Sunday, March 02, 2014

Blind Item #1

This A+ list mostly television actor who would drop down to a B if you threw him in some movies is on a hot cable show. He also has a girlfriend who is more like a wife. That was him the other night with a multitude of women all sitting on his lap seeing if the legends are true. The good news for his girlfriend is that out of the ten women who gave his lap a try he only took home two. It's like winning the bronze. You made the podium.

36 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Hamm

texas rose said...

Hammaconda

kiki60651 said...

don cheadle

jane3113 said...

why not easy, easy?!

Nemesis said...

I concurre!

Lady Ro said...

Hambone

TalksTooMuch said...

Laminated list alert!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hamm doesn't strike me as being too bright. Am I being pretty girl prejudice? Its just the guys I've met that are packing don't waste time with Much conversation before they " throw it out there".

TalksTooMuch said...

I think he is plenty smart, he has such good comedic timing. Yes, you may be discounting his giant brain because of his enormous, um, pants

Henriette said...

Too easy---Hammbone.

me said...

He attended Northwestern University. So at least we know the Hamm is smart and packing

Steampunk Jazz said...

May be TTM, but all the gossip is about getting Way drunk and tapping anything that responds. I mean he's gonna be 43 next week, isn't that too old for fratboy behavior?

TalksTooMuch said...

He's on my laminated list, Steamy! He's not allowed to grow up until I can get my chubby bum to New York and the Jonathan Club!

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ TTM lol

S said...

Is that all it takes? A big piece? He has such an average body with skinny arms and a beer belly.

TalksTooMuch said...

Nope, mostly it takes personality. Have you ever seen him talk, or as Don Draper? Sex personified.

FrenchGirl said...

hammmmmmm

Blondie! said...

@S yes, but he's got a killer smile and very sexy eyes.

Moxie Girl said...

Hamm is't on cable. He's on network. That being said, no idea for a guess. VIP, Lotta, Sandy, TTM, etc. etc. keep working on this while the rest of us stand by and watch . . . .

TalksTooMuch said...

Moxie, Mad Men is on IFC, which is not network

texas rose said...

No Moxie - AMC is cable not network.

Moxie Girl said...

Oh damn - y'all are right. I was thinking Hamm, but then getting confused with the guy on Modern Family. Carry on

TalksTooMuch said...

If that were true, I would still be watching Modern Family

Steampunk Jazz said...

!maybe that's my problem, I've never seen Mad men. No cable :-\ all I know is what I've read here..

texas rose said...

Steampunk - If you are into retro 60's tv you should really watch it. Get it on dvd or Netflix. Different seasons have had their ups and downs but first few seasons were great.

TalksTooMuch said...

Steamy! Get thee to Netflix! First buncha seasons are on there. Also has John Slattery, who I can't talk aboot without embarassing myself

Steampunk Jazz said...

If you really recommend it, I'll give it a try...

auntliddy said...

Oh the places you could go on that hammbone. Sigh.

Lucas said...

He is a person! Stop objectifying him. He has FEELINGS! Is he not worth more than his ample member?




It was really hard to type that with a straight face, y'all.

Blondie! said...

Haven't watched Mad Men, but did see him in Friends with Kids and Bridesmaids....pretty hawt!

Fijigrrl said...

Leblanc episodes

mk said...

Liev Schreiber? He is on Ray Donovan on HBO.

B626 said...

I thought he was a Missouri grad

Diana Maras said...

It's so sad that there are so many people out there with no self-esteem who will whore themselves out. Gross.

TalksTooMuch said...

I MAY or may not have had a Free The Hammaconda shirt made...

Scallywag said...

@mk, Liev Schreiber already does a good amount of movies.