Monday, March 03, 2014

Blind Item #11- Academy Award Parties

This married very drunk B- list NCIS actor was being flirted with and he told her to cut the crap and shut up unless she wanted to f**k him. She said she would so the very drunk actor left with her in his car.

53 comments:

sandybrook said...

Shemar Moore in those shows?

sandybrook said...

No hes not dipshit try again (trolling myself)

Seven of Eleven said...

Well, I hope she was driving. DUIs aren't fun (and I'm guessing drunk B- actors who pass before the deed is done, let along begun, aren't, either).

me said...

Nope LL Cool J is in NCIS LA. Shemar is on Criminal Minds

sandybrook said...

Michael Weatherly

Suzzique said...

well its not gary durden

Derek Harvey said...

who says chivalry is dead

Seven of Eleven said...

DUIs aren't fun for the other drivers, either - should have clarified that.

Mr Sandy, I'd go hide in the woodshed. Shemar Moore is universally beloved in these parts, and I sense a pack of ladies who will have your parts for such a suggestion.

sandybrook said...

I did call myself out though @7 and changed my answer to a more respectable one

Kelly Whaley said...

Mark Harmon?

Melpomene25 said...

Haha @ sandy trollin' himself!

Derek Harvey said...

I hope the chick was Liza Minelli--that would be highlarious

TalksTooMuch said...

Shemar Moore isn't on NCIS and HE WOULD NEVER! Unless he would, then I am totally heading to LA with a new laminated list. Who has whiteout??

sandybrook said...

Mark Harmon would never cheat on Pam besides hes A-list Tv. :(

Derek Harvey said...

@TTM ---will he be the one to finally shut you up?! **jokes*** xo

TalksTooMuch said...

Derek: there's only one way to find oot!

Anna Belle said...

Wheatherly...the guy is a sleeze

Sugar said...

Exactly Derek. Romantic, isn't it?
Do they make a Hallmark card for that? Hey potential lover for the night.... (inside card)Cut the crap and shut up unless you want to fuck me.

rajahcat said...

Mark Harmon would never........

very gentlemanly behavior though for whomever.....:(

VeronicaCostello said...

My guess would be Sean Murray. He lost a lot of weight when he quit drinking, but recently started putting it back on. Weatherly's wife is an MD and they have two tots under age two. I doubt he gets out much any more. Hell, she probably has his balls in a jar for safekeeping!

Owning It said...

Lololol!!!

auntliddy said...

I like that. Just cut to the chase, no games. Efficent!

chilonj said...

I still want to know the real reason Cote de Pablo left NCIS---if it was Weatherly or someone else.

Blondie! said...

sadly LLCoolJ.

headrot said...

So much love for this :) <3

Seven of Eleven said...

@chilonj, I believe there was a BI on this site that suggested some issues with drug cartels. I'm not at a place where I can google it, though. From what I remember, the BI was pretty specific and she was the popular guess.

BeckyMae said...

Hehehehe

Shotinthedark said...

One of my friends would be very upset at that suggestion too. So would I, but only because it'd mean my pretty damm accurate gaydar had failed. I LOVE Criminal Minds and Shemar is gorgeous and funny, but he is so camp when giving interviews my 'dar goes off loudly.

Habibti said...

I like a direct man! Lol!

LowKey said...

So it wasn't enough that your spellchek trolls you, now you've started trolling yourself?
I'm worried about you, Sandy.

Ander said...

LL Cool was at the Vanity Fair Party last night

Gina Sz said...

He has previously cheated in his soap days

hollywood dime said...

When LL cheats, its not with women.

MadLyb said...

Please don't let this be Mark Harmon. Please?

Dizzel said...

Ouch, HDime! Bringing the decades old rumours to a screeching halt!

Is it wrong that I 100% believe you?

PJ said...

Hey, at least he was straightforward and to the point. There's nothing worse that a c**k tease, female OR male.

PJ said...

Also, this has to 100% be Michael Weatherly as Mark Harmon is pretty much a bonifide saint at this point...

sandybrook said...

Not to worry LowKey I often call myself out.

Gypsytrill said...

The white guy on the LA show who plays LL's partner, he married young and had a litter of kids. He played Robin when he was very young.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@7 I thought Vergara was the international drug lord and Cote de Pwhatever had some sort of fling in set?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kristin, I surrender to the opinion of the wiglet.

(imnotscaredimnotscared)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@7 Gah! You're probably totally right. I have a terrible memory.

Don't be scurr'd. I know that thing on Travolta's head last night rattled us all, but I think we are safe from the lumpy Sci-Wiglet. I mean, it's not like it'll crawl out of the bogs at night and steal the children, right? RIGHT??!

fancyscreenname said...

@hdime

So the tyranny stories are true?
Huh...
When I lived in NYC there were stories of LL trolling lower Manhattan for chicks with dicks. One lady was on Wendy Williams' radio show telling a story about how fond LL was of tyranny BJ's. I thought that the lady was misstaken and just blew a guy who resembled LL. Wendy used to out all the gay rappers back in the day.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kristin, I'm probably wrong, it happens far too often for my taste. {grumpy milakunis cat face}

I almost lost a lovely sip of two buck chuck last night when you gushed about your SCI-BEAST - that was so many levels of wrong that made it so right!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@7 I am fascinated by that man's hair systems. I've been telling my loved ones about the sea monkey farm he's been trying to grow on his head for the last decade.

Last night was my vindication. Like Tim Robbins in Shawshank after he crawled outta that sewer...or something.

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.

MJ said...
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MJ said...

I think you mean 'tranny'. 'Tyranny' is something different....

c17 said...

Nooooo! Not my McGeek! :-(

Henriette said...

I'm going to say the former Robin who is on NCIS LA. He's been married forever with a passel of kids.

Alita said...

Once again I like @fancy's typos, and am going to give a tyranny bj as soon as is humanly possible.

I suspect it was an auto-correct, MJ. I feel confident that fancy knows the word 'tranny.' :)

fancyscreenname said...

@MJ...
The spellcheck on my tablet is really aggressive. Of course I meant TRANNY.

@alita...
Lol
Thanks for the defense. Have a GOOGLE day. ;^)

Alita said...

Ahem, fancy, but it's been long enough for 'humanly possible,' and it was awesome. I was all dictatorial an' stuff. Neat ;)

I'm not so much trying for the white knight kingdom of CDaN 'net, though I seem to be claiming it the past few days. However I'm really *seriously* confident you know how to spell tranny. Really.

And I still love having a Google day XD

di butler said...

Yup, going w that Weatherly dude. LL isn't down for that.