Has Connor Cruise been seen with anyone new?
Scott Eastwood (although why he'd have to pay for it is beyond me).
HA, could be anyone…wonder if mom knows?
Depending on who it is if Mom knows that would be the interesting part & whether she approves or just goes along for some reason
Ah-nald's son in Miami.
Also, his dad is a pig.
Maria showed up Saturday looking mad ya'll.
Jaden Smith came to mind… I don't know that the clues fit.
could be worse? dad could be encouraging date rape? pedophilia? yeah…not a whole lot much creepier than this.
@Vintage, Jaden is much closer to C list than Conor Cruise, having been in a couple of successful movies. The only place Conor Cruise is C-list is in the phone book.
WTF kind of parent does this. How could it possibly be a good idea? Buying friends of any kind for your kid is getting them off to a bad start. It teaches them that they can't make friends on their own, and it teaches them that people are currency to be used.
Nice one, Wiglet. Cage and Raymond Nicholson are also good guesses
Good Dad points. "Here's a hooker to practice with".
I like the Nic Cage guess – his son looks like he might need some extra help with the ladies. The DM identified the girl with Swartz's kid to be his girlfriend. He was also randomly photographed holding hands with a guy
I believe that this could happen. What I don't buy is the son telling someone straight-up that his *dad* paid for her. I mean, that's basically saying, "I gotta pay for it" or "I can't get laid unless my dad pays someone", right? Why not lie or be vague?
I feel like there's an age range for guys where you would mock this. The age range of, "I get it. You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to *leave*," perspective comes later. God, I can't believe I just quoted Sheen. Ugh.
Also possible, the kid is an indiscreet idiot.
Weston Cage is not at all unattractive. Batshit crazy, yes, but not unattractive.
Her son Patrick was my first and onlu guess as well. This wouldn't be the first time that good old mom has been the (seemingly only) voice of reason on that family and intervened; remember when she flew out East and immediately put the ki-bosh on Swifty trying to get her hooks into Patrick a few years back? (GREAT mom-move btw.) Taylor immediately realized that's Maria was not someone who she wanted to or could f**k with and took the next Kennedy she actually could get-that poor high schooler Connor.
Could be Cages's son. He might have some trouble finding a girl. I wouldn't be surprised if Cage pays for it.
Maybe not sexual. Maybe sober coach.
I thought the gossip was that Purdy Patrick S was gay. Obviously, I have zero kid knowledge about him, other than he wants celebrity fame badly, and knows he's a good looking kid born stealing home.
I also thought Cage had long ago bought ass for Weirdo Weston before he found steady female company himself. Wasn't it a blind here, lol?
Serious question: how long could you talk, face to face, with Jaden Smith, until you jack slapped the stupidity off of his face? My palm itches whenever I see that constipated faced jizz whistle.
Couldn't have said better myself about Jaden
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+1 on Connor Cruise. He was recently in Australia and I wonder if the paid lady friend was actually some sort of Co$ minder?
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Not one of the Kennedy's can claim the victim card. They are all a victim of the family hubris. The same hubris that catapulted them to the upper echelons in government, power, and pay offs. The same that keeps their criminal asses out of jail consistently, no sympathy for any of them. However, if a family did fare better than any other in the Kennedy clan it was Eunice and Sargent Shriver. They and Jackie, didn't want their kids running wild all over Massachusetts like wildebeests on cocaine and acid.
I was far more worried about Tyler Swifts reputation and well being. She is far too good for any Kennedy off spring.
di Butler asked: Serious question: how long could you talk, face to face, with Jaden Smith, until you jack slapped the stupidity off of his face?==========================I have patience now that I didn't have when I was younger. Thirty seconds sounds about right. Is that about how long it takes to walk across the room to where he's standing?
Nutty, I <3 U. That is the best slam, you should get credited if some yobbo uses it!