Friday, March 14, 2014

Blind Item #4

This B list actor who is almost as well known for his B list mostly movie actress wife than his stellar acting was in a movie theatre the other night alone. As soon as the lights went down a woman, who is not his wife came over to the actor and they whispered and kissed and groped for the entire two hours. When the credits started rolling she got up quickly and our actor stayed until almost all the crowd filed out before he left. I fear for his safety if his wife finds out about this one after she forgave him before. Oh, and before that too.

24 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

I swear, I totally thought Kobe Bryant. Even after I read it again. Commercials aren't acting though, right?

The Dude said...

Dean?

Bacon Ranch said...

I would say Buffy and Freddie, were it not for the mostly movie thing :/

texas rose said...

I didn't know Robin Thicke was an actor.

sugarbread maker said...

Justin theroux. Jennifer Aniston

girl77007 said...

Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connolly

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Megan Fox and BAG?

sugarbread maker said...

Not married

Tricia Shaw said...

Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bethany

VIPblonde said...

Don't count out Liev and Naomi!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Snowy Owls are known to aggressively defend their nests and will attack those that disturb their nests.

Seven of Eleven said...

I will take a plastic 7/11 knife to Paul Bettany if this is him. I love that man and he's married to Jennifer Freaking Connelly.

Ditto Liev, he's hot and a good papa.

Keep the home fires burning, boys, and you'll never go for takeout.

Shotinthedark said...

I hope not, but Dax and Kristen Bell

discoflux said...

Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romjin

Candyland said...

I like the Theroux guess, @sugarbreadmaker. Didn't we have a similar blind over the past month?

sandybrook said...

Liev Schrieber (not Aggrived spelchek!) often cheats on Naomi and she often takes his dick back.

nurysp said...

scared is the clue
who crazy?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

This would be so funny if the theater was showing that new Jesus movie.

Miri said...

peter sarsgaard

sarah.estell said...

Olivier and Halle? Assuming that the Oscar win no longer means A....

Count Jerkula said...

I tell ya what, I been to a theater 2x in the last couple months, and them joints are totally built for some weekday afternoon bangin. Big, wide, soft seat that practically fully reclines. Enough room between your seat and the one in front for a couple chicks to get on their knees. Tuck into one of the top corners on a Wednesday afternoon showing, and as long as the chick don't make too much noise, you could have an orgy and the other 4 people in the theater would never know.

Count Jerkula said...

OH, P.S. and with picking your seats and paying online, you could sit in the parking lot, on yer phone, and figure out which theater of the 12 has the least amount of people in it. God Bless Technology.

di butler said...

I am cosigning the OM and Scary Berry guess. I dint think of her as an A list anymore. They will split soon.

Princess Nobody said...

Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith