Is the fashion totally underwhelming tonight, or I am just being a bitch because I didn't get my pony-bun?
Trying to convince bar too change channel to Oscars. Having panic attack. MUST WATCH OSCARS!
Ha made it!
Def underwhelming, Kristin. But worth having four people talk about it in depth on E!
Ok JSierra ppl have been demanding drinking game Rulz!
i always get jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon confused.
Btw by default I may have won the drinking game
Yep @Cocoa and @Kristin, lots of 'safe' choices and not enough pushing of the fashion envelope. They should have shown Pharrell's GF, she gave Angie a run for her money in an amazing femme tux!
I think the starlets totally blew their loads on the Golden Globes.
JSierra, what are the drinking game rules? Anytime Jonah Hill eye-f**ks Leo?
Dunno what happened to the red carpet?
Go Sandybrook! Have one or eleven for me
Real life calls – bye y'all!
TTM the Kristin Cavalleri commentary trumps The Brange. Duh.
Maybe it got flooded TTM? T'was the weather for it….
I'm with you guys on the fashion being underwhelming.
Hay will and the co beard
We get to see fans?!?!, yeah Jada ..your fans
Angies dress is FUG
Nice dress tho. She looks less plastic. Wind tunnel?
i dont think there was any one standout OMG dress …..
@canadachick agree! Her boobs look like they are melting into her waist!
White bowtie, Tenner is so cute!
I agree with Canada…that was an ugly dress on Jolie. Plus, Guiliana needs to go on a diet, poor girl popped her zipper.
This birch in the white dress had a lot of work done in her face
Who's the Little Person interviewing Sandra?
I like Biel's dress, but the side hair is getting old.
$$& spellczheck!Bullocks' dress….good color?
ok KAte Hudson looks amazing
Sandra Bullock destroyed her face! (And it wasn't that great to begin with!)
Angieis a saint leave her alone!
i like the waist of Anna Kendricks dress
best dress – Kate Hudson
Angie's a saint who poor fashion sense, sorry Sandy!But I have to commend her for not wearing her usual black sack…
Leo you smug a-hole
Seriously… what happened to the red carpet interviews??
i think i agree Miss Kitty….Kate was HAWT..ROWR
im not sure i can miss the Walking Dead for these people
They moved to ABC kristin
Show us just aboot over anywho..
Kate Hudson for the win.
I'm not crazy about Angelina Jolie's dress
@ Canada, if you stat, you Will be seeing the walking dead
Don't know any of these people! On CTV
Okay! I know Robin Roberts! JGL! Rawr
I love AngieJo, but she is rather Mother-of-the-Bride-ish.
Gaydar alert on ABC
Some dude is pawing at JGL face, hmm
Some dude with weird glasses and a pimp hat
Any real skanky, revealing dresses on the red carpet?
May I start? Kevin Spacey..Drugs!
Ok time for the opening monologue fuck the show!
okay, martinis are ready, lets DO this…
Sorry count . not to me…
Count, Angie Jo's got some see-thru shit from the Sochi figure skating line. Her mammories looks great though!
I am so pathetic. I was all tipsy and had to start pacing myself…just checked the bottle
I had ONE glass of wine! Pathetic
No Count but JLaw is fucked up and fell down drunk again
30 commercials later….
I didn't like Angie's dress at all
Yep, Kristin. Angie is definitely showing off her new breasticles.
TTM I'm embarrassed for you
hahahaha…Sochi Skating Line! Nailed it!
Here we go!
Ellen?!? ( I forgot) Rilly!
Thanks, sandy. I'm embarassed for myself
Ellen looks like one of those Canadian judges or something.
Enty must be squealing ..Ellens wearing VELVET
Wow…worst male dressed goes to Ellen
Yay! Namechecking the older lady in green!
Hold on Lupita has a guy???
Hee hee hee, Fassbender looked like he wanted some Lupita
No to the headband, lupita.
Good lord, man, get your grill fixed!
Liza is loooooooaded
Oops, that Liza joke hit a bit of a bum note….
OOH! LIZA BURN
The guy who did the real life Abscam that the movie is based on lives about 5 miles from me.
Ellen has beautiful eyes
It's glittery velvet too! Never knew that even existed…
Travolta wore his hipster hair..
