Sunday, March 02, 2014

Academy Awards Telecast Part Two


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Trixiefirefly said...

First

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, duckies, get over here! The other thread is too long!

TalksTooMuch said...

Over!

Seven of Eleven said...

@TTM! o/ \o

Trixiefirefly said...

Well that woke me up. Nice.

TalksTooMuch said...

I posted to let people know!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hey ohhhhh.

BeckyMae said...

Hellooooo!

Miss Kitty said...

thanks TTM

Seven of Eleven said...

My man Kevin Spacey!

I missed the red carpet and almost all of the first part, but JLaw is looking lovely every time they show her.

Why did Christian Bale just act like "who is Angela Lansbury"? I love Bale but I'd cut him for that...

DocP said...

That documentary got me thinking about MV

canadachick said...

OMG that pic on the thread is the lady i commented on hours ago when i said you should NOT wear a low cut dress with those droppy boobs

Steampunk Jazz said...

Thanks guys

TalksTooMuch said...

I love how they didn't switch to Angelina Jolie when Kevin Spacey pointed at her.

I'm probably just not a nice person

Dena said...

Crazy lady sings and Bill Murray fucking loves it!

canadachick said...

wow didnt even show the Jolie when they announced her win.....#shunned

TalksTooMuch said...

I LOVE ANGELA LANSBURY, SEVEN!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh dear thank you all things that are lovely, Geoffrey Rush said my name. I shall die a happy woman.

TalksTooMuch said...

AJo is just so very skinny

House said...

Yes Dena, I was howling. That's the most engaged he's been in years...and I love him anyway. :)

BeckyMae said...

I could listen to Geoffrey Rush talk for days and days....

Claudea said...

I am so disappointed for the art of killing losing... such a gem. But it made for a musical oscar acceptance and it was delicious!

@Kristin thx for the recap. Had a little trouble w/ my connection but I am now back.

@Little P : your Frozen joke was simple but very good

Steampunk Jazz said...

They probably dint want you to realize she was skinnier than she is in the video... #pencilsbethicker

Renoblondee said...

Yay Steve Martin!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

PRESENT!! (Thanks TTM)

Angelina is flawless and Brad's kiss on her head was perfectly timed. Those two have game.

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm signing all of my credit slips "Tina Fey" from here on out.

Oh Brad, I am not happy with your hair. Can we get the in between of scruff and duff?

TalksTooMuch said...

Ewan!

canadachick said...

Ewen looks not hot..WTF Oscars why are you killing my lady wood??

Miss Kitty said...

Oh, Ewan McGregor is my fav...but honey's gotta wash that hair.

House said...

Ewaaaaaaaaaaaan and Viola kill me now.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Great Beauty was the worst film I saw all award season. THE.WORST.

TalksTooMuch said...

I would prefer Hiddles, but I will take Ewan

Crossing fingers for you Kristin, I know you want the Belgain one!

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh sorry

Claudea said...

I so want to see The Missing Picture. It looks so good!

WareCat said...

haha!! TTM told me to move it! =p
Can I sit w/ u guys?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Great Beauty - lame Fellini rip-ff. The Hunt was a great movie.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I'll scootch over, Ware

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

FFFUUUUUUUCK!
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck!
FUCK!

Seven of Eleven said...

Ewan needs to be undressed, that is the only look I will accept.

iknowpeople said...

Love Bill Murray and his genuine reaction to Darlene Love's acceptance song. She kicks off the Christmas season every year on Letterman when she sings "Christmas" (Baby Please Come Home).

House said...

Ewan, and then the Italians. My ears are puddles of lovesickness.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kristin, you mad about something, boo?

@WareCat, come sit by me. I've got all the snark and maybe some dirty pictures...

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hmmm. Trying to decide how comfort Kristin. She's a bit agitated and I can't afford to lose any more body parts.

Miss Kitty said...

Right now...I feel like I'm dating an OS

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry kristen :'(

BeckyMae said...

I got drunk with Ewan and Dougray Scott when they were in Oz filming Moulin Rouge and Mission Impossible respectively. Both lovely, gracious men with gorgeous bloody accents!

