Sunday, March 02, 2014

Academy Award Telecast Part One


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Suzzique said...

cool

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Is the fashion totally underwhelming tonight, or I am just being a bitch because I didn't get my pony-bun?

JSierra said...

Trying to convince bar too change channel to Oscars. Having panic attack. MUST WATCH OSCARS!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Ha made it!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Def underwhelming, Kristin. But worth having four people talk about it in depth on E!

sandybrook said...

Ok JSierra ppl have been demanding drinking game Rulz!

Erik said...

i always get jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon confused.

sandybrook said...

Btw by default I may have won the drinking game :(

BeckyMae said...

Yep @Cocoa and @Kristin, lots of 'safe' choices and not enough pushing of the fashion envelope. They should have shown Pharrell's GF, she gave Angie a run for her money in an amazing femme tux!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I think the starlets totally blew their loads on the Golden Globes.

JSierra, what are the drinking game rules? Anytime Jonah Hill eye-f**ks Leo?

TalksTooMuch said...

Dunno what happened to the red carpet?

BeckyMae said...

Go Sandybrook! Have one or eleven for me :)

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Real life calls - bye y'all!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

TTM the Kristin Cavalleri commentary trumps The Brange. Duh.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Later Cocoa!!

BeckyMae said...

Maybe it got flooded TTM? T'was the weather for it....

annanaannnaaaa said...

I'm with you guys on the fashion being underwhelming.

sandybrook said...

Hay will and the co beard

Steampunk Jazz said...

We get to see fans?!?!, yeah Jada ..your fans

canadachick said...

Angies dress is FUG

Steampunk Jazz said...

Nice dress tho. She looks less plastic. Wind tunnel?

canadachick said...

i dont think there was any one standout OMG dress .....

BeckyMae said...

@canadachick agree! Her boobs look like they are melting into her waist!

Steampunk Jazz said...

White bowtie,
Tenner is so cute!

Miss Kitty said...

I agree with Canada...that was an ugly dress on Jolie. Plus, Guiliana needs to go on a diet, poor girl popped her zipper.

sandybrook said...

This birch in the white dress had a lot of work done in her face :(

OneEyeCharlie said...

Who's the Little Person interviewing Sandra?

Miss Kitty said...

I like Biel's dress, but the side hair is getting old.

Steampunk Jazz said...

$$& spellczheck!
Bullocks' dress....good color?

canadachick said...

ok KAte Hudson looks amazing

NaughtyNurse said...

Sandra Bullock destroyed her face! (And it wasn't that great to begin with!)

sandybrook said...

Angieis a saint leave her alone!

canadachick said...

i like the waist of Anna Kendricks dress

Miss Kitty said...

best dress - Kate Hudson

BeckyMae said...

Angie's a saint who poor fashion sense, sorry Sandy!
But I have to commend her for not wearing her usual black sack...

sandybrook said...

Leo you smug a-hole

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Seriously... what happened to the red carpet interviews??

canadachick said...

i think i agree Miss Kitty....Kate was HAWT..ROWR

canadachick said...

im not sure i can miss the Walking Dead for these people

sandybrook said...

They moved to ABC kristin

sandybrook said...

Show us just aboot over anywho..

Trixiefirefly said...

Kate Hudson for the win.

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm not crazy about Angelina Jolie's dress

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Canada, if you stat, you Will be seeing the walking dead

TalksTooMuch said...

Don't know any of these people! On CTV

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay! I know Robin Roberts! JGL! Rawr

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

I love AngieJo, but she is rather Mother-of-the-Bride-ish. :(

sandybrook said...

Gaydar alert on ABC

TalksTooMuch said...

Some dude is pawing at JGL face, hmm

TalksTooMuch said...

Some dude with weird glasses and a pimp hat

Count Jerkula said...

Any real skanky, revealing dresses on the red carpet?

Steampunk Jazz said...

May I start?
Kevin Spacey..Drugs!

TalksTooMuch said...

Drink!

sandybrook said...

Ok time for the opening monologue fuck the show!

Miss Kitty said...

okay, martinis are ready, lets DO this...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry count . not to me...

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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Count, Angie Jo's got some see-thru shit from the Sochi figure skating line. Her mammories looks great though!

TalksTooMuch said...

I am so pathetic. I was all tipsy and had to start pacing myself...just checked the bottle

I had ONE glass of wine! Pathetic

sandybrook said...