Julia Roberts is yuck
I'm sure they all went to college
Wow, Jada Pinkett looks great! So soft and pretty
i thought Lupita was from Naoribi….as in Naorbi blue??? Ellen said Kenya?
TRAVOLTA IS THERE???? My lumpy Sci-beast!
Did I miss the boob song yet?
Drink! JLaw fall talk!
Elkenmissed the red carpet apparently
Leave her ALONE!
Yay! JBE is here!
Nairobi is the capital of Kenya, I believe?
Aaaaand here are the JLaw tripping jokes. Ellen is going for the easy jokes.
Jared does have the ombre hair
Jordan Catalano is dirty
Travolta is displaying his Oscar dildo collection behind Ellen…
Close enough DRINK!
Texas TRex does equal Dirty Pretty
No you didnt
Laura Dern looks fabulous!
#embarrassed of Geography knowledge
I'm a little unclear on what you're asking, JBE?
Not yet, JBE. It was such a hit last year I can't imagine they wouldn't want to revisit the boob song.
First White Presenter
Anne Hathaway needs more hair.
i hate annE
G-d damnit, AnnE, you look terrible.
Wow, right into Best Supporting!
Their not oscar dildos , they're oscar/ STD condoms,lol
I think anne h looks gorgeous
I love the perm, Bradley
And the winner is….Bradley Cooper's perm!!
I really wish Fassbender campaigned. He was so good.
That was Fassy??
Woohoo! Michael VaginaBender!!
And with her I shall bid you all a fond adieu and hopefully I will awaken once again tomorrow morning to visit CDaN and my favs
They only show that one clip of Wolf of Wall Street!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1 right
Dirty Catalano won!
Yay Jared Leto!
Yay, Jordan Catalano won! He deserves it.
jared needs a haircut.
And good for you Jordan Catalano! Angela is proud!
Nice job, Jared. Last but not least
I'll bet Jonah Hill thought he won it or a second. Stupid "J" names.
awwwwwwwwwww i love mommy stories
He's gonna make me cry! Goddamn douche! JK
im a gonna cry
I totally teared up
Because that's what the folks in Ukraine and Venezuela want to hear. Support from Academy award winner Jordan Catalano preaching about living your dreams and shit.
They didn't play him off?
Greatest fucking speech ever.
Jim Carrey looks manic. Think it's the smile. .
Whoops. Guess I'm the sole cynical bitch here. Eep.
I can't believe he plugged his band in his acceptance speech. What a doosh.
did you screw his daughter too Carey? everyone else did ZING
Go away Jim
Speaking of douches, here's Jim Carrey.
wtf jim carrey. never liked him. at all.
Kristin, you can let go. It's okay, you're among friends. Fall back into the trust circle. Namaste, betches
Laura Dern looks great, but her teeth are grey!
I bet Jim Carrey makes everyone uncomfortable at the after parties.
I loved Finding Nemo. Even before kiddos
Nice satin sheet and my kid's hair clip, Ms. Washington
They spend this time celebrating animation instead of showing nominees when that get to that category?
THAT STUPID HAT
I'm just bitter over pony bun and the fact that Fassbender was hella better.
Kerry Washington has good styling.
AND BEDAZZLED RED BOOTIES
Geez that thing in the background is giving me acid flashbacks of warehouse raves of the 90's!
Not the dress, though. Hair and make up are good.
I want to see June Squibb get up and dance.
What fresh hell?
This song can shut up now.
Sparkle Motion truly are committed…
Meryl's white girl shoulder shake was better than anything we saw at the Grammy's.
i feel Pharrel should've worn a gold hat….
And people are standing for it. Pace yourselves, guys
that was horrible.
Pharell is a vampire. Dude does not age. Maybe that stupid effing hat has youthening properties.
That was awful…I kept looking at those kids and measuring their innocence levels
@Kristin, you are not alone.
Dan Amira ?@DanAmira 4m*putin voice* "Jared Leto has point." *withdraws from Crimea*
The song is fine…The production was awful and his voice was too low in the mix.
I really like the colour of Kerry Washington's sheet
i DO NOT have a level of wine for this crapfest …I repeat WINE LEVEL too LOW
haha…Steampunk, that's what Michael Jackson would have been doing if he were alive…
Hey guys, sooo what did i miss?
