I have watched.
Kerrie Washington looks like she is ready to pop!

TalksTooMuch said...

Sarah Paulsen's dress looks just like crazy high bang lady's dress

BeckyMae said...

Valentino obvs hates her...that dress is fug...

canadachick said...

CATE.....go back to CATE

Steampunk Jazz said...

I love all the posing in the background. They are more interesting than the interviews

sandybrook said...

You know its a problem when drunk ass motherfuckers look at someone and say THEY are fucked up!

Humor Me said...

Cate Blanchett is the only woman I have seen that can pull off wearing beige and be glamorous.

BeckyMae said...

Caaaaaaattteeee!!!!

sandybrook said...

Heyyyy Cate!

canadachick said...

why do people wear flesh colored dresses???

BeckyMae said...

Just gorgeous, she can do very little wrong....

Steampunk Jazz said...

Naomi...nice dress but the color ages her

canadachick said...

ahhh Matt McConaghey brought his mom and Camilla .......sweet

Steampunk Jazz said...

Omg MOM with that Wrinkled skin teardrop!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Have a seat, Lupita and Blanchett. Charlie is best dressed.

Steampunk Jazz said...

What was she thinking?

TalksTooMuch said...

Dierks Bentley is adorable! If adorable was butter to be rubbed on oneself

Steampunk Jazz said...

Too true kristen, :-)

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay!! Texas TRex!! His mom looks great

sandybrook said...

#teammatt

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Have a seat Lupita and Blanchett. Charlie is best dressed. Eye patch Angel!

Three ladies in a row had the nude dresses. Poor Cate.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oooh, he winked! Funny that his mom has the goods out and his gorgeous wife is wearing a Mother Of The Bride Outfit

sandybrook said...

Christ Kelly is wearing sneakers w that outfit :(

canadachick said...

oh JLAW......is she high ?

LowKey said...

I can READ this increasing levels of drunkenness on this thread.

Erik said...

All right all right all right.

TalksTooMuch said...

DRINK! JLaw fell again!

BeckyMae said...

Damn the coverage here is all out of whack....I think you're about five mins ahead now :(

sandybrook said...

Excuse me!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Omg just saw Kate Blanchett. Sigh...beautiful
Jenn! Looking sharp!not like a kid at all!

canadachick said...

her dress is kinda boring (jlaw)

OneEyeCharlie said...

Whew. Back into the mix. That was the funnest 12 hours of work ever!

sandybrook said...

And I haven't seen JLaw yet

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Weird to sit behind a desk in finery. And JLaw, def smoked a bowl on the way over.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristen Cavallwhateverherface is critiquing clothing????

BeckyMae said...

Why is Kristen Calamari on the Fashion Police panel?? I suppose, it is has been city so it's a good fit...

canadachick said...

where are Brad and Angie......

sandybrook said...

I'm still waiting to see JLaw :(

TalksTooMuch said...

Glad to have you back, Charlie!

I love the colour of Lupita's dress, just don't like the cut whatsoever

OneEyeCharlie said...

Thank jeebus. A Ross free zone

canadachick said...

oh look its AnnE lookng all edgy (GAG)

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh good lord. Kelly wants an award for noticing Lupita's lip color. Hrk

canadachick said...

i expected more of an OOF from Lupita......

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Aaaaaand OF COURSE JLaw takes a tumble.

Wish Lupita saved her Golden Globes dress for tonight. The blue is poorly fitted.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Well, she explains alot about Jonah....I thought he picked up a day time bartender , for a date

CocoaBeachBunny said...

I hear you, Charlie. I can't understand the dude!

sandybrook said...

They aren't showing JLaw yet on E

Erik said...

haha, jlaw fell again.

TalksTooMuch said...

Charlize's face looks flawless. Not crazy about the dress

canadachick said...

idont' think Charlize looks that great.......its ....ok.....but .....not the best i've seen of Charlize

Steampunk Jazz said...

OK I missed j
Aw fall bit who saw Jonah Hill's mom?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Sandy, it was a brief clip showing her taking a header outside, just before G. Rancid started jabbering again...

TalksTooMuch said...

More wine

Steampunk Jazz said...

Trying g to line up the various broadcasts:-D

sandybrook said...

I missed....my girl is plastered :(

canadachick said...

for the love of GOD there must be more people arriving......

TalksTooMuch said...

Your girl is plastered??

sandybrook said...

I dont heed 15 minutes of fashion critiques from these trolls :(

BeckyMae said...

