Thursday, March 13, 2014

Blind Item #4

A married SI swimsuit model from the edition this year spent an hour yelling at a food delivery guy because he brought her the wrong order. An hour. At a guy who barely spoke English and wasn't the guy who packed the meal in the first place. Apparently the model was also drunk and went off on a tangent about the family of the guy. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat people, especially those who make a living in the service industry.

38 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Chrissy Teigen

TalksTooMuch said...

ChrissieTeigen?

LottaColada said...

Chrissy, not Lily.

TalksTooMuch said...

I have to ask, why would dude stay there for an hour and listen? Was she waving the money around in front of him and he couldn't get it out of her hand?

FSP said...

The guy's an idiot for hanging around for an hour.

caroline david said...

@Talks TooMuch
I had the idea when i read the blind

Seven of Eleven said...

Ding ding ding! Why stick around when a drunk lady's yelling at you? I'm guessing maybe she her Asian shirt kept falling off and he was willing to endure the tirade because BOOBIES!

timebob said...

and she gets screamed at by designers that she is too fat, rejecte, judged and used daily.

Everybody gets it from somebody.

Doesn't make it right, it is the strong ones the good ones that treat people well regardless of their station in life.

Kari said...

I like the Chrissy Teigen guess.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

To be fair, some people find her quite captivating.

Bacon Ranch said...

He

1) couldn't understand what she was slurring

was

2) surrounded by half naked models.

That's my guess as to why he stuck around.

Renee Ortiz said...

I'm going with Lily. Her and Caleb get wasted all the time.

LottaColada said...

@Bacon-

3) deals with this shit all the time, it's NYC. Anything can happen.

crila16 said...

If the guy barely spoke English (which is very frustrating), she was slurring and yelling at him in English, I'm sure he didn't understand a single word she was saying...and there for wasn't able to get offended.

SEAN (The Jeep Guy) said...

ENTY - like you'd be so quick to leave if a drunk model was standing in front of you and was focusing only on you and probably doing it while not dressed in much and the whole time she is doing this you are thinking of the perfect thing to say so that she comes home with you to the basement.

NYCBRATGIRL said...

Seriously an hour? Doubtful.

s.breezy29 said...

Yelling at somebody for an hour? I think that's a little bit exaggerated! But yeah sounds like big mouth Chrissy!

Harlow17 said...

It probably felt like an hour to the guy waiting to get paid

Tru Leigh said...

I'm more shocked that a SI model actually eats.

NaughtyNurse said...

timebob, WHAT?! Are you kidding? She "gets screamed at by designers that she is too fat, rejected, judged and used daily"????? She is a SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT MODEL. She gets paid ridiculous sums of money to stand there and look pretty. It is her choice to be a model. She isn't being "used." And before you get all, "models have it hard" around here, I used to be a model back in the day. Models do NOT have it hard.

Harry Knuckles said...

A SI swimsuit model, married or single, clothed or naked, drunk or sober, I don't care, can do anythng she wants to me for as long as she wants.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Another possible reason he stuck around: He's a service employee, and a customer is angry and him, and therefore dissatisfied with his service, and has his boss' phone number.

The poor bastard was afraid for his job, and trying to appease her.

Given that English is clearly a second language for him, and one of which he has an incomplete knowledge, I'd say it's not unreasonable to speculate that he's got concerns related to immigration status, too.

auntliddy said...

I cant believe a drink cld talk for an hour without passing out or nidding out. Bad behavior for sure.

rajahcat said...

still feel the same way about mistreating service workers.......very low classy to do that

karma

Habibti said...

He was probably mesmerized by her boobs for an hour!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

If this was Chrissie I'm surprised she never spent all night moaning about it on Twitter.

I'm one of the few dudes alive who find her annoying and not attractive at all. So long as John L. is happy with her that's all that matters.

evie2345 said...

Exactly. After about 30 seconds I'd be outta there.

Jennmcn said...

I don't like Chrissie and can see her doing this, the entitled brat. I too am surprised she didn't tweet about it, she's an attention whore and seems like she would be nasty in person.

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Marina Francisco said...

What kind of idiot delivery person stands there and takes shit for an hour?

Erik said...

Most likely Chrissy. She's always posting about drinking and food.

Erik said...

*tweeting.

Aoife said...

Chrissy Teigen. Her face looked puffy and weird on the Oscar Red Carpet. And the gown she wore would cover a multitude of sins.

I wonder if she had on underwear while she was blessing out the poor guy who brought the food. Probably not.

Aoife said...

Damn but I like the Lily guess too.

sugarbread maker said...

Caleb has been shipped off to rehab twice. Lille - seems to dig that.

B said...

kate Upton

Alita said...

Lotta
So if it's NY, maybe it was that 'in a New York minute' thing. Bear with me ... so the hour felt *like* a minute.

Which is still more than most of us would stick around, but still. I'd take 3, 4 seconds, tops.