Samuel L Jackson gots no hairs
That smile! Samuel you looked like a skull
cmon American hustle
Bwawha Miss Kitty
Yay Catherine! Go Aussies!!
Naomi, the androgynous 90s called. They want their hair back.
OLD LADY SIDE HAIR!
God love her, the bra can be storage for so many useful things….
oh geez…she's not THAT old
no ONE CARES …….gah i hate these oscars
Aussies in DA ' ouse
Strange dress, anonymous winner
Oh wait! Married to Baz Luhrman
whew 2/3…….that Chloe bag WILL BE MINE
Claudea:-Jordan Catalano is an Oscar winner and single-handedly solved the situation in Ukraine.-AnnE is super smug-Lupita, Meryl, and Amy Adams danced-The Hat is back
30 minutes in and 3 awards handed out. We're going to be here all night.
I loved her dress!
It's prom, y'all!
i like the wine coloured dress
That background of red roses reminds me of Mena Suvari in American Beauty.
yay! Fat girls represent, yo!
My son just told me I look just like the lasy in vlue velvet
Well, I will say one thing. Seeing the " non top " categories. You can see what the no money to waste people wear..:-\
Jennifer Garner was totally like "that woman is fat…I'm so glad I'm not fat."
Did you guys see Cumsinbatches photo bomb U2 on the red carpet? It's on Buzzfeed and it's untold!
Awww shit, grab your life alerts everyone – Harrison is here!
uh…is this man well?
Harrison Ford WESTERN! I mean DRUGS! DRINK!
In da house!
what up with Indiana? he sounds nervous.
Sounds like he has Parkinsons.
Is Hans Solo tanked?
True Detective trumps Oscars. See ya in an hour.
What do you mean, Charlie?
Does Harrison Ford demand that Indiana Jones music play everywhere he goes?
ellen said if number one 12 years slave win good second if they lose then the oscars are all racist ….spot on i will be yelling that for real if jennifer lawrence beat lupita
I thought HF looked really good! Didn't know he has an earring
My Charming Potato!!! He's reading out loud so good today!
Oh no TTM, we have a flag on the game. Vote, I'd Ford drunk or stoned?
Think Sandy B. looks good today. Glad she did something with her hair, I hate it when she just leaves it long and straight. Nice dress too.
mixed up his Xanax and his Viagra. Looked like his eyes were erect.
I'm going with opiates, Steampunk. He was slurring a bit.
EWWWW just flipped to the walking dead Daryl just skinned and cooked a snake……gag……
lol Miss Kitty.
When the commercials are more interesting than the broadcast…
haha miss kitty
@misskitty, that made me ROFL! He sounded 148 years old!
isn't. she. dead?
vertigo is my favorite movie ever.
WTF is going on with kim novaks mouth
I don't like the looks of the TexasTRex, but I could listen to his voice alllllll.night
Awwwww bummer. Kim Novak looks like the cat face lady.
Dayyyumm kim, I heard but jeeze, that smile.The joker must a had the same plastic surgeon
Huh. That was awkward, Ms Novak
Same surgeon as Priscilla?
That was a bit sad. I thought she had a minor stroke at first.
I swear to god, my dad had sex with Kim Novak. I remember my parents talking about it when I was a kid. I swear on all that is holy and gossipy, that's true. AND IT WAS (I'm really sorry) anal sex. And yes…I've been in therapy for years thanks to my parents who couldn't shut the hell up…
The guy on the right, he looks like he's gonna fall apart
Matthew M wants to slap a bitch! A wasted old lady bitch!
What the hell, Kim?
Frozen…like her face
Frozen! Like so many faces here tonight
Kristen Bell is so cute
Oh Miss Kitty, I feel ya my parents were over sharing hippies who were both queens of TMI! My dad claimed to have been the lover of Tennessee Williams for a time when he lived in the Florida Keys….no proof, but I'd say it could be true
Do you think DiCaprio has accepted he probably won't win or does he think he still might get it?
Sally Field looks great!! Bill Murray, not so much
cmon Gidget get your shit together
Either Sally has aged remarkably well, or she needs to introduce Kim Novak to her surgeon.
Cmon Sally…nice.Bill Murray looked DRUNK! and like he fell himselfDOUBLE DRINK!