Have they just been talking about how much blue suits Amy Adams? Just trying to be sure where I'm at in the telecast

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Kerry looks like Mindy Kaling, non?

sandybrook said...

Yes she Is TTM

canadachick said...

send her to bed Sandy....we're just getting started ;)

Steampunk Jazz said...

Leo brought his mom n dint bring her up to the interview? Booo

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Has my Margot Robbie shown up yet? I am so behind tonight.

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm confused. When did you get a girl?

The Real Dragon said...

There goes charming Potato.

sandybrook said...

Well I'm almost done after the monologue watching True Dectective and House of Lies

BeckyMae said...

No Margot yet Kristin

canadachick said...

i hEAR SCREAMS from the crowd...can only be Brangelina??

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Becky Mae, yes. I think ABC has better coverage now...

sandybrook said...

I am here to be insulted? I am single I have lotsa money and I live on a beach! I also know how to utilize Craigs List :)

Steampunk Jazz said...

What fresh hell is this?

TalksTooMuch said...

I think you should tell Kristin. I'll stay out of it. Go ahead. I'll be drinking wine

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Leo CLEARLY wants this Oscar. He can taste it!

sandybrook said...

Bitch better not be winning Oscars tonight.

BeckyMae said...

Bah, the other ABC coverage is paused as well Cocoa!

canadachick said...

DAVE FOLEY

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandy, what???? I'm so confused! Who is insulting you? Who is Craig and why does he have a list? What kind of list is this?

MOAR WINE!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

It's channel surfing hell, Becky Mae!

BeckyMae said...

Ok now I have ads....this sucks balls...

canadachick said...

did Ryan go away some where??

sandybrook said...

Kristin Caballero looks fug (whatever spelchek)

TalksTooMuch said...

You mean JLaw! Good lord, maybe I will switch to water

Steampunk Jazz said...

Brb last CIG before the show :-D be good. Sandy if I miss you... I'll miss you, have fun

BeckyMae said...

I was just getting a groove on too, Cocoa! It's the curse of the Aussies, 'live' my ass E!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sandy's craigslist broad is temporary. I t'aint scared.

canadachick said...

why does anyone think having sharp metal objects on your shoulders is attractive?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

did you see that, Sandy? the JLaw fall still pictures?

sandybrook said...

Consenting friends list or something like that. Friends for hire maybe. In any case ....my SO is SOL :(

sandybrook said...

I see taint and I see drunk ass bitches on the floor.

sandybrook said...

She looks good in that red dress.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Omg, jaime was leering about his daughter... Sick!!!!

annanaannnaaaa said...

Both red carpet broadcasts are shoving Samsung down our throats.

Why are Amy Adams and J.Law wearing the same dress in different colors?

BeckyMae said...

Trip and fall or trippin' balls??

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandy, do you really have someone there from Craigslist??

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Geez, that's just us, Sandy, situation normal. Becky Mae, Jared Leto back on ABC!!!

sandybrook said...

Why did E stop interviewing ppl 25 minutes ago?

Trixiefirefly said...

Do not like Julia Roberts dress....seems dysfunctional.....

TalksTooMuch said...

Julia Roberts looks HORRIBLE!!

Anne Hathaway is so Liza. I can't unsee it

Steampunk Jazz said...

Is anybody else on ABC?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Jessica Roberts?!? ahahahahahaaaaaa!

canadachick said...

who the hell thought Tyson Beckford would be a fashion commentator......god he called her Jessica Roberts

sandybrook said...

No! Just me and my hands and beers! Kristin has no worries except for getting her drunk ass home later

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

NO LETO PONY BUN????

Kelly Osborne loooathes that the Hills chick is there. Heaven.

annanaannnaaaa said...

I keep going between the two.

sandybrook said...

I think I watch ABC for the rest of this fuck E!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

ABC has the rights to the Oscars. Maybe that's why the dreck on E! right now.

sandybrook said...

Troll Jonah Hill :(

canadachick said...

awww jonah hill has friends how special

sandybrook said...

It Serbs like ABChas been on for awhile :(

CocoaBeachBunny said...

I think we aren't the only drunk ones... more Lupita!! yay!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

F'n Serbs! on ABC!

sandybrook said...

WFTV channel 1090 :(

canadachick said...

so navy is black now .......mkay

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Holy Jolie bewbs!

sandybrook said...

Spelchek is drunk

BeckyMae said...

Enty just put up a new thread for Oscars coverage

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