Sunday, March 02, 2014

Academy Award Telecast Part One


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BeckyMae said...

Yay Catherine! Go Aussies!!

annanaannnaaaa said...

Naomi, the androgynous 90s called. They want their hair back.

Miss Kitty said...

OLD LADY SIDE HAIR!

BeckyMae said...

God love her, the bra can be storage for so many useful things....

Miss Kitty said...

oh geez...she's not THAT old

canadachick said...

no ONE CARES .......gah i hate these oscars

Steampunk Jazz said...

Aussies in DA ' ouse

TalksTooMuch said...

Strange dress, anonymous winner

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh wait! Married to Baz Luhrman

canadachick said...

whew 2/3.......that Chloe bag WILL BE MINE

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Claudea:
-Jordan Catalano is an Oscar winner and single-handedly solved the situation in Ukraine.
-AnnE is super smug
-Lupita, Meryl, and Amy Adams danced
-The Hat is back

30 minutes in and 3 awards handed out. We're going to be here all night.

annanaannnaaaa said...

I loved her dress!

TalksTooMuch said...

It's prom, y'all!

canadachick said...

i like the wine coloured dress

Jason Blue Eyes said...

That background of red roses reminds me of Mena Suvari in American Beauty.

Miss Kitty said...

yay! Fat girls represent, yo!

TalksTooMuch said...

My son just told me I look just like the lasy in vlue velvet

Steampunk Jazz said...

Well, I will say one thing. Seeing the " non top " categories. You can see what the no money to waste people wear..:-\

Kloie said...

Jennifer Garner was totally like "that woman is fat...I'm so glad I'm not fat."

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BeckyMae said...

Did you guys see Cumsinbatches photo bomb U2 on the red carpet? It's on Buzzfeed and it's untold!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Awww shit, grab your life alerts everyone - Harrison is here!

Miss Kitty said...

uh...is this man well?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Harrison Ford WESTERN! I mean DRUGS!
DRINK!

TalksTooMuch said...

In da house!

canadachick said...

what up with Indiana? he sounds nervous.

Miss Kitty said...

lol Kristin!

AndrewBW said...

Sounds like he has Parkinsons.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Is Hans Solo tanked?

Count Jerkula said...

True Detective trumps Oscars. See ya in an hour.

TalksTooMuch said...

What do you mean, Charlie?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Does Harrison Ford demand that Indiana Jones music play everywhere he goes?

greasybitches1 said...

ellen said if number one 12 years slave win good second if they lose then the oscars are all racist ....spot on i will be yelling that for real if jennifer lawrence beat lupita

TalksTooMuch said...

I thought HF looked really good! Didn't know he has an earring

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

My Charming Potato!!! He's reading out loud so good today!

Miss Kitty said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Steampunk Jazz said...

Oh no TTM, we have a flag on the game. Vote, I'd Ford drunk or stoned?

AndrewBW said...

Think Sandy B. looks good today. Glad she did something with her hair, I hate it when she just leaves it long and straight. Nice dress too.

Miss Kitty said...

mixed up his Xanax and his Viagra. Looked like his eyes were erect.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I'm going with opiates, Steampunk. He was slurring a bit.

canadachick said...

EWWWW just flipped to the walking dead Daryl just skinned and cooked a snake......gag......

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

lol Miss Kitty.

L'auteur said...

When the commercials are more interesting than the broadcast...

canadachick said...

haha miss kitty

BeckyMae said...

@misskitty, that made me ROFL! He sounded 148 years old!

Miss Kitty said...

isn't. she. dead?

Erik said...

vertigo is my favorite movie ever.

canadachick said...

WTF is going on with kim novaks mouth

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't like the looks of the TexasTRex, but I could listen to his voice alllllll.night

annanaannnaaaa said...

Awwwww bummer. Kim Novak looks like the cat face lady.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Dayyyumm kim, I heard but jeeze, that smile.
The joker must a had the same plastic surgeon

TalksTooMuch said...

Huh. That was awkward, Ms Novak

BeckyMae said...

Same surgeon as Priscilla?

OneEyeCharlie said...

That was a bit sad. I thought she had a minor stroke at first.

Miss Kitty said...

I swear to god, my dad had sex with Kim Novak. I remember my parents talking about it when I was a kid. I swear on all that is holy and gossipy, that's true. AND IT WAS (I'm really sorry) anal sex. And yes...I've been in therapy for years thanks to my parents who couldn't shut the hell up...

Steampunk Jazz said...

The guy on the right, he looks like he's gonna fall apart

Miss Kitty said...
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ecua said...

Matthew M wants to slap a bitch! A wasted old lady bitch!

OneEyeCharlie said...

What the hell, Kim?

Miss Kitty said...

Frozen...like her face

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay Frozen!

Lil P said...

Frozen! Like so many faces here tonight

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristen Bell is so cute

BeckyMae said...

Oh Miss Kitty, I feel ya my parents were over sharing hippies who were both queens of TMI!
My dad claimed to have been the lover of Tennessee Williams for a time when he lived in the Florida Keys....no proof, but I'd say it could be true

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Do you think DiCaprio has accepted he probably won't win or does he think he still might get it?

TalksTooMuch said...

Sally Field looks great!! Bill Murray, not so much

canadachick said...

cmon Gidget get your shit together

OneEyeCharlie said...

Either Sally has aged remarkably well, or she needs to introduce Kim Novak to her surgeon.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Cmon Sally...nice.
Bill Murray looked DRUNK! and like he fell himself
DOUBLE DRINK!

Miss Kitty said...

Becky, although I've made it my mission to base my parenting skills by doing the exact opposite of what my parents did, I fear one day my daughter saying..."OH God, my mother (fill in the blank..."

canadachick said...

hey i forgot about Jessica Chastain........where is she this year?

