Friday, March 14, 2014

Blind Item #2

This former A- list celebrity/singer/offspring who is probably a C lister now despite her A list name recognition is trying to make another one of her comebacks. She was at rehearsal the other day and the oft troubled singer was drunk and couldn't remember any of the words to her songs and refused to use a teleprompter so she basically hummed for an hour.

35 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Did she hum on key?

MISCH said...

Why does anyone put up with this crap ?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Lily Allen

th47 said...

Ashlee Simpson, apparently looking for another chance on SNL?

Vera L- said...

Asslee sounds right.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Would Liza ever be considered C?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Natalie Cole?
" Infor....gettable....hmmm hmm him hmmmmmmm":-D

StewMcG said...

Not Natalie Cole. She's been on tour and just performed with The Cleveland Orchestra back in December (and she sounded AMAZING.)

I doubt Liza would ever be anything other than A list.

I'm thinking Asslee.

Massive G said...

Carlene Carter

Frosty said...

Lisa Marie Presley

crila16 said...

Paris Hilton...if you can even classify her as a singer with her one hit wonder.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Frosty's guess is interesting... Self medicating after the escape from Xenu?

Alicia said...

Speaking of drunks .. I'm starting to like alcohol less and less these days. I had two Jameson's with cider backs last night and I feel like shit today. Having zero tolerence was supposed to be fun.. And cheap!

Ray Nicolet said...

#onlygreenforme

OneEyeCharlie said...

Vitamin D3 pills are the bee's knees for anyone in the gray & gloomy MidWest during the winter months SAD ='s bad.

TalksTooMuch said...

Alicia, it's a mom thing, right?? All those years of training, poof! Gone! Smell a wine cork and I'm green

sugarbread maker said...

I'm with Lisa Marie presley.

wade-o-potatoface said...

Kelly Osbourne

Susan M said...

Ha, that's a good way to put it... all those years of training. I'm good for like one drink with dinner; any more than that, and I'd have a throbbing head the next day. But really, would I want to get tanked and then have to be up at 8 the next morning with a preschooler? No thanks.

Alicia said...

TTM - it is a mom thing! My four month old woke up at six am and my first thought was - neverrrrr agaaaaaiiin. Which, if you would've told me I'd say that about two drinks ten years ago, I'd have called you a plain old liar. Luckily the coffee has kicked in and my mini hangover is almost gone.
Ray - I'm with you buddy. Keep it green.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, Alicia! Good to see your lovely face!

Don't I know it, hon. Some years ago, I would have said there's not a single thing wrong with mimosas. Today, this person who had one too many of said delectable drinks is feeling the consequences. The show must go on!

AsileM said...

Beyonce's sister? Solange.

Gayeld said...

@Susan M. God, I shudder at the thought. Especially on the mornings she makes it clear she does NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

CharRicho said...

Another vote for Lisa Marie Presley.

Asslee and Solange are famous siblings, not famous offspring. I don't think Lily Allen is a famous offspring is she? If so, I missed that altogether.

Not sure that Kelly Osbourne would be classified as a celebrity/singer... she is both of those things, but she has done WAY more acting than singing so if you were going to call her a singer, you'd have to mention actress too. Or at least 'actress'. But who knows with Enty.

Basil said...

I'm glad Liza M wasn't the majority guess because I was all ready to come in here swinging and defending her. lol

Lisa Marie was never A as a singer. I liked her albums, but they were never big hits. As for celebrity though, she is not C list. No way.

Kelly O is a good guess, but didn't she only sing ONE song years ago? If she has had a full album out, I will say this is her. If this is her, she might not have been drunk though, but back on H.

MovingOn said...

After having a kid (I have a 3-yr old), drinking def isn't as fun as it used to be. The messed up thing is that I need it more now! Going more for green these days, too.

JGC said...

Lisa Marie Presley is at SXSW this year doing a free show at Whole Foods.

CharRicho said...

Agree that Lisa Marie was never A. But I can't think of anyone else who fits AS closely as she does. Maybe we should put her name on the "Enty please clarify this person's list rating" thread.

C'estMoi said...

Liza with a Z!

nurysp said...

liza and her lil blue streak

Alicia said...

Heeeeeey there Seven:) thank you! It's nice to comment occasionally. I voyeur but rarely get a chance to comment these days. My Scorpio child will have none of it! She's a little spit fire and needs all my attention. Alllll of it haha

dishy said...

I saw Lisa Marie in concert last year and she was AMAZING - truly one of the greatest shows I've seen in years. Now that she split for that COS she's doing better than ever - not her.....

JW said...

Liza - former A list, works like a C list now, but has A list name recognition. Often drunk although she seemed so out of it at the Oscars I wonder if something else is not the problem.

ktmonster said...

Lily Allen

di butler said...

LMP. It could be worse, y'all. I have all the time in the world to drink, but that's why I don't. I figure that would be all I'd want to do. Too easy.