Sunday, March 02, 2014

Academy Award Telecast Part One




343 comments:

  1. Is the fashion totally underwhelming tonight, or I am just being a bitch because I didn't get my pony-bun?

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  2. Trying to convince bar too change channel to Oscars. Having panic attack. MUST WATCH OSCARS!

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  3. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Def underwhelming, Kristin. But worth having four people talk about it in depth on E!

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  4. Ok JSierra ppl have been demanding drinking game Rulz!

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  5. i always get jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon confused.

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  6. Btw by default I may have won the drinking game :(

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  7. Yep @Cocoa and @Kristin, lots of 'safe' choices and not enough pushing of the fashion envelope. They should have shown Pharrell's GF, she gave Angie a run for her money in an amazing femme tux!

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  8. I think the starlets totally blew their loads on the Golden Globes.

    JSierra, what are the drinking game rules? Anytime Jonah Hill eye-f**ks Leo?

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  9. Dunno what happened to the red carpet?

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  10. Go Sandybrook! Have one or eleven for me :)

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  11. Anonymous5:12 PM

    Real life calls - bye y'all!

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  12. TTM the Kristin Cavalleri commentary trumps The Brange. Duh.

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  13. Maybe it got flooded TTM? T'was the weather for it....

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  14. I'm with you guys on the fashion being underwhelming.

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  15. Hay will and the co beard

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  16. We get to see fans?!?!, yeah Jada ..your fans

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  17. Nice dress tho. She looks less plastic. Wind tunnel?

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  18. i dont think there was any one standout OMG dress .....

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  19. @canadachick agree! Her boobs look like they are melting into her waist!

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  20. White bowtie,
    Tenner is so cute!

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  21. I agree with Canada...that was an ugly dress on Jolie. Plus, Guiliana needs to go on a diet, poor girl popped her zipper.

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  22. This birch in the white dress had a lot of work done in her face :(

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  23. Who's the Little Person interviewing Sandra?

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  24. I like Biel's dress, but the side hair is getting old.

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  25. $$& spellczheck!
    Bullocks' dress....good color?

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  26. ok KAte Hudson looks amazing

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  27. Sandra Bullock destroyed her face! (And it wasn't that great to begin with!)

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  28. Angieis a saint leave her alone!

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  29. i like the waist of Anna Kendricks dress

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  30. best dress - Kate Hudson

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  31. Angie's a saint who poor fashion sense, sorry Sandy!
    But I have to commend her for not wearing her usual black sack...

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  32. Leo you smug a-hole

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  33. Seriously... what happened to the red carpet interviews??

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  34. i think i agree Miss Kitty....Kate was HAWT..ROWR

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  35. im not sure i can miss the Walking Dead for these people

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  36. They moved to ABC kristin

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  37. Show us just aboot over anywho..

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  38. Kate Hudson for the win.

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  39. I'm not crazy about Angelina Jolie's dress

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    1. I love AngieJo, but she is rather Mother-of-the-Bride-ish. :(

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  40. @ Canada, if you stat, you Will be seeing the walking dead

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  41. Don't know any of these people! On CTV

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  42. Okay! I know Robin Roberts! JGL! Rawr

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  43. Gaydar alert on ABC

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  44. Some dude is pawing at JGL face, hmm

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  45. Some dude with weird glasses and a pimp hat

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  46. Any real skanky, revealing dresses on the red carpet?

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  47. May I start?
    Kevin Spacey..Drugs!

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  48. Ok time for the opening monologue fuck the show!

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  49. okay, martinis are ready, lets DO this...

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  50. Sorry count . not to me...

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  52. Count, Angie Jo's got some see-thru shit from the Sochi figure skating line. Her mammories looks great though!

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  53. I am so pathetic. I was all tipsy and had to start pacing myself...just checked the bottle

    I had ONE glass of wine! Pathetic

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  54. No Count but JLaw is fucked up and fell down drunk again :(

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  55. 30 commercials later....

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  56. I didn't like Angie's dress at all

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  57. Yep, Kristin. Angie is definitely showing off her new breasticles.

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  58. TTM I'm embarrassed for you

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  59. hahahaha...Sochi Skating Line! Nailed it!

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  60. Ellen?!? ( I forgot) Rilly!

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  61. Thanks, sandy. I'm embarassed for myself

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  62. Ellen looks like one of those Canadian judges or something.

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  63. Enty must be squealing ..Ellens wearing VELVET

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  64. Wow...worst male dressed goes to Ellen

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  65. Yay! Namechecking the older lady in green!

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  66. Hold on Lupita has a guy???

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  67. Hee hee hee, Fassbender looked like he wanted some Lupita

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  68. No to the headband, lupita.

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  69. Good lord, man, get your grill fixed!

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  70. Liza is loooooooaded

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  71. Oops, that Liza joke hit a bit of a bum note....

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  72. The guy who did the real life Abscam that the movie is based on lives about 5 miles from me.

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  73. Ellen has beautiful eyes

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  74. It's glittery velvet too! Never knew that even existed...

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  75. Travolta wore his hipster hair..