No Count but JLaw is fucked up and fell down drunk again :(

Steampunk Jazz said...

30 commercials later....

TalksTooMuch said...

I didn't like Angie's dress at all

NaughtyNurse said...

Yep, Kristin. Angie is definitely showing off her new breasticles.

sandybrook said...

TTM I'm embarrassed for you

Miss Kitty said...

hahahaha...Sochi Skating Line! Nailed it!

TalksTooMuch said...

Here we go!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Ellen?!? ( I forgot) Rilly!

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, sandy. I'm embarassed for myself

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Ellen looks like one of those Canadian judges or something.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ellen!! Velvet??

sandybrook said...

Yay Ellen!

canadachick said...

Enty must be squealing ..Ellens wearing VELVET

BeckyMae said...

Yaaaaay!!

Miss Kitty said...

Wow...worst male dressed goes to Ellen

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! Namechecking the older lady in green!

sandybrook said...

Hold on Lupita has a guy???

TalksTooMuch said...

Hee hee hee, Fassbender looked like he wanted some Lupita

Steampunk Jazz said...

No to the headband, lupita.

TalksTooMuch said...

Good lord, man, get your grill fixed!

TalksTooMuch said...

Liza is loooooooaded

BeckyMae said...

Oops, that Liza joke hit a bit of a bum note....

Miss Kitty said...

OOH! LIZA BURN

sandybrook said...

The guy who did the real life Abscam that the movie is based on lives about 5 miles from me.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ellen has beautiful eyes

BeckyMae said...

It's glittery velvet too! Never knew that even existed...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Travolta wore his hipster hair..

TalksTooMuch said...

Julia Roberts is yuck

sandybrook said...

I'm sure they all went to college

TalksTooMuch said...

Wow, Jada Pinkett looks great! So soft and pretty

canadachick said...

i thought Lupita was from Naoribi....as in Naorbi blue??? Ellen said Kenya?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

TRAVOLTA IS THERE???? My lumpy Sci-beast!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Did I miss the boob song yet?

TalksTooMuch said...

Drink! JLaw fall talk!

sandybrook said...

Elkenmissed the red carpet apparently

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Steampunk Jazz said...

Jennifer burn!

sandybrook said...

Leave her ALONE!

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! JBE is here!

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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Nairobi is the capital of Kenya, I believe?

Aaaaand here are the JLaw tripping jokes. Ellen is going for the easy jokes.

TalksTooMuch said...

Jared does have the ombre hair

sandybrook said...

Jordan Catalano is dirty

Miss Kitty said...

Travolta is displaying his Oscar dildo collection behind Ellen...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Close enough DRINK!

Miss Kitty said...

ohImSorry

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Stupid Blogger

TalksTooMuch said...

Texas TRex does equal Dirty Pretty

sandybrook said...

No you didnt

TalksTooMuch said...

Laura Dern looks fabulous!

canadachick said...

#embarrassed of Geography knowledge

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

I'm a little unclear on what you're asking, JBE? ;)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Not yet, JBE. It was such a hit last year I can't imagine they wouldn't want to revisit the boob song.

sandybrook said...

AnnE

TalksTooMuch said...

First White Presenter

canadachick said...

STFD AnnE

NaughtyNurse said...

Anne Hathaway needs more hair.

Erik said...

i hate annE

Kloie said...

G-d damnit, AnnE, you look terrible.

TalksTooMuch said...

Wow, right into Best Supporting!

canadachick said...

cmon JAred

Steampunk Jazz said...

Their not oscar dildos , they're oscar/ STD condoms,lol

auntliddy said...

I think anne h looks gorgeous

TalksTooMuch said...

I love the perm, Bradley

BeckyMae said...

And the winner is....Bradley Cooper's perm!!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I really wish Fassbender campaigned. He was so good.

TalksTooMuch said...

That was Fassy??

NaughtyNurse said...

Woohoo! Michael VaginaBender!!

BeckyMae said...

Jinx TTM!

sandybrook said...

And with her I shall bid you all a fond adieu and hopefully I will awaken once again tomorrow morning to visit CDaN and my favs

TalksTooMuch said...

They only show that one clip of Wolf of Wall Street!

BeckyMae said...

Yay Jared!

canadachick said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1 right

TalksTooMuch said...

Dirty Catalano won!

Miss Kitty said...

Yay Jared Leto!

Night Sandybrook!

