Sunday, March 09, 2014

Blind Item #3

This A+ list mostly movie actor was buying wigs and lingerie last week and lots of makeup. None of it was for his B- list mostly movie actress fame loving girlfriend. Nope. These were all for the actor. His girlfriend is more open to this kind of thing then his ex. Plus, now he doesn't have to pay someone. Well upfront anyway. Usually.

23 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Adele. Dazeem.

sandybrook said...

Depp and Amber

Illium_Blue said...

Johnny depp

sugarbread maker said...

Johnny Depp

sandybrook said...

I wonder if she pegs him too?

Derek Harvey said...

***Oh why are you so weird boy?
Johnny are you queer boy?
When you asked for a date
I thought that you were straight
Johnny are you queer?***

TalksTooMuch said...

Your lips to God's ears, sandybrook

Tracey Phelps said...

I love Valley Girl :)

SeƱior Seamhead said...

+1

WritergirlinLa said...

Doesn't surprise me. He used to show up to the set of 21 Jump in like bunny costumes and such. Why would things change? And Heard is just happy to be with him so she'll do anything!

Seven of Eleven said...

I still don't know her from the lady who runs the craft booth at the farmer's market. She must have the fabled magical cooch of destiny.

Derek Harvey said...

A BUNNY Costume!? lolll
So is he on of those Furrys?!

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Derek: Bravo with the Josie Cotton reference. Of course, every time it comes up on Shuffle now, my mind will be led to darker, Depp filled corners.

@7/11 "magical cooch of destiny" HA! I am so co-opting that phrase.

laura ramona said...

I can imagine the scene. dressed like a cheap hooker, walking and talking like his character in Pirates of C and pumping drugs.

hollywood dime said...

@ OMG I just laughed so hard I accidentally snorted my orange juice up my nose. That shit burns. But 'magical cooch of destiny' is today's phrase that pays. Lol

Tammy said...

He must have loved filming that Ed Wood movie.

B626 said...

He was in drag for the that Cuban movie way back when. Leto probably studied it.

Sherry said...

I was about to say the same thing Tammy.

And why can't people understand the difference between "then" and "than"?

Agreed "magical cooch of destiny" wins the interwebs today.

Sprink said...

For me, "fabled" is what made the phrase perfect.

NaughtyNurse said...

Sigh. Johnny used to be so hot. All the smoking and general lack of personal hygiene have really faded his looks.

Aoife said...

Depp and Heard. Even I got this one.

Jim Kennedy Summers said...

Wearing women's clothes for Amber Heard. I would do it. That's hot!

Yousef Akroof said...

@NaughtyNurse Shut the fuck bitch he is still hot. And how/what do you know about his personal hygiene? People who met him said that he smells amazing. He's still got his looks and he looks amazing for his age.