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  76. Julia Roberts is yuck

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  77. I'm sure they all went to college

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  78. Wow, Jada Pinkett looks great! So soft and pretty

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  79. i thought Lupita was from Naoribi....as in Naorbi blue??? Ellen said Kenya?

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  80. TRAVOLTA IS THERE???? My lumpy Sci-beast!

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  81. Did I miss the boob song yet?

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  82. Drink! JLaw fall talk!

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  83. Elkenmissed the red carpet apparently

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  87. Nairobi is the capital of Kenya, I believe?

    Aaaaand here are the JLaw tripping jokes. Ellen is going for the easy jokes.

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  88. Jared does have the ombre hair

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  89. Jordan Catalano is dirty

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  90. Travolta is displaying his Oscar dildo collection behind Ellen...

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  91. Texas TRex does equal Dirty Pretty

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  92. Laura Dern looks fabulous!

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  93. #embarrassed of Geography knowledge

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  94. I'm a little unclear on what you're asking, JBE? ;)

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  95. Not yet, JBE. It was such a hit last year I can't imagine they wouldn't want to revisit the boob song.

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  96. First White Presenter

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  97. Anne Hathaway needs more hair.

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  98. G-d damnit, AnnE, you look terrible.

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  99. Wow, right into Best Supporting!

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  100. Their not oscar dildos , they're oscar/ STD condoms,lol

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  101. I think anne h looks gorgeous

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  102. I love the perm, Bradley

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  103. And the winner is....Bradley Cooper's perm!!

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  104. I really wish Fassbender campaigned. He was so good.

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  105. Woohoo! Michael VaginaBender!!

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  106. And with her I shall bid you all a fond adieu and hopefully I will awaken once again tomorrow morning to visit CDaN and my favs

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  107. They only show that one clip of Wolf of Wall Street!

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  108. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1 right

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  109. Yay Jared Leto!

    Night Sandybrook!

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  110. Yay, Jordan Catalano won! He deserves it.

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  111. jared needs a haircut.

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  112. And good for you Jordan Catalano! Angela is proud!

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  113. Nice job, Jared. Last but not least

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  114. I'll bet Jonah Hill thought he won it or a second. Stupid "J" names.

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  115. awwwwwwwwwww i love mommy stories

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  116. He's gonna make me cry! Goddamn douche! JK

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  117. Because that's what the folks in Ukraine and Venezuela want to hear. Support from Academy award winner Jordan Catalano preaching about living your dreams and shit.

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  118. They didn't play him off?

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  119. Greatest fucking speech ever.

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  120. Whoops. Guess I'm the sole cynical bitch here. Eep.

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  121. Jim Carrey looks manic. Think it's the smile. .

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  122. I can't believe he plugged his band in his acceptance speech. What a doosh.

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  123. did you screw his daughter too Carey? everyone else did ZING

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  124. Speaking of douches, here's Jim Carrey.

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  125. wtf jim carrey. never liked him. at all.

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  126. Kristin, you can let go. It's okay, you're among friends. Fall back into the trust circle. Namaste, betches

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  127. Laura Dern looks great, but her teeth are grey!

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  128. I bet Jim Carrey makes everyone uncomfortable at the after parties.

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  129. I loved Finding Nemo. Even before kiddos

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  130. Nice satin sheet and my kid's hair clip, Ms. Washington

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  131. Nice satin sheet and my kid's hair clip, Ms. Washington

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  132. They spend this time celebrating animation instead of showing nominees when that get to that category?

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  133. I'm just bitter over pony bun and the fact that Fassbender was hella better.

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  134. Kerry Washington has good styling.

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    1. Not the dress, though. Hair and make up are good.

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  135. AND BEDAZZLED RED BOOTIES

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  136. Geez that thing in the background is giving me acid flashbacks of warehouse raves of the 90's!

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  137. LOL https://twitter.com/p_maqueda/status/440284244850790400/photo/1

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  138. I want to see June Squibb get up and dance.

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  139. This song can shut up now.

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  140. Sparkle Motion truly are committed...

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  141. Meryl's white girl shoulder shake was better than anything we saw at the Grammy's.

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  142. i feel Pharrel should've worn a gold hat....

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  143. And people are standing for it. Pace yourselves, guys

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  144. that was horrible.

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  145. Pharell is a vampire. Dude does not age. Maybe that stupid effing hat has youthening properties.

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  146. That was awful...I kept looking at those kids and measuring their innocence levels :-(

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  147. @Kristin, you are not alone.

    Dan Amira ‏@DanAmira 4m
    *putin voice* "Jared Leto has point." *withdraws from Crimea*

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  148. The song is fine…The production was awful and his voice was too low in the mix.

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  149. I really like the colour of Kerry Washington's sheet

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  150. i DO NOT have a level of wine for this crapfest ...I repeat WINE LEVEL too LOW

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  151. haha...Steampunk, that's what Michael Jackson would have been doing if he were alive...

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  152. Lawrence Fishburn!

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  153. Hey guys, sooo what did i miss?

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  154. Samuel L Jackson gots no hairs

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  155. That smile! Samuel you looked like a skull

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  156. cmon American hustle

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  157. Yay Catherine! Go Aussies!!

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  158. Naomi, the androgynous 90s called. They want their hair back.

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