TalksTooMuch said...

So many great movies

Miss Kitty said...

You got that right, One Eye. Where's Susan Lucci's plastic surgeon. That guy's a magician

BeckyMae said...

Ah Miss Kitty, I think we all turn into some version of our parents in the end, right? I don't have kids, but dog gives me a truly evil side eye every now and then ;)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

What did they do to Emma Watson????

TalksTooMuch said...

JGL!! YAY!

Emma Watson, that is ALL wrong. Sorry, JAS

BeckyMae said...

Sometimes I think JGL is Pikachu come to life....

Steampunk Jazz said...

JGL! Damn, I would so educate him * leer*

Kloie said...

I love you, JGL.

Hey - where is JAS?

TalksTooMuch said...

Huh. Zac does look a little coke bloated...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I thought Enty said Efron was in rehab??

KAREN O!!!! Where's Derek???

Miss Kitty said...

zak is whack

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OneEyeCharlie said...

I wonder if Laura Dern was thinking "Oh crap, I'm in the camera shot, so I HAVE to laugh at this schtick."?

canadachick said...

WTF why cant these people read?? YOu have 3 lines and you're an actor FFS ...memorize your line #cocaine

Miss Kitty said...

zac? zack? &*(#&

Steampunk Jazz said...

Zach ..uncle Jessie! I mean Zach..he should be nodding off within the hour...

BeckyMae said...

This song=best thing about the movie

Erik said...

zzzzzzzzz

TalksTooMuch said...

He did seem a little high. Tiny bit

Seven of Eleven said...

Tardy to the parday... Kim Novak's face gave me all of the sads. :(

annanaannnaaaa said...

I'm getting a real shelly duvall from popeye vibe here from karen o.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Zac is still on da drugs.

Miss Kitty said...

tiny bit...

Renoblondee said...

Yay! Loved Gravity!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Do you think they are doing non sexy categories while we suffer thru commercials?

figgy said...

OMG Kim Novak's Tragic Plastic Surgery!

BeckyMae said...

Hi Seven! I was wondering where you were!

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Zac Efron. "An aspiration to ..."

I don't know about you, but I find aspiration important to my everyday life. Thanks, Zac!

Miss Kitty said...

funny Tina Fey commercial

canadachick said...

MARTIN SHORT commercial #EdGrimley

Steampunk Jazz said...

Seven! Hey! Been snarkin ..you?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Tina Fey in an Amex commercial is the most entertaining I've seen so far this night.

figgy said...

OMG Kim Novak's Tragic Plastic Surgery!

Lucas said...

@TTM - the hat actually has history, and is Vivienne Westwood: <a href='http://www.avclub.com/article/actually-pharrell-williams-crazy-grammys-hat-has-a-107307>The Buffalo Hat</a>

canadachick said...

Ellen is not on her game tonight

Steampunk Jazz said...

Was that Fred Willard?!!!

Miss Kitty said...

dress good. side hair...bad

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey Seven!

I know you guys dig Kate Hudson's dress, but me not so much

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

C'mon Just Before Losing Everything....

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

C'mon Just Before Losing Everything....

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Ellen does looks bored tonight canadackick, maybe Tina and Amy can come take over.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Ugggh Helium.

canadachick said...

5/7 categories right so far .whooo me lol

Trixiefirefly said...

Ellen seems stoned tonight
#Notherusualselfagreed

Steampunk Jazz said...

More COWBELL!!!

canadachick said...

kate hudsons dress looked better with the cape TTM

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry, Kristin. Dang Helium, stealing all the awards

Miss Kitty said...

yes! needs the cape!

canadachick said...

whooop another one right....

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Why are they plying Forrest Gump music?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Canadachick I'm 6/7 but Lainey hates us 'mericans and won't allow us to enter the contest :(

Steampunk Jazz said...

These guys look like Timelords!

Miss Kitty said...

Olivia Wilde really cleaned up Jason Sudeikis.

canadachick said...

i always feel bad for the second dude who tries to go .......

Krgl420 said...

This is the garbage music that gets to be played at the Oscars? Why is this considered good? Wtf

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'm killing it in my predictions. One wrong so far. Best animated short, but that doesn't count, right?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Is Whoopi Goldberg on oxygen?

Dena said...

I always feel uncomfortable when someone gets cut off by the orchestra.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Harrison should ask Ellen how Anne is?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks TTM. Think I'm the only dork who watched all the shorts. If The Great Beauty wins best foreign film, I swear I will deadlift my house into rubble.

TalksTooMuch said...

Really, Lucas? I thought it was a Jamiroquoi tribute! Thanks for the info. Welcome to the Oscar thread!

canadachick said...

Coop looks BUFF

Erik said...

to kill a mockingbird music for bc? huh?

Miss Kitty said...

So...B Coop...gay or likes girls that just graduated from high school? Can't figure him out.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Pick the comfortable one! Yay!!
Way to keep the passionate speeches down!!! :-D

Miss Kitty said...

That silver dress would look good on somebody...not her, sadly...but someone

canadachick said...

i think BC not gay just.....has mama issues like LEO

ok singing lady....enough

TalksTooMuch said...

Move over everyone! New thread!

Miss Kitty said...

shoot.her.

BeckyMae said...

Wow....best Oscar speech ever! The lungs on her!

Erik said...

what the hell was that??!?

canadachick said...

hahah Angies face when everyone stood

WareCat said...

I have a huge crush on Kevin Spacey, ever since American Beauty. Maybe I have daddy issues.

TalksTooMuch said...

Move over warecat! New thread!

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