Seven of Eleven said...

BRAD.

TalksTooMuch said...

Me TOO, Miss Kitty!!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Ellen is wearing one of those bright white suits thy wore on planet Krypton.

House said...

BeckyMae, I kneel before you. :)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Totally fine, @7. Why?

Thanks for the support, TTM. Broken Circle Breakdown was amazing.

Seven of Eleven said...

AND U2.

I'll be in my bunk.

Miss Kitty said...

HAIR. WASH. SHAMPOO.

IS IT ASKING TOO MUCH???

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey HEY, Brad looks fantastic!

Lucas said...

Pitt cleans up nice. And I thought Ewang looked good. But I also have a tiny man crush on him.

canadachick said...

hello BRAD and introducing U2....yes i like it

Miss Kitty said...

BeckyMae?!?!?!

Damn.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sorry guys. Nothing to see here. Totally fine because - ya know - Brad.

WareCat said...

Time to turn my volume down.

Lucas said...

Also - Bono could sing the phone book and make me verklempt.

BeckyMae said...

Ahhh nah, stand @House whilst it was an amazing night I am pretty sure I was an obnoxious fan girl to both, but I was young....

Seven of Eleven said...

I will wash Brad's hair. And Bono's, too. I'll put Lucas at the front of the line, though.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

You don't have to worry about ashing The Edge's hair.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

^washing. Shit.

BeckyMae said...

But my friend who was with me got verrrrrry friendly with Dougray and is, I believe, responsible for Hugh Jackman's career....

Miss Kitty said...

I love The Edge

House said...

Nice to hear that Bono's voice is back. He blew it out for awhile there, but this stripped-down version is great.

LowKey said...

I would wash Hugh Jackman.

Seven of Eleven said...

Jared Leto hair station up for grabs

Miss Kitty said...

alright alright alright

House said...

@BeckyMae I'd have a hard time not getting that friendly myself. I often imagine male acquaintances and coworkers with accents and it's crazy how much more appealing they become.

Miss Kitty said...

okay, so...I need to give Brad, Jared and Ewan a bath. Hmm, yep...I'm up for that

canadachick said...

did i miss any awards after U2 took doggie out to pee?

Lucas said...

For me the coolest guy in U2 is Adam Clayton. So dapper-looking.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay for man crushes! Did you know your post disappeared, Lucas?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Canadachick, U2 takes your dog out to pee?

TalksTooMuch said...

Bono has a voice like a bell. Beautiful

Steampunk Jazz said...

I left too:-D

TalksTooMuch said...

Leave Liza alone!!

Portland Foodie said...

TelePrompTer is getting fired and I'm still obsessing over lack of dental hygiene

Jason Blue Eyes said...

LUCILLE 2!

Claudea said...

I hate that fake nonchalence Ellen has going tonight

TalksTooMuch said...

Julia looked pissssedddd to be passed over

BeckyMae said...

@house I used to live in Edinburgh....I basically spent two years there peeling myself off the floor constantly....

Claudea said...

TTM Ha!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Just take the damn photo

TalksTooMuch said...

Brad and Bradley sandwich. I WILL BE IN MY BUNK!

Claudea said...

TTM Ha!

feraltart said...

Hi CDan community,
Just a quick shout out to all of you as I am in Australia and working. I had plans to read the comments during my day, but that did not happen. Hope you continue to have a great time and all your crushes and freebies clean up nicely for you.
Cheers, over and out.
Feral.

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TalksTooMuch said...

Chiwitel

LowKey said...

Verklempt... Dapper... Lucas, you're gonna give me a wordgasm ;)

BeckyMae said...

Bye Feral! I'll represent for the Aussies!! Go Cate!

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristen Bell just looks so cute

Miss Kitty said...

Feral! How cool.

House said...

@BeckyMae to quote the Cure, why can't I be you? Hee hee....that's so rad.

canadachick said...

ahh look at Angie getting in on the group pic and waving

TalksTooMuch said...

THOR!