NaughtyNurse said...

Yay, Jordan Catalano won! He deserves it.

Erik said...

jared needs a haircut.

BeckyMae said...

Bye Sandy!!

sandybrook said...

And good for you Jordan Catalano! Angela is proud!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Nice job, Jared. Last but not least

sandybrook said...

Bye!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'll bet Jonah Hill thought he won it or a second. Stupid "J" names.

canadachick said...

awwwwwwwwwww i love mommy stories

BeckyMae said...

He's gonna make me cry! Goddamn douche! JK

Renoblondee said...

Jesus won!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Night sandy

canadachick said...

im a gonna cry

TalksTooMuch said...

I totally teared up

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Because that's what the folks in Ukraine and Venezuela want to hear. Support from Academy award winner Jordan Catalano preaching about living your dreams and shit.

Steampunk Jazz said...

They didn't play him off?

BeckyMae said...

Great speech....

loopymommy said...

Greatest fucking speech ever.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Whoops. Guess I'm the sole cynical bitch here. Eep.

TalksTooMuch said...

Jim Carrey looks manic. Think it's the smile. .

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Amazing speech

Steampunk Jazz said...

Carrey...Drugs!

Count Jerkula said...

I can't believe he plugged his band in his acceptance speech. What a doosh.

canadachick said...

did you screw his daughter too Carey? everyone else did ZING

OneEyeCharlie said...

Go away Jim

Count Jerkula said...

Speaking of douches, here's Jim Carrey.

Erik said...

wtf jim carrey. never liked him. at all.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@kristen :-)

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, you can let go. It's okay, you're among friends. Fall back into the trust circle. Namaste, betches

Renoblondee said...

Laura Dern looks great, but her teeth are grey!

M. Brown said...

I bet Jim Carrey makes everyone uncomfortable at the after parties.

TalksTooMuch said...

I loved Finding Nemo. Even before kiddos

BeckyMae said...

Pharrell!!!

Miss Kitty said...

Nice satin sheet and my kid's hair clip, Ms. Washington

Miss Kitty said...

Nice satin sheet and my kid's hair clip, Ms. Washington

Steampunk Jazz said...

They spend this time celebrating animation instead of showing nominees when that get to that category?

TalksTooMuch said...

THAT STUPID HAT

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I'm just bitter over pony bun and the fact that Fassbender was hella better.

annanaannnaaaa said...

Kerry Washington has good styling.

TalksTooMuch said...

AND BEDAZZLED RED BOOTIES

BeckyMae said...

Geez that thing in the background is giving me acid flashbacks of warehouse raves of the 90's!

annanaannnaaaa said...

Not the dress, though. Hair and make up are good.

Scallywag said...

LOL https://twitter.com/p_maqueda/status/440284244850790400/photo/1

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I want to see June Squibb get up and dance.

Steampunk Jazz said...

What fresh hell?

Steampunk Jazz said...

What fresh hell?

Kloie said...

This song can shut up now.

BeckyMae said...

Sparkle Motion truly are committed...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Meryl's white girl shoulder shake was better than anything we saw at the Grammy's.

canadachick said...

i feel Pharrel should've worn a gold hat....

TalksTooMuch said...

And people are standing for it. Pace yourselves, guys

Erik said...

that was horrible.

annanaannnaaaa said...

Pharell is a vampire. Dude does not age. Maybe that stupid effing hat has youthening properties.

Steampunk Jazz said...

That was awful...I kept looking at those kids and measuring their innocence levels :-(

Scallywag said...

@Kristin, you are not alone.

Dan Amira ‏@DanAmira 4m
*putin voice* "Jared Leto has point." *withdraws from Crimea*

jw11 said...

The song is fine…The production was awful and his voice was too low in the mix.

TalksTooMuch said...

I really like the colour of Kerry Washington's sheet

canadachick said...

i DO NOT have a level of wine for this crapfest ...I repeat WINE LEVEL too LOW

Miss Kitty said...

haha...Steampunk, that's what Michael Jackson would have been doing if he were alive...

canadachick said...

Ellen sucks

Miss Kitty said...

Lawrence Fishburn!

Claudea said...

Hey guys, sooo what did i miss?

TalksTooMuch said...

Samuel L Jackson gots no hairs

Steampunk Jazz said...

That smile! Samuel you looked like a skull

canadachick said...

cmon American hustle

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwawha Miss Kitty

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