Becky, although I've made it my mission to base my parenting skills by doing the exact opposite of what my parents did, I fear one day my daughter saying…"OH God, my mother (fill in the blank…"
hey i forgot about Jessica Chastain……..where is she this year?
So many great movies
You got that right, One Eye. Where's Susan Lucci's plastic surgeon. That guy's a magician
Ah Miss Kitty, I think we all turn into some version of our parents in the end, right? I don't have kids, but dog gives me a truly evil side eye every now and then
What did they do to Emma Watson????
Emma Watson, that is ALL wrong. Sorry, JAS
Sometimes I think JGL is Pikachu come to life….
JGL! Damn, I would so educate him * leer*
I love you, JGL.
Hey – where is JAS?
Huh. Zac does look a little coke bloated…
I thought Enty said Efron was in rehab??
KAREN O!!!! Where's Derek???
zak is whack
I wonder if Laura Dern was thinking "Oh crap, I'm in the camera shot, so I HAVE to laugh at this schtick."?
WTF why cant these people read?? YOu have 3 lines and you're an actor FFS …memorize your line #cocaine
zac? zack? &*(#&
Zach ..uncle Jessie! I mean Zach..he should be nodding off within the hour…
This song=best thing about the movie
He did seem a little high. Tiny bit
Tardy to the parday… Kim Novak's face gave me all of the sads.
I'm getting a real shelly duvall from popeye vibe here from karen o.
Zac is still on da drugs.
Yay! Loved Gravity!
Do you think they are doing non sexy categories while we suffer thru commercials?
OMG Kim Novak's Tragic Plastic Surgery!
Hi Seven! I was wondering where you were!
LOL @ Zac Efron. "An aspiration to …"
I don't know about you, but I find aspiration important to my everyday life. Thanks, Zac!
funny Tina Fey commercial
MARTIN SHORT commercial #EdGrimley
Seven! Hey! Been snarkin ..you?
Tina Fey in an Amex commercial is the most entertaining I've seen so far this night.
@TTM – the hat actually has history, and is Vivienne Westwood: <a href='http://www.avclub.com/article/actually-pharrell-williams-crazy-grammys-hat-has-a-107307>The Buffalo Hat</a>
Ellen is not on her game tonight
Was that Fred Willard?!!!
dress good. side hair…bad
I know you guys dig Kate Hudson's dress, but me not so much
C'mon Just Before Losing Everything….
Ellen does looks bored tonight canadackick, maybe Tina and Amy can come take over.
5/7 categories right so far .whooo me lol
Ellen seems stoned tonight#Notherusualselfagreed
kate hudsons dress looked better with the cape TTM
Sorry, Kristin. Dang Helium, stealing all the awards
yes! needs the cape!
whooop another one right….
Why are they plying Forrest Gump music?
Canadachick I'm 6/7 but Lainey hates us 'mericans and won't allow us to enter the contest
These guys look like Timelords!
Olivia Wilde really cleaned up Jason Sudeikis.
i always feel bad for the second dude who tries to go …….
This is the garbage music that gets to be played at the Oscars? Why is this considered good? Wtf
I'm killing it in my predictions. One wrong so far. Best animated short, but that doesn't count, right?
Is Whoopi Goldberg on oxygen?
I always feel uncomfortable when someone gets cut off by the orchestra.
Harrison should ask Ellen how Anne is?
Thanks TTM. Think I'm the only dork who watched all the shorts. If The Great Beauty wins best foreign film, I swear I will deadlift my house into rubble.
Really, Lucas? I thought it was a Jamiroquoi tribute! Thanks for the info. Welcome to the Oscar thread!
Coop looks BUFF
to kill a mockingbird music for bc? huh?
So…B Coop…gay or likes girls that just graduated from high school? Can't figure him out.
Pick the comfortable one! Yay!!Way to keep the passionate speeches down!!!
That silver dress would look good on somebody…not her, sadly…but someone
i think BC not gay just…..has mama issues like LEO
ok singing lady….enough
Move over everyone! New thread!
Wow….best Oscar speech ever! The lungs on her!
what the hell was that??!?
hahah Angies face when everyone stood
I have a huge crush on Kevin Spacey, ever since American Beauty. Maybe I have daddy issues.
Move over warecat! New thread!