Lucas said...

Thor and Charlize? THAT'S a sandwich I wanna be a part of.

Sherry said...

Hey is there room at the table for me? Missed you all this weekend. My new iPhone won't let me post..Waaaahhhhhh!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sigh....

Steampunk Jazz said...

Drugs!

TalksTooMuch said...

He has an accent....swooon

BeckyMae said...

@house, you can! You quoted the Cure, let's be besties!!

TalksTooMuch said...

I want the kitty to win

TalksTooMuch said...

THOR!!

BeckyMae said...

Hemsworth looks like a limo driver...a built limo drive, but still...

Miss Kitty said...

Lucas...I just thought to myself, "ooh, Brad and Angie...now there's a sandwich."

A lot of "hungry" people in here..

House said...

@BeckyMae I love it. :) CDAN brings everyone together!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Angelina jumping up to get in that picture is the best part of the show.

Ps-no one retweet that picture.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sooo Lucas, I wouldn't mind that sandwich either...

BeckyMae said...

Needs more Loki....

TalksTooMuch said...

Loookit the eyes on it!

Lucas said...

@Steampunk - Right? Jesus. I'm 98.4% hetero but that dude. Damn.

canadachick said...

damn you sound people your skewering my numbers

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Gravity is going to win everything tonight. Everybody else can go home. Except you, Cate. You should stay.

Seven of Eleven said...

Thor + Charlize =

umm.... what what were we talking about?

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, such cynicism in such a lovely person.

Trust circle

Steampunk Jazz said...

Julia's getting exciiiited! Maybe...? Possibly..?

~~Stepforded~~ said...

I'm very late to the party today ... so much for a few days off work and chance to catch up on sleep :-/

Anyhoo ... watching it now ... some of these behind-the-scenes guys are sooooo boring and dry ...

And flicking over to E! to watch the re-run of the red carpet during the boring bits - have to say, Kelly and Ross ruin it with their silly giggling and shouting over the top of everyone and each other ...

I feel all awarded-out ... thank goodness this is the last one for a while

BeckyMae said...

Mein liebchen, Waltzy!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Man, Ellen's having some trouble with names, ain't she?

Michelle said...

Christopher Waltz is the first presenter whose forehead actually moves.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Hey Sherry! You can come stand in the corner with me! I got all Hulk Smash over the foreign films so I'm in time-out.

TalksTooMuch said...

That's pretty much what she was like on the red carpet...drunky mchigh

Seven of Eleven said...

COME ON JLAW!!!

BeckyMae said...

Hi Stepforded! Southern Hemisphere in da house!

Dena said...

I love Christophe Waltz!

TalksTooMuch said...

Lupita is so gorgeous

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh s*, Lupita brought it home!

No, Julia Scenery Chewer Lenscrafter Roberts.

Erik said...

i think that stupid selfie broke twitter.

TalksTooMuch said...

I am so hoping for nana to win!

Lucas said...

I want the Nebraska lady to win.

BeckyMae said...

Ok, @seven my telecast is def behind then we are only at Squibb!

Miss Kitty said...

LOL...damn, June Squibb is my mom

annanaannnaaaa said...

Fuck yeah, Lupita!!!!!!

canadachick said...

bahahah liza

Lucas said...

But I am okay with Lupita getting it. Thank god Bitchface McGee didn't win.

Claudea said...

OMG lupita!! so happy she looks so happy!!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey Step, glad you made it:-)

Miss Kitty said...

oh, Isn't Lupita pretty?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Lupita power!

Sherry said...

Yes !!! Lupita won. so incredibly happy and apparently is the crowd.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay Lupita!

I saw Travolta's wiglet to the side, v nice!

Miss Kitty said...

but someone needs to get that girl a sandwich now that award season is going to be over.

Erik said...

aww lupita.

TalksTooMuch said...

Did she say John Bobbit?

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Melissa said...

Her chest bones are freaking me out...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Started well but now she's blithering...
More cowbell!

TalksTooMuch said...

We'll get it next time, Nana

Seven of Eleven said...

I love Lupita so much. So very, very much. The earrings are amazing, the color is perfect. I'm not a fan of the breastbone-bearing dresses on her but it seems to work; and she called out Chewie, Michael, Sarah, and Patty - this woman is a-mofo-mazing.

Miss Kitty said...

I think we all agreed on that win. Also, we probably are all happy that Roberts didn't win. heh heh heh

Trixiefirefly said...

Why did they have to play Lupita off to that song?

Trixiefirefly said...

Why did they have to play Lupita off to that song?

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Miss Kitty, right on!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Her speech was lovely. (Is that better, TTM ;)

JLaw looked relieved as shit not to get called up.

Steampunk Jazz said...

TTM, bobbit handles the movie spool...:-D

M. Brown said...

Lupita and Jordan Catalano have a lot to celebrate together tonight!

TalksTooMuch said...

I love you, drinky Tina

Steampunk Jazz said...

TTM, bobbit handles the movie spool...:-D

canadachick said...

ah no thanks to mr pitt BRAPITA=Broken

MadLyb said...

Lupita is probably the most perfect Oscar winner ever.

Steampunk Jazz said...

:-D

Sherry said...

What happened Kristin? I missed the reason for your time out.

It's okay boo to be passionate about film..don't let it vex you.

BeckyMae said...

Angie's gonna eat??

~~Stepforded~~ said...

Hi BeckyMae! :-)

Yep; your Sunday night is my Monday afternoon 'n all that ...

:-)

Lucas said...

Gotta admit - the pizza thing is cute.

Erik said...

get on with the show already.

Miss Kitty said...

Brad is just being so cute tonight...he's moving up my ranks.

BeckyMae said...

Love the new GIF avatar Stepforded!

~~Stepforded~~ said...

HA! I bet we don't see any of those skinny minnie actresses eat any pizza ...

I'd be worried about ruining my lipstick ...

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! Someone's feeding Angie!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

TTM, who is Nana?

And yes, I saw Travolta's wiglet. It's going into my official weavelet collection. Seven and Hesienberg have their dissertations and theses, I have my John Travolta Hairpiece retrospective.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ellen is reading off the Teleprompter again...

~~Stepforded~~ said...

This woman speaks beautifully!

Claudea said...

I don't think the pizza bit is cute... it could be but I don't know.

TalksTooMuch said...

Nana is June Squibb. We will get that award next year, you'll see

Seven of Eleven said...

Jared needs a pizza but grumpy grandpa Jones is all "Ally McBeal is gluten intolerant! It was on the RSVP card!"

Miss Kitty said...

Stepforded! lolololol! Love that avatar

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Steampunk Jazz said...

Fresh hell, Ellen! FRESH HELL!

BeckyMae said...

Yeah, Ellen seems really nervous, I'm starting to feel bad for her!

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey! Where is Lady Heisenberg?? Haven't seen her for days!

MadLyb said...

Pizza got my attention. I'm sure millions of Americans perked up just now.

~~Stepforded~~ said...

Was that pizza guy Ellen's staff member who normally brings the guests their props / gifts out (the one who runs everywhere)?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Scorsese's Italian. Of course he wants pizza.

canadachick said...

ok boring lady FAWK move it along NO ONE CARES

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwahaha!! Seven

Claudea said...

@Stepford Me 2!! it's nearly noon here and I don't hate mondays today

~~Stepforded~~ said...

Hi Steampunk! :-)

TalksTooMuch said...

LOVE Bill Murray

MadLyb said...

Why didn't the camera zoom to Angie eating? I'm worried, people. It was cute of Brad to hand out plates.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Did you see Nebraska, TTM? She was awesome in it.

TalksTooMuch said...

If he's into redheads, I gotta shot...

Miss Kitty said...

I think Ellen mixed up her meds tonight. She doesn't seem happy to be there.

Miss Kitty said...

oh...and Bill Murray is God

~~Stepforded~~ said...

Thanks BeckyMae! :-)

TalksTooMuch said...

I didn't see all of it, Kristin, but